This is just a spoof that popped into my head. It's to the tune of The Akansas Traveler. No, I don't own Harry Potter.
The Redhead Mother
Once upon a time in Hogwarts School,
An old man sat in his fancy office chair
And fiddled with a game that he liked to play
A creepy old game only he would play.
Humans were the pawns but he really didn't care
He moved them here and he moved them there
He lied with a smile to see what they'd do
Predictable. He really needed someone new.
A little boy was born one rainy night
He opened green eyes to look upon the fight
Between the old man and his mum and Dad
He knew right then the old man was bad.
And then his mummy said, "Now the way it seems to me,
You care not for my son," said she.
But the old man said as he smiled and lied
"I'm couldn't think that it's for greater good!"
His mummy then replied, "Well, that's good for you
But listen now this is what I'm going to do.
I'll kick you out right now and raise my son
And teach him what he needs till his job is done."
Then the old man gasped and he looked all 'round
Hard, stern faces were all that he found.
"No way!" cried he "You can't say no to me
I'm Albus Dumbldore you can't OWWWWEEEEE!!!"
Should I upload other poems or should I focus on my Lotr story? How do I put a space between paragraphs? I keep trying to ad them but the computer won't let me.