Disclaimers: I DO NOT own the InuYasha cast…if I did, Kikyou would not ever be on the show eva again. Now, on to the warning!!

Warning: Same as disclaimers but with a lot more randomness XD

Summary: What would you see if you went behind scene with the InuYasha cast? A LOT of crack!!!!!!!! A shy Sesshoumaru, a cold hearted Kagome, InuYasha plotting revenge against Kikyou and liking pink, Kagura is a lesbian and much more!!!

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"CUT!!! Let's wrap it up people!!" yelled the director as the InuYasha cast get ready to leave for the day.

"Ka-Kagome?" A shy Sesshoumaru said.

"What do you want Sesshoumaru? I don't have all day…Well I do. But I don't want it spending it talking to you," A cold-hearted Kagome said. She looked at her watch. It reads 5 PM.

"W-w-would you like to go on a date with me?" he stuttered shyly.

"A date, no. Tea, yes. Let's go. You're treating," Kagome said. As that was said, Sesshoumaru face fell then lighten up again. He grabbed his and Kagome's coat and headed off to the nearest coffee center. A while after they left, Kikyou went knocking on Naraku's dressing room door.

"Come in," Naraku said after Kikyou knocked on the door. Kikyou enter and handed him a video tape.

"What is it?" Naraku asked her.

"It's the damn tape you want me to get…." She answered bluntly.

"YAY!!!!" was the exclamation that Naraku let out right after Kikyou said 'you want me to get…' Kikyou sweat dropped when Naraku snatched the tape from her and plopped it into the VCR. An image or Barney popped on to the screen. Kikyous' sweat drop became bigger. Suddenly, Naraku started dancing and singing to the Barney song.

"Uhhhh….I shall leave now. Don't ever talk to me ever again….okay, maybe when we start taping but don't ever talk to me after the taping or anywhere else and I don't know you, you don't know me, got it?... Good," with that, Kikyou left the room and leaving Naraku with his Barney video. A few minutes later, Naraku looked around to where Kikyou was standing and let out a loud girly-ish scream.

"…AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! KIKYOU VANISHED OR GOT KIDNAPPED AND IS GETTING RAPED RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!! I'LL GO WITH THE LATTER AND SAVE HER!!!!" Naraku yelled out and then went to search for Kikyou. After a while later, half an hour to be exact, the director and the crew found Naraku, nude, in a pool. By the look of it, he was drowning. The crew and the director just made themselves comfy and laugh their ass off at Naraku's misfortune.

---Naraku's Point of View---

"AHHH!!! HELP ME!!!" Naraku yelled as he swallowed another gulp of chlorine filled water. 'God damn it!!! Why won't anyone help me!!! They. Will. Pay. Dearly!!! I. Will. Rain. Death. Upon. Their. Miserable. Souls….Once I get out of this pool that is…… MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!' He thought. 'Look at them. Laugh their ass off as they watch me drown….Uh-oh… I think I'm sinking…Come on Naraku, you can remember your swimming lessons. Now what was it? Step one…--; AANNDD I totally forgot….Oh God!!!! I'm gonna die!!!! I DON'T WANNA DIE!!!! I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!' were Naraku's last thought before sinking into the murky depth of the pool that no one will clean.