A Day In Algebra

Disclaimer: I do not own algebra, nor should I ever want to. I shudder at the thought of
it....*shudder*

[Love]
Algebra: Love me!
Kistune-chan-Nooooooo! You're EVILLL!!!!!



[Immortality]
Algebra: Love me!
S_M: Yes I do!
Algebra: *blush* Awwwww.....
S_M: *whisper* I've fooled it. *prepares to stab Algebra in the back*
Algebra: *whirls around* You thought you could kill me?! I am immortal!!!
S_M: Nooooooooooooo!




[Failing]
Kit: How can you kill information?
Algebra: Dunno..... not do it?
Kit: Yeah.... wait a second....are you just trying to make me fail?
Algebra: Yup. Heh. Heh


[United]
Algebra and English: Let's get rid of Kit and S_M. *stalk after the two helpless victims*
S_M and Kit; Run!!!!
Algebra and English: Buahahahahahaha!!!!!
Kit and S_M: *die of information overload*


[Finally.....or not?]
Algebra: *finally dies*
Kit: We still have 10 more minutes of class
S_M: Oh......darn!


[Last 10 minutes....almost]
Algebra: I have ten more minutes to live, let me torture some more nice children.
Andrew: Aaaaaahhhh! (girly scream) Help!
*Andrew is gobbled up*
Algebra: Now... to continue.
*passes over Kevin*
S_M: My arch enemy... why didn't you eat him?!?
Algebra: I don't eat gay people.
S_M: *faints*



[Homophobic?]
Kit: I didn't know that Algebra was homophobic.
Algebra: I am, I'm horribly afraid of S_M.
S_M: You wanna die, don't you?



[The End.....hopefully]
Algebra: My demise is near *sobs while swallowing Jennifer and Edwin*
S_M and Kit: Ha! You'll never get us!
Algebra: Woe is me! Woe is me!
*chases after Kit and S_M.*
...........
*Kit and S_M wait for bell to ring*
S_M: Huuurrrryyyy bell!
Kit: C'mon!
*Algebra gains ground*
S_M: It's, it's coming!
Kit: No! Please bell! Please!
*Algebra is only two feet away*
Algebra: Buahahahahaha!!!!
S_M: No!
Kit: Please, ring!
*Algebra is only one foot away*
S_M: Hurry, bell ring!!!!
Kit: RIIINNNNGGGG!!!!!!
* Algebra picks up both girls and prepares to gobble them up*
*bell rings*
S_M: Wahoooo!
Teacher: Please stay after class Kit and S_M.
S_M and Kit: Noooooooooo!
*Algebra snickers and begins coming at the two girls once more.*

THE END!!!!!!!!!!!!