Dirty Mouth
Summary: Setsuna and Usagi doing the nasty? And where did Rei come from? You can never guess what this fic is really about.
This is the result of insomnia, a dark room, a comfortable bed, and me put together. I wouldn't be surprised if I got flames.
Disclaimer: I don't own anything.
Usagi opened her eyes slowly. She looked at her surroundings. She was on a bed, but it wasn't hers. There was a bookshelf at one corner. She could not see anything else, as the room was too dark. She knew for sure, though, that this wasn't her room. And what was worse, her hands were handcuffed to the headboard. She tried pulling free, but it was in vain. "How the hell did I even get here?" she asked herself.
"I brought you here."
Suddenly, Setsuna walked forth from a dark corner of the room. She turned the light on and threw her princess a seductive glance, but the blonde didn't seem to notice. "If you did, then you must have the key!" she exclaimed with a smile. "Quick, use the key and get these handcuffs off me." Setsuna smirked as she licked her lips. "I'm afraid I can't do that, Usagi." Usagi frowned, "Why not?" Setsuna began unbuttoning her shirt slowly. Usagi gulped. "W-what are you doing?"
"You see, Usagi," Setsuna started as she stopped unbuttoning her shirt halfway, "I've been lusting after you for quite some time." Setsuna sat next to Usagi who inched away slightly. The older woman giggled as she ran her hand up Usagi's thigh. "Get the (bleep) away from me!" the girl screamed. "I know you what to know how it feels to be with a woman, Usagi," Setsuna whispered. "Stop it!" Usagi screamed. "I'm supposed to be the (bleep)ing innocent one, dammit! The (bleep)ing innocent one!"
Just then, a trumpet sounded throughout the room. "What was that?" Usagi asked. Setsuna shrugged. Then, Rei barged in the room. "Dirty mouth?" she asked with a grin. "Clean it up with Orbit!" She held the pack of gum proudly. Setsuna looked at Rei with disbelief. "What was that all about?" she asked. Rei shrugged. "I don't know. I heard Usagi swearing and she never swears so…yeah."
"How'd you get here?"
Rei looked around. "I wonder how, too, since this is my ROOM!" she yelled. Setsuna looked around. She was right. "Haruka must've dropped me off here so she and Michiru could have the house," she growled.
Usagi pouted when the attention wasn't directed at her. "Um, hello!? What happened to ravishing me against my will!?"
Setsuna and Rei looked to Usagi and then to each other. They smirked. It was a good thing Haruka decided to be selfish today.
What a weird story. It makes me laugh because I actually wrote it, let alone posted it. This thing came to mind when I remembered a chapter from arashi-enkou's ATTACK OF THE CHIBI SETSUNAS! dun dun dunn. You need to read that story to figure out how I thought of this…thing…Til next time
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