Harry Pothead;
The Sorcerers' Stoned
By Jessica Minckler
Once there was a Harry Pothead, who lived on Privet Drive
He based his life on doing good, until he was just 5
One day he found a group of druggies, and twas then he was taught
How to get the munchies, and the art of smoking pot.
On the train to Hogwarts, he almost couldnt make it.
He tried to get Hermione to do it, but she just couldnt take it.
Fred and George, Ron and Neville, all joined in at once
Harry had made a giant bowl;
Out of the cap of dunce.
He toked the live long day, and toked the live long night
And when Cho Chang came along, he toked her up just right.
The only time he considered to stop, considered to retire;
Was in a game of Quidditch, when he set his broom on fire.
Hagrid couldnt take it, he just couldnt believe;
that Harry was a Pothead and he pased it on to Peeves.
Even Percy had to join the fun so he diddnt feel left out.
He changed the password to 'Toke till you choke!'
Cuz thats what its all about.
And when the end of the year came, and Harry Had to leave
He snuck into the garden and planted a forest of weed.
The tale of Harry Pothead has made its way to you.
And if your not carefull, It'll turn you Crackhead too.
The Sorcerers' Stoned
By Jessica Minckler
Once there was a Harry Pothead, who lived on Privet Drive
He based his life on doing good, until he was just 5
One day he found a group of druggies, and twas then he was taught
How to get the munchies, and the art of smoking pot.
On the train to Hogwarts, he almost couldnt make it.
He tried to get Hermione to do it, but she just couldnt take it.
Fred and George, Ron and Neville, all joined in at once
Harry had made a giant bowl;
Out of the cap of dunce.
He toked the live long day, and toked the live long night
And when Cho Chang came along, he toked her up just right.
The only time he considered to stop, considered to retire;
Was in a game of Quidditch, when he set his broom on fire.
Hagrid couldnt take it, he just couldnt believe;
that Harry was a Pothead and he pased it on to Peeves.
Even Percy had to join the fun so he diddnt feel left out.
He changed the password to 'Toke till you choke!'
Cuz thats what its all about.
And when the end of the year came, and Harry Had to leave
He snuck into the garden and planted a forest of weed.
The tale of Harry Pothead has made its way to you.
And if your not carefull, It'll turn you Crackhead too.