Really Important:

Sasuke was sitting at his table. Doing nothing.

NOTHING.

So, why are you reading?

Suddenly, out of nowhere. Literally the tomato just came out of nowhere.

He took a bite.

Another. Another.

This routine continued for about a minute.

Wait, oh, sorry just a fly.

Silence.

Tic tock, tic tock.

Hmm, anyone bored here?

DING DONG.

He slowly, for dramatics, opened the door.

Whish, whoosh, bright lights, oh, sorry that was next door.

There standing was his girlfriend, Haruno Sakura.

So, thus after a really boring, and unimportant greeting the two of them retreated to his table.

Time went by, and they did nothing.

Got that?

NOTHING!

So, why you still reading?

Hmm, they are staring at something now, oh wait, that's just you.

Okay, it's getting weird now.

Hmm, looks like he has something to say.

"Why are you still reading? We aren't going to do anything. Go bother Naruto and Hinata for once. We are NOT the ONLY COUPLE in KONOHA. Get out!"

So, after that little outburst, they once again sit there and do nothing.

NOTHING.

Hmm, getting the message yet?

GO READ NARU/HINA OR SOME OTHER COUPLE!

GO WRITE A NARU/HINA STORY!

IT WONT KILL YOU TOO LET THE SASU/SAKU COUPLE GO FOR ONE DAY!

I PROMISE!

OR BETTER YET!

GO CLEAN YOU ROOM (ALISSA)

YOU WON'T DIE!

Wait, oh, here it com-never minds. He just took a deep breath.

"We can do this all day you know. We will just wait until you go away. We aren't ninja for nothing." Sakura spoke.

Okay, well, seems as if they don't like the attention anymore.

Well, this is kinda awkward.

Got the message yet?

Really?

Good?

Have a nice day, or night.

"Buh-Bye" from Naruto.

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Haha, well I just had to do this.

Hope you all don't flame me for it!

I wrote this due to the lack of Naru/Hina stories on my account. Really, why don't I write a fic about another Couple on Naruto?

Geez, the Sasu/Saku Craz has really gotten to me.

Anyways, I love you all. I LOVE YOU JESSE!

Please review, and constructive Criticism only. Also, ME NO OWN NARUTO!