Happy birthday RoseBud5!
PS: None of this is supposed to be offensive, it's just the lyrics from a stupid birthday song I found you tube.
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Me: Once a year we celebrate, with stupid hats and paper plates!
RumTumTugress: To celebrate the fact that you were able to make that trip around the sun!
All: *GASP!*
Me: Then the whole gathers round with gifts and laughter!
RTTS(RumTumTugress): We let out a joyful sound and sing that stupid song!
All: HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Me: Now your one year older!
All: HAPPY BIRHDAY!
RTTS: Your life still isn't overe!
RoseBud5: …
All: HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Me: You did not accomplish much!(That's a lie)
RTTS: But you didn't die this year I guess that's good enough!
All: HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Me: So lets drink to your failing health and try not to remind yourself that your chances to finding fame and wealth decreasing every year!
RTTS: 'Cause if your doing laps, and eating snacks, and taking naps!
Rose: I don't take naps!… Anymore!
Me: And hoping that one day that your life will hold some cheer!
All: HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
RTTS: What have you done that matters!
Rose: I found the flippin cure for Cancer!
RTTS: *Knocks over cure for cancer*
RTTS: oops.
All: HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Me: Your starting to fatter! (Also a lie)
Rose: IT BETTER BE A LIE! *Unsheathes claws*
Me: It is! It is.
All: HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
RTTS: It's downhill from now on!
Me: Try not to remind yourself that your best years are all gone!
Rose: BUT I'm STILL YOUNG!
Me: If pryogenics were all free then you could live like Walt Disney!
RTTS: And live for all eternity inside a block of ice!
Rose: But then I would be cold!RTTS: then bring. A BLANKET!
Rose: OKAY! *Runs to get blanket*
Me: But instead your time is set!
RTTS: This is the only life you get!
Me: Although it hasn't ended yet,
RTTS: You sometimes wish it might~
All: HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Me: You wish you had more money!
Rose: BUT I'M A FRIKIN MILLIONARE!
RTTS: And?Rose: Yeah, it would be nice to be a Billionare.
All: HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
RTTS: Your life's so sad it's funny!Rose: L
All: HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Me: How much more can you take?
RTTS: But your friends are hungry so just cut the stupid cake.
All: HAPPY BIRTHDAY! HAPPY BIRTHDAY! HAPPY BIRTHDAY! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
The end!
Rose: Wait! Where's the cake?
RTTS: Uh…. Happy birthday?Me: Oh. MY GOD!
All: GET HER!RTTS: AHHHHH!*Runs away*
Rose: I GET FIRST WACK! AND I GET THE FIRST PIECE OF CAKE!