- I've always found Soi Fong's Yoruichi obession quite funny... And I was bored. Please review.

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"Yoruichi-sama!" Soi Fong shouted as she danced around the room with a photo frame in her hand. "You're so cool!" She flipped through some more pictures, exclaiming various things, all of them about Yoruichi. Suddenly, she stopped her crazed fan-girling to stare wildly around the room.

"I could have sworn I heard something..." If she'd bothered to check for reiatsu, she would have found that 5 strong reiatsu were all bunched together right outside the room she was in. Unfortunately, she didn't think about that because she was too eager to get back to her many many pictures, all of Yoruichi fighting, or posing in a cool fashion, for the sake of Soi Fong.

"Phew….That was close…." A female voice whispered, finally letting out the breath she'd been holding.

"If she'd found us we'd be dead for sure." Someone else, this time male, agreed.

"Hee….haha….You were right! Who'd have guessed that the second division captain spends her time doing this." A third voice joined, almost unable to hide his laughter.

"Shhhhh She can still hear us you know!"

"Let's get out of here before I die from trying to stop myself from cracking up. Even if she found us…This was so worth it! Hee….haha….Pffft-Mmm-Aghfk-" His voice was cut off by Rangiku, who's hand shot out to cover his mouth.

"Move, now. I'd rather she didn't find us." She whispered and began to crawl away, the others following.

"Where do you think you're going…." Someone asked, voice ominous.

"We're screwed…." Renji muttered under his breath.

"Shut up Abarai!" Ikakku whispered, clubbing him over the head.

Matsumoto began sweating. If her captain found out that she was putting off her paperwork for this… "Uh…..Captain! I was just….Uh…We were just leaving….Well you see… These losers were spying on you and umm me being the nice person I am saw this and decided to stop it because it was um WRONG!" She became even more apprehensive when she noticed her fellow lieutenants giving her death glares.

"Well, I didn't want to bother you with something so small, so I just decided to chase them off, but you came before I was finished and…-"You were chasing them off by leading them away crawling on your stomach?" Soi Fong asked, eyes flashing.

"Uh yes well…" Matsumoto backed away laughing hysterically and waving her hands about. "Did I mention you look great today Captain?"

"…..Suzumebachi." Soi Fong growled out, following each step as the 5 tried moving farther away from her.

"Captain! No need to get hasty now!" Yumichika begged, hiding behind Rangiku. "Please don't look so angry! It isn't beautiful…You can get frown lines!"

"Stop talking Yumichika. Just stop right now." Renji said, slapping himself. "Why did I agree to this…"

" We heard some weird noises, and were merely concerned for your safety!" Isane added, scratching her head. "Please calm down captain…. As soon as we made sure you were alright, we were going to leave!" Isane lied, coughing. A little white lie won't hurt anyone. 4th Division had been especially busy since the ryoka, and even though they were long gone, the recent blows they've suffered from the bounto and current threats from hollows and arrancar gave them no break. Everyone already had their hands full without their lieutenant slacking off. She sighed inwardly. 'I knew I never should have went along….'

Soi Fong sighed. "I would expect stuff like this from people like Rangiku and Ikakku, and all those sorry excuses for vice captains, but you Isane? Now…why were you looking through my window, and the truth this time please."

" Uh…well…. You're not the only one who admires Yoruichi-sama, Captain!" Renji suddenly shouted, trying hard to ignore that comment about Vice Captains. "Yes! We were merely watching so that we may catch a glimpse of the coolest ExCaptain there ever was!" Yumichika joined in, cautiously waiting for Soi Fong's reaction.

Soi Fong suddenly turned around, shaking.

Rangiku glared at Renji and Yumichika as her heart rate increased. 'Great…those idiots are going to get us killed. Damage control!' "No! We meant, uh-you…uh….-REALLY? YOU DO DON"T YOU?" Soi Fong interrupted, eyes shining. The shinigami could swear they saw stars surrounding her. "She's just the most diginified person I know! Have you ever seen her fighting? Oh! I got it! I'll show you!" Dragging all 5 lieutenants into her home, she suddenly began rummaging through all the cabinets in it, throwing all the photo albums she could find.

"Oh great… what did you do Renji! Now we're screwed." Ikakku yelled as quietly as he could, hitting him over the head.

"All we have to do is pretend we're amazed. It'll be easy!" Renji replied, eyes burning, as he smacked Ikakku.

"OH LOOK! ISN"T THIS JUST ABSOLTELY THE BEST MOVE YOU'VE EVER SEEN?" Soi Fong suddenly shouted with a huge grin on her face, butting into the tiny circle the five had made.

" Why that's just an excellent way to fight!" Rangiku gushed, adding a fake laugh as she thought of a plan to get them out of this place.

"How genius!" Isane added hesitantly, following Rangiku.

"Hmm…I'll show you something really cool! You'll all love it! Right…?" Soi Fong asked, her voice unbelievably sweet. Everyone nodded trying to ignore the bad feeling that was creeping up as they walked towards the only door in the whole room other than the one they entered through.

Soi Fong glanced around, before throwing the door open to push everyone in. She once again looked around the room, making sure that no one was there before charging in herself, slamming the door shut.

" ACK! So dark…Why's it so dark in here?" Yumichika asked, trying to figure out where the other's were. Suddenly the light flicked on.

Yumichika sighed. "Ah…That's better…" He took one look around the room before screaming. Everyone in the room was shocked except for Soi Fong. "Isn't this great?" She asked with glee as she stared around the room, taking it all in.

"Wow…This is….truly…shocking." Isane commented, trying not to show that she was entirely creeped out.

The others were feeling the same way. They all knew that the second division captain worshipped Yoruichi, but they never thought that she would ACTUALLY WORSHIP her. All four walls were covered with pictures of Yoruichi, even the ceiling. In the center was a statue, with hundreds of cat plushies surrounding it.

"Quite…surprising…" Rangiku threw out, breaking the silence. "Now um Captain….As you know, all squads are struggling right now, and as Vice Captains, we have many duties. We should get back to them…But um…we'll do this again sometime okay? Bye!" Rangiku ended up shouting at the end as she was already quite a ways off, running as fast as she could. "Man that was scary…I wonder if Yoruichi knows about this! I'd swear the second captain was an obsessed stalker!"

"Don't forget now!" Soi Fong called to the 5 empty spaces that used to be filled by the Vice Lieutenants. "I'll…call you…." Soi Fong trailed off, before shrugging and jumping into the pile of cat plushies.

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Haha totally pointless. Hope you liked it LOL.