Annoying Sasuke!

I do not own Naruto in any way what-so-ever….so….yeah!

Enjoy this story. I thank for the ideas on how to annoy your roommate. I really liked them so I'm going to put them into action, Naruto styled.

Chapter 1:

Roommates, No Consonants, and Lavalamps

"I'm sick of him!"

"Yeah I am too,"

"Geeze, I wonder why he's being a jerk to everyone?"

Naruto walked by to see yet another group of kids P.O-ed by Sasuke.

"I can't ignore him anymore! He's just so annoying it gets on my nerves!" Neji cried out in exasperation. Naruto was surprised to see even Neji annoyed with him.

"And I thought he was only being a jerk to me…I wonder what happened…?" Naruto said asking Neji outside at some random parking lot.

"I really don't know, nor do I care,"

"I'm surprised that no one's done something yet,"

Neji looked at him curiously, and said, "I'm surprised that you of all people haven't done anything yet,"

Naruto blinked and replied by saying, "I thought that he was being a jerk to only me so I didn't really do anything to get his act together, just glared at him was all…"

Neji smirked.

"You really think I should-?"

Neji nodded. "Get revenge. You're the only one that I know can get someone annoyed till they can't stand it anymore,that is, for Sasuke,"

Naruto smiled…then frowned. "Is that supposed to be a compliment?"

"Uh, for this event," Neji looked away quickly.

"I have an idea, but I may need your and some other peoples' help,"

"Deal, as long as you drive him nuts," They shook hands on that as if they had a plan (mostly Naruto) on what to do. But for now, that's all they could do.

After a couple hours of doing whatever apparently all of the rookie 9 (the regular) and team Gai had been set up into groups where they should share rooms with a certain person. Apparently for some mission that was supposed to happen soon.

"What?! I'M PAIRED UP WITH HIM?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!!!" Naruto and Sasuke screamed at Kakashi pointing to each other.

Kakashi just scratched his head and said, "Heh heh, that's how things turned out,"

After moving in:

"I get the bottom bunk," Naruto said throwing himself upon the top bed.

"Fine," Sasuke said pushing him off of the bed.

"What the hell?! I said I wanted the bottom bunk!"

"Bottom-down-low…as in….not the top,"

Suddenly Naruto had an idea. "Repeat everything your roommate says, but without consonants." he thought.

"Oo-o-o…a i…o e o," (Bottom-down-low...as in...not the top,)

"What?"

"A?" (What)

"You can stop…no one will understand you if you do that…"

"Ou a o…o oe I uea ou I ou o a…"(You can stop...no one will understand you ifyou do that)

Sasuke just looked annoyed at that and shook his head. "What an idiot," he muttered.

"A a iio," (What an idiot) Naruto muttered back.

"Grrrr,"

" ," (Note that there are no vowels...)

"Ha!"

"A!" (Ha)

"Damn…."

"A…."(Damn...)

"STOP COPYING ME IN SOME OTHER LANGUAGE THAT DOESN'T CONSIST OF CONSONANTS!!!!!!!"

"O OI E I OE OE AUAE A OE OI O OOA!!!!!!!" (Stop copying me in some other language that doesn't consist of consonants!!!!!!!)

Sasuke looked really annoyed by that and muttered, "I'm done playing this child's game…."

"I oe ai I I a….."(I'm done playing this child's game...)

"I'm going to bed; it's 11 o' clock…" Sasuke said slamming himself on his bed and pulling the covers over his head.

"I oi o e; I eee o o…" (I'm going to bed; it's eleven o' clock...) Naruto said standing from the floor and slamming himself on his bed throwing a hissy fit mocking Sasuke and then pulling the covers over his head. Naruto smiled. "One torture down, hundreds more to go," he whispered falling asleep.

Naruto brought in a lava lamp and stared at it for hours. "Sasuke?"

No reply.

"SASUKE!!!!"

"WHAT?!?!?!"

"I think I have established a connection with the spirit world through this lava lamp."

"Oh really?"

"Your grandma says hi,"

"I WANT A CONNECTION!!!!! GRANDMA!!!!!!!"

"Okay, then….stare at the lava lamp for a couple hours.

A couple hours later:

"What happened? I didn't get a connection, you were faking it weren't you!?"

"Psh, no, you're just not special enough, and anyways, the spirits said they didn't like you,"

"…."

And with that Sasuke stormed out of the room. Naruto watched him leaving frowning. Then when he shut the door smiled a huge smile. "Annoy Sasuke with repeating what he says without the consonants, check. Lava lamp spirit world connection, check. This is more fun than I thought!" Naruto looked around. There was a closet with little holes in them, a bunk bed with black covers, a desk with a computer on it, some drawers, a bookshelf, two chairs, and 2 dressers. Naruto smirked. "So this is what I have to work with…I know what I'm going to do next.

What could Naruto actually have in store for Sasuke next? I love these how to annoy whatever things they're really funny for some odd reason. Don't ask why, well, hope you enjoyed this small portion of the story, get ready for more! (I think)