Pokemon Delusional Version
This is my first story, so I decided to make a parody of the new Pokemon Black/White versions.
Disclaimer: I do not ownz Pokemon. Enjoy.
Chapter 1: Well, It's a Start?
It was a beautiful day in Nuvema Town. The sun was shining, the sky was spotless, and- oh let's just get this over with already.
Cheren: Oh man! She's late AGAIN!
Main character: Who?
Cheren: Bianca, stupid! She's supposed to be here by now! Today's the day we get our Pokemon!
MC: Oh yeah, right. HER.
Suddenly, the door bust open and a girl with a green hat rushed in.
Bianca: Oh Crap. I'm late again, aren't I?
MC: Whatever. Let's just get this over with so I can start my inevitable journey that is probably part of some weird video game in some parallel universe that I don't know about.
MC walks over to a simplistic box and takes off the lid. Inside were three shiny, new pokeballs. MC siezes the one in the middle. He had been planning to get Snivy for almost forever. Cheren takes hold of the one to the far left, Tepig, which he knew had a type advantage against Snivy. Bianca had zoned off into space, so she was left with Oshawott. She wouldn't have really cared anyway.
Bianca: Let's have a fighty!
MC: Fine, whatever.
Bianca: Go Oshawott!
MC: Go Snivy!
Bianca: Okey-dokey. You're the main character, so you get the first move.
Cheren: Um, question. Why is your name "MC"?
MC: I dunno. I can't quite contemplate what it means. I can't really say I like it either.
Me: Would you rather I named you "BJ"?
MC: NO!
Bianca: Ahem! Back to the match!
MC: Alright! Snivy, use Tackle!
Snivy proceeded to ram Oshawott. Unfortunately, it ended up hasing a tea party with the wall instead.
Bianca: Now's your chance! Oshawott, use-
Oshawott: IMMA FIRIN' MA LAZAAR!
MC: OH NOEZ! SNIVY!
MC returns Snivy safely back into its ball before taking the shot head on. Fortunately, this is a story with no death or blood, so MC came out of it relatively unharmed. One quick glance around his room said that it probably wasn't the best idea to stage a battle inside his house.
Cheren: After seeing THAT, I don't know if I even want to have another battle now. Its too risky.
Soon after agreeing, they all proceeded to go out of the house. Bianca and Cheren got out fine, but when MC tried to get out, his mom stopped him.
MC's Mom: Don't forget your Xtrancievier! And you better make enough money to pay off those damages to your room!
MC: K thanx bye!
Well, there ya go. The first chapter. I have been planning this story for some time. You should expect updates every week or so; my schedule has been kinda busy lately due to school and other stuff. I look forward to uploading the rest of my chapters because I have so many ideas. I'm not crazy about reviews or anything, so you don't have to if you don't want to.