One day Neelix was feeling fine, but then he overdosed on the leola syrup, oversmoked on the leola root, overdrunk on the leola soup, and overpopped on the leola root capsules. Then Kes came. What the #&(%^&#@#%)!? is Kes doing here!?! she's dead or gone, or i don't give a squid q***. Oh well, let's say she does. Neelix has been turned into a giant ginsu-knife-wielding leola root! aaaaaaaaaaaah! So he hacks her up into a strange broth and serves it to the crew, darkening the lights in the mess hall so no one will notice his transformation. Then half the crew went crazy and fell on the floor, gibbering and drooling. A third turned into psycho killers and killed each other in their sleep. The last sixth had not eaten in the mess hall yet, and Neelix was out of Kes broth, so he attacked them with a knife. He got half of them and ground them up into weiners and tried to serve hot dogs to the remaining twelfth of the crew. Lucky for him, the doctor had been screwing around with his program (AGAIN!?!), so he was also he was turned into a holographic incontinent yak. Urinating as he left sickbay, the doctor ran into Neelix, and Neelix being a leola root, was almost eaten by the incontinet yak. (still ruing most of the carpet) the doctor got savagely mutilated and (somehow) eaten by Neelix (I should stop putting all these things in brackets). Then B'lanna's decapitated body threw her decapitated head at neelix, decapitating him, and they all shoved themselves out the nearest airlock. and everyone lived happily ever after. except for evryone. Then the borg came along, and assimilated the leola root, ultimately destroying them. YAY!