Usagi and the Turtle
Claim: Nothing!!! No turtles were harmed by the stupidity of Usagi!
"Mom please o please can I get a turtle?" whined Usagi.
"You have the bald spotted kitty." Her mom told her."
"Yea Mom but it's not the same"
"Ok I don't see why not!" "Pick whatever one you want."
Usagi selected a turtle and went up to pay for it.
On the ride home she called the scouts to come over and see her new turtle.
"Hey Usagi where's it's head?" Minako asked curiously.
"I dunno, hold on" Usagi responded.
Usagi ran out of the room and returned with tweezers.
"I'll pull it out!!!"
"Usagi I don't think that's the best idea." Rei told her.
"It won't hurt it." With that Usagi jammed the tweezers into the shell.
"Shit Usagi, I don't think that's the best idea...." Rei complained to her.
They all heard a soft cry and the turtle popped its head out only to have the tweezers in the side of its head.
"I think you killed it." Makoto pointed out.
"I'll be back" Usagi got up and ran out of the room.
"Oh no" sighed Ami.
She returned in a nurse's outfit that looked lie it was from Playboy.
"Where did you get that?" Minako asked.
"I found it in my mom's room." Usagi responded.
They all cringed.
(Hmmm I wonder what Mommy Ikoku and Papa Kenji are doing? A lil' check-up, eh?)
"I got an Ace wrap and some band-aids."
Usagi yanked out the tweezers and quickly slapped on some band-aids.
"Usa I think you should take it to a vet." Rei and Ami said in unison.
"No she knows what she's doing" Minako confirmed them all.
"Right?"
"Of course only the best" Usagi told them.
"Do you trust those two Ami?" Rei asked.
"Not really." groaned Ami.
After wrapping the Ace-wrap around the turtle it bit Usagi.
(Hmmm I wonder why lol.)
You lil' bastard I'll kill you." Usagi yelled.
Minako laughed.
"I don't think you should encourage her Minako." Rei told her sternly.
They heard the bath water running; instinctively they ran to the bathroom.
Usagi was trying to drown the turtle.
"Usagi you dumb ass I even know that turtles breath in water." Minako explained to her.
Sweat drop
Well you just sit there Mr. Turtle I'll be back.
"Hey Usagi isn't that hot water?" Mako asked.
"Yea so what it will be like a hot spring."
"Ok."
About 30 minutes later they smelled the most delicious thing. They all followed the smell. It was the turtle fully cooked.
"Yum you can eat it like a crab!" Minako and Usagi cheered!
End!
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Claim: Nothing!!! No turtles were harmed by the stupidity of Usagi!
"Mom please o please can I get a turtle?" whined Usagi.
"You have the bald spotted kitty." Her mom told her."
"Yea Mom but it's not the same"
"Ok I don't see why not!" "Pick whatever one you want."
Usagi selected a turtle and went up to pay for it.
On the ride home she called the scouts to come over and see her new turtle.
"Hey Usagi where's it's head?" Minako asked curiously.
"I dunno, hold on" Usagi responded.
Usagi ran out of the room and returned with tweezers.
"I'll pull it out!!!"
"Usagi I don't think that's the best idea." Rei told her.
"It won't hurt it." With that Usagi jammed the tweezers into the shell.
"Shit Usagi, I don't think that's the best idea...." Rei complained to her.
They all heard a soft cry and the turtle popped its head out only to have the tweezers in the side of its head.
"I think you killed it." Makoto pointed out.
"I'll be back" Usagi got up and ran out of the room.
"Oh no" sighed Ami.
She returned in a nurse's outfit that looked lie it was from Playboy.
"Where did you get that?" Minako asked.
"I found it in my mom's room." Usagi responded.
They all cringed.
(Hmmm I wonder what Mommy Ikoku and Papa Kenji are doing? A lil' check-up, eh?)
"I got an Ace wrap and some band-aids."
Usagi yanked out the tweezers and quickly slapped on some band-aids.
"Usa I think you should take it to a vet." Rei and Ami said in unison.
"No she knows what she's doing" Minako confirmed them all.
"Right?"
"Of course only the best" Usagi told them.
"Do you trust those two Ami?" Rei asked.
"Not really." groaned Ami.
After wrapping the Ace-wrap around the turtle it bit Usagi.
(Hmmm I wonder why lol.)
You lil' bastard I'll kill you." Usagi yelled.
Minako laughed.
"I don't think you should encourage her Minako." Rei told her sternly.
They heard the bath water running; instinctively they ran to the bathroom.
Usagi was trying to drown the turtle.
"Usagi you dumb ass I even know that turtles breath in water." Minako explained to her.
Sweat drop
Well you just sit there Mr. Turtle I'll be back.
"Hey Usagi isn't that hot water?" Mako asked.
"Yea so what it will be like a hot spring."
"Ok."
About 30 minutes later they smelled the most delicious thing. They all followed the smell. It was the turtle fully cooked.
"Yum you can eat it like a crab!" Minako and Usagi cheered!
End!
Please Review and read my other stories.
Hope YOU ENJOYED!