'The Marauders Rhapsody'

As performed by Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot and Prongs; to the tune of Bohemian Rhapsody, by Queen

Marauders

Is this the real life, is this just fantasy
Don't really want to escape from reality
Open your eyes , look up to the skies and see

Sirius
I'm just a playboy, I need no sympathy
Because I'm easy come, easy go, little high, little low
Anyway the wind blows, doesn't really matter to me
...to me

Remus
Dammit, I just killed a man, put my teeth against his throat,
Do you think dead guys can float?
Dammit, life had just begun
But now I've gone and thrown it all away
Dammit, oooh... Didn't mean to let you die
If I'm not back again this time tomorrow
Carry on, carry on, as if nothing really matters

James
Too late, my time has come, sends shivers down my spine
Body's aching all the time
Goodbye everybody, I've got to go
Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth
Dammit, oooh (any way the wind blows)
I don't want to die, I sometimes wish I'd never been born at all

Sirius
I see a little silhouetto of a moon,

Marauders
Holy hell, holy hell, we've really gotteh go now

Moony's bones are crunching, very very frightening me

Peter (James)

Now we're running (Now we're running)
Now we're running (Now we're running)
Now we're running (With the wolf)

Sirius
And I'm just a play boy and everybody loves me

James/Remus/Peter
He's just a play boy from a rich family
Spare him his life, from this monstrosity!

Sirius
Easy come easy go, will you let me go

Bellatrix
Be silent! No, I will not let you go,

Remus

Let him go

Bellatrix
Be silent! I will not let you go,

Remus

Let him go

Bellatrix
Be silent! I will not let you go,

Sirius

Let me go!

Bellatrix
Will not let you go,

Sirius

let me go

Bellatrix
Will not let you go

Sirius

Let me go

Bellatrix
No, no, no, no, no, no, no

Sirius
Mama mia, mama mia, mama mia I am dead,

You death-eaters will never hear the end of this from me

James
So you think you can kill me and spit in my eye
You think you can mark Harry and leave Lily to die
Oh Voldie, can't do this to me Voldie
Just gotta get out, just gotta get right out of here

Remus
Nothing really matters, anyone can see
Nothing really matters, nothing really matters to me

Authoress' words of wisdom: My personal favourite song parody, by myself. XD Yes, I'm so modest. You like it? Hate it? Want to gouge out your eyes in horror? Please review!