Don't ask where this came from. This is a work of satire and humor. Maybe I like starburst candies too much. I don't own Inuyasha or sour starbursts.

There. I said it. Now read. -Randall Flagg2

(In Kagome's era)

Inuyasha: Why did you drag me here Kagome?

Kagome: Because I wanted your opinion on something I made for art class.

Inuyasha: Art class?

Kagome: It's a class that teaches you about art! Duh!

Inuyasha: Oh. Now why did you bring me here?

Kagome: I want your opinion on a clay sculpture I made. I spent a lot of time on it so try to be nice okay?

Inuyasha: Okay sure.

(Kagome leaves. Sota comes in with a bag of candy)

Sota: Hey Inuyasha. Wanna try this?

Inuyasha: (sniffs the bag) What is it?

Sota: It's sour starburst candy. Have one! (He offers Inuyasha a blue sour starburst)

Inuyasha: (takes it) Might as well. (eats it)

Kagome: (comes in with the clay sculpture) So what do you think of-

Inuyasha: (gets a contorted look on his face)

Kagome: (glares) You don't like it?!! That's it! Sit boy!!

(Bam!!!)

Kagome: Sit sit sit sit sit sit sit!!!

(The words "Sour Starburst: Use Caution" appears at the bottom followed by the words "Isn't Life Juicy?")

Finis -Randall Flagg2