Maka was relaxing on the couch, happily reading her new novel, when a certain albino, shark-toothed, cool guy sat on the floor in front of the couch. Maka stared at her partner confused, when he did the most unexpected thing EVER; he opened his arms and pouted
"Hug me" Makas mouth hit the floor at the freaky words her partner just uttered. Soul looked at her with big ruby eyes, bottom lip quivering. She slowly wrapped her arms around him in a slightly awkwa- oh, who the hell am I kidding-it was EXTREMELY AWKWARD! And if you thought this couldn't get any weirder, youd be DEAD WRONG! Soul purred, nuzzling his head against her chest. Maka sat there, completely still. What going on in her mind, you ask? Well, lets take a look
'OMGOMGOMGOMGSOULISHUGGINGMEANDPURRINGOMGOMGOMGWHA TTHEHELLISGOING ON!?' Did you get that? Lets slow it down a bit
OMG-OMG-OMG-OMG-SOUL-IS-HUGGING-ME-AND-PURRING-OMG -OMG-OMG-WHAT-THE-HELL-IS-GOING-ON!? Yup, Maka is officially freaking out. And if you thought she couldn't freak out any more, youd be, again, DEAD WRONG! Soul nuzzled his face to hers, still purring
"Your so soft Maka, and you smell good to, like chocolate or something..." Soul-actually, lets call him 'AntiSoul'-said. Maka gulped, looking at AntiSoul, who purred louder. He looked at her again, his face mere inches from hers. He leaned down, closing his eyes. Maka just sat there and gaped like an idiot. No wonder her name rymes with Baka. As his lips were about to touch hers, a girlish shreak hit his ears. While AntiSoul was distracted, Maka made a break for it. Where she once sat was a dotted outline. Her door slamed shut. AntiSoul growled, looking at the window. Sitting on the thing-that-you-put-plants-in thing, was Black Star, a horrified look on his face. AntiSoul scowled, his plan had been ruined, that to that egotistical blue monkey
Damn you Black Star