Karaoke Night at Hogwarts



Summary- Yeah I know Ice, the meanest bitch in da world has done this. This one isn't like hers. P.K don't say anything to me. The host is none other than me Mandy. It's funny so r/r.

Mandy: Hello and welcome to Karaoke Night here at Hogwarts and I am your host Mandy. Our first performer is a member of the Gryffindor house, a beater on the house team Fred Weasley!

Fred walks out from behind the curtain. All the girl Gryffindor house members and some of the others start screaming.

Mandy: (seductively) Hello Fred.

Fred: Hi Mandy.

Mandy: Mmm…what song are you going to be performing for us tonight?

Fred: I'll be performing "A Woman's Threat" by R.Kelly

Mandy: Okay.

(Music starts up)

My time, my patience, my love. My blood, my sweat, my tears. My burdens, my drama, my pain. My car, my money, my home. My ups, my downs, my fears. My hours, my work, my strength. My fault, my this, my that. N**** please.

If you don't stop (this is a warning). Someone's gonna lay in your bed (this is a warning). And someone's gonna eat your food (this is a warning). And someone's gonna wear your clothes (this is a warning).

(Song ends) All the people in the audience were crying. The next guest is….well nobody because the host has pounced on Fred and they have ran off.

Announcer: See you next time on "Karaoke Night at Hogwarts Part 2".

That is the End of Show.

A/n Yeah I know. Stupid and short but still r/r please. I didn't put the whole song because I don't know the whole thing.