The Five Party Crashers were all happily skipping in the daisy meadow behind their mansion... well, not quite. "Shhh, you have to be quite!" Inari hissed to Tempest. "I'm trying, now move your foot, it's in my face." The two girls were hiding under a bush in one of four separate posts serounding the meadow. In the center of the meadow was Tohru, Ino, Hilary and Winry. They were all sitting cross-legged in a circle weaving flowers into crowns. (Daisies of course since it's a DAISY MEADOW, duh.) They were gossiping idly about boys and crushes and weddings and children and the usual teenage girl stuff. "SO, you and Kyo are getting Married, right Tohru?" Winry asked, stuffing a daisy into it's place. "Um, Yes it's in two weeks. Oh I'm so excited! We're going to have children and grandchildren and it will be wonderful dot dot dot." Tohru's tone suddenly changed. "Now that Mistu's out of the way anyway." (Dun dun dun dun! Tohru's really an evil coneiving bitch! Oh MY!) "Oh yes, I wish it were the same for me and Ed. But that good-for-nothing Ayame stole him from me!" Winry half shreeked and ripped her crown in a sudden burst of anger. "Dot dot dot Isn't Ayame his sister?" Hilary asked raising an eyebrow at the shreaded crown. At the thought Winry started hyperventilating and her left eye twitched. "Well I would say that you have nothing to worry about. Since MY husband-to-be was stolen from some emotistic demon bitch thing! And she has TWO! Husbands, TWO! Sasuke AND Gaara! Fucking two-timing bitch! Her and her perfect figure. And perfect jutsu and genjustu. And her perfect foxy-cat charmness!" Ino let out an almost frightening shreek of rage as she tore apart her flower crown.
Hidden in the trees and underbrush, the party crashers looked at one another, blinked, and then muttered bitch under their breath. They spoke to each other through their headsets. "Ready for sweet revenge Mitsy?" Nox asked from the tree. "Heh heh heh, yup." Mitsu answered back from her position under the three foot flowers. (Who gardens this place, and what do they feed the flowers? If they grow any bigger they'll eat us!)
"All though it is very nice of them to invite us here to see Nox's wedding. She married Vincent Valentine, right?" Hilary said after Ino had recovered from her spit of rage. "Yes, that's her second husband too." Tohru said suspiciously. "They must be plotting revenge." She turned her head shiftily. "Dot dot dot your all paranoid." Hilary shook her head with annoyance and stood up. In a huff she left the meadow, not bothering to look back. "Bitch." Ino muttered, not really under her breath. "She doesn't know the pain of our suffering." Winry nodded in agreement.
Meanwhile, the five party crashers pulled down their goggles and aimed their assault rifles. "Three. Two. One."
Paintballs flew through the air and splattered at and around Tohru, Ino, and Winry. They shreeked along with the small rodents and other forest animals who were caught in the cross-fire. Looking around for the source of the paintballs. "I told you it was a trap!" Shouted Tohru through the confusion. "What do you want, a medal? We need to get out of here." Winry shouted back. SPLAT!! A huge black Paintball landed dead center in Winry's mouth. Coughing and spluttering, she headed towards the house without further delay, the other two right behind her. (But not before Mitsu landed a huge one on Tohru as well. Although the results weren't as humurous...for us of course.)
Tempest and Inari crawled out from under the bush pulling off their goggles and smirking widely. Ayame and Mitsu stood up from under the flowers, flashing the ram's horn across the field to eachother and then to Tempest and Inari, and finally Nox after she had jumped down from her tree. "Yeah!" Nox shouted, punching the air. "We so rock!" "OHHH! PONE!! Who Pones? We Pone! We Pone!" Mitsu chanted, trying to make a poor attempt at being geto. Tempest stared at her, one eyebrow raised. "Mitsu, you have scarred me for life, never do that again." Immediatley she stopped and lowered her head. "Sorry." Barley a few moments past before they all burst out laughing. "We totally should have gotten that on camera." Inari said, wiping away a tear of laughter. "We did!" said Ayame. She ran excitedly to the tree Nox had been sitting in. "It's up there." And using her kick-ass Koala skills, Ayame climbed up the tree and brought the camera down. The five girls gathered around it and replayed the event...twice...wait, three, no, four times. By the end of the fourth time, the girls were all on the ground clutching their stomachs from laughing so hard. "Oh...my... god..." Mitsu said through gasps of breath. "We SO got them." Eventually the girls stopped laughing and sat in silence. I am sad to say that the silence had a very short life. It's funeral will be held two days from now at the... oh sorry you don't care, right, well...the girls looked around at each other, smirking... oh that can't be good. "And for our next trick..." Said Nox. "Lets pull one on Kankuro." Inari piped up. "Yeah!" Mitsu agreed. "We can call it, operation, White Rabbit!" "What? Why?" Ayame asked. "Because I just saw one. It had a pretty golden watch and a nice cute little vest." "And it stole the video tape right out of the camera!" Ayame shouted angrily. "Where did it go?" "It's over there, come on after it!" Tempest pointed out. They crouched down and headed in the direction of the rabbit.
The other girls saw that Mitsu was right. (Gasp! jk) The rabbit did have a gold watch and a vest. And, they discovered, it could talk too! (Well it was singing really) "I'M LATE! I'M LATE! For a very important date!" The rabbit frantically hopped away, making a bee line straight to a rabbit hole (GASP!! Imagine that!) The Party Crashers followed it non-the-less right up to it's hole. They crouched staring into its black mouth. "Oh well." Ayame said "Let's go home." But none of the girls got up. They sat staring, until they realized, too late, that the hole...was growing. It grew and grew. Until it was big enough to fit all five of them.
"Um dot dot dot, this is weird... maybe we should leave." Inari suggested. However, before they could turn and leave, a wind began to blow. Not from the hole, but into the hole. The wind picked up, faster and faster. It blew so fast and so hard that it blew the five girls right into the hole. They fell through the darkness. Falling, falling, falling.
One By One, the girls softly touched the floor of a small round chamber. There was a narrow hallway that branched off of this chamber and, not knowing what else to do, the girls followed it. The hallway was checkered with pink and yellow squares. There were pictures of odd objects such as teapots, chairs, and hearts hanging on the wall framed in pink and yellow. "Really, I must get the name of this decorator." Nox joked in mock british accent. The other girls giggled. At the end of the hallway was pink door. Tempest reached for the doorknob, turned it, and pulled the door open. Behind it was another door, and another one and another one. The final door was very small. So small in fact, that they had to crawl to get through to the other side.
"Where are we?" Ayame asked straightening up. "Your in the Bizarre Room." Said a voice from who-knows-where. "What? Who said that?" Inari asked scanning the room for someone. "Me. Who else?" The girls realized that the voice was coming from the other side of the room. Perhaps behind that door? "Maybe they're behind the door." Mitsu suggested. "Not behind the door, on the door." All the party crashers stared at the doorknob and saw that it had eyes and a mouth. "What's the matter haven't you ever seen a doorknob talk?" It asked, half glaring at them. "Dot dot dot no..." all five girls answered unison. "What do they teach to children these days? That other girl that passed through hadn't either!" The doorknob seemed quite upset about the whole matter and refused to talk to the girls any more.
"There was another girl here?" Tempest asked. "He's not talking to us any more Tempest." said Nox. Inari leaned on Nox's shoulder and put her hand on her hip. "You know how those doorknobs can be. Jealous of everyone else so they refuse to do anything for them." "Unless..." Ayame added. "You turn them." Almost on que, Mitsu tsisted the doorknob and pulled, causing the knob to cry out in pain. The door flew open and all five girls rushed inside.