top 10 stupidest things I've done after reading Twilight
10. i bought an air freshener that smells like i imagine Edward smells like and plugged it in my room immediately. of course, i am constantly sniffing the air.
9. When traveling through Iowa with my cousin, we saw the sign (and, yes, this is a real place) of a town called Edwardsville. We forced my mom to let us get out, while we bowed to the sign.
8. i have put baby powder on my face in an attempt to look pale, then applied glitter to myself and stepped outside, enjoying my vampire-ness.
7. i convinced myself that a certain crayola marker looked like jacob black, so i destroyed it with a sledgehammer.
6. whenever its rainy, i somehow manage to convince myself that i live in forks.
5. when stopping at a local CVS, i saw a large van with a huge dent in one of the doors. I began to hyperventilate, thinking it was Tyler Crowley's car, and began to look around for Edward and Bella.
4. In memory of my best friend, Bella Swan, i died my hair brown and requested brown contacts.
3. I've put red food coloring in my water to make it look like blood.
2. i now dislike tan people.
and the all-time stupidest thing I've done is:
1. when shaving my legs, i accidentally cut myself. i looked at the blood for a moment before rubbing it all over my lips in an attempt to look like I'd just had a blood feast.
well, thanks for reading, i know its pretty stupid, but wasn't that the point? : )