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Disclaimer: Me no ownies of Fruits Basket.

"Brother Shigure? A-Are you home? I apologize for coming so unexpectedly…"

Ritsu Sohma craned his neck inside the door of the house, but without a doubt, saw no signs of Shigure, or any of the other residents of the household. Mumbling an incoherent string of apologies, Ritsu turned to leave, present still in his hand.

"Ritsu? Oh my, what a surprise! The ever-timid Ritsu is here. What brings you to visit your lovely cousin today? Must have put a dent in your busy schedule" Shigure teased, waving his hand around like Ayame would, "Oh deary me…"

"No! I wanted to come today. But I'm sorry if you don't want me here! Sooo sorry! Forgive me, forgive me! I'm sorry! So very, very sorry!"

"It's ok," Shigure sighed, "What's in the box?"

Ritsu shakily handed the box to Shigure who smiled weakly at the thought of the present Ritsu gave him last time. Those books were sill unread and on his shelf. Cringing a smile, Shigure opened to long, thin box. It's lacey ribbon appealed to Shigure, as he wondered what Tohru would look like wearing a g-string like that.

As he peered inside the box, his heart sank. A golf club. Seriously, he hardly ever went outside, let alone played golf! Shigure contemplated running away, but urged his own body to force a smile.

"T-Thankyou… it will go to good use…" Shigure stuttered through the words. Oh, how he hated to say them for no good cause.

"Oh, I'm sorry! You hate them, don't you! Forgive me! I APOLOGIZE TO THE UNIVERSE, THE WORLD, THE EARTH, ALL THE CONTIENTS, ALL THE COUNTRIES, YOUR STATE CAPITAL, YOUR NEIGHBOUR HOOD AND YOUR STREET! I APOLOGIZE TO EVERYONE AND THEIR FAMILY PETS! FORGIVE ME! FORGIVE ME! I'M SOOO SORRY!"

"Ritsu It's fine…"

"SORRY! SORRY! FORGIVE ME, I'M SO VERY SORRY! I'M SO TERRIBLEY SORRY-"

Shigure extended his arm, with the golf club still in it, and whacked Ritsu over the back of the head. Groaning inwardly, Ritsu fell to the floor in a shaking heap. Shigure smiled.

"I guess thing will go to good use"

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Lookin' at my BEEP.

Nyaa, I'm sorry. I like random stuff.

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