Hey everybody! This is PURE crack! This is only the opening. I will be amazed if anybody can guess what caused this madness. It was all caused by just one event.
L walked into the task force hq after taking one hour off work to go to the candy store. As soon as he entered, everyone surrounded him and started screaming at him at once.
"L, there is a fly nest somewhere here in hq!" Soichiro.
"L, we had to dump a bucket of boiling water on your computer, and now it's ruined, so…sorry. Hopefully there wasn't anything important on it." Mogi.
"L, you might wanna clean the roof in the observation room, cuz there's blood and cake all over the ceiling." Aizawa.
"L, Watari accidentally ran over a bunny with his limo!" Matsuda.
"L, the president is rather angry at you for tying his shoelaces together." Watari.
"L, Watari also accidentally poked a bird's eye out with a big stick!" Matsuda.
"L, sorry, but there are Cheetos in the washing machine mixed in with the clothes." Soichiro.
"L, I kinda snapped all your computer software disks in half. I did it on purpose. I hope you don't mind too much." Aizawa.
"L, Light playfully clocked someone in the head with a baseball bat and killed them on accident!" Matsuda.
"Ryuzaki, I didn't mean to kill the dude! I meant to protect him! I won't get arrested, right?" Light.
"L, your lollipops seem to have…malfunctioned." Watari.
"L, we are all gonna die from the alien plague!" Mogi.
"L, Watari also cut off a lizard's tongue with a butcher's knife, but it was on purpose, so it's okay." Matsuda.
"Ryuzaki, I accidentally broke the plunger." Light.
"L, don't be alarmed, but there is now a big hole in your bedroom wall, where I kicked it to make it that way." Soichiro.
"L, Aiber fell down a well and got saved by Lassie." Watari.
"L, I accidentally spilled a bunch of acid on a lot of your money, and now it's all burned." Aizawa.
"Ryuzaki, Watari shot a person dressed as a horse with his sniper rifle and accidentally injured/killed them." Light.
"L, we've run out of dishwasher soap." Mogi.
"L, Roger got killed by Matsuda." Watari.
"L, I didn't mean to! Wait—I killed him?" Matsuda.
"L, careful not to touch the walls. We've put bombs in them that are set to go off at the slightest vibrations." Soichiro.
L just stared at them.
"What. The freaking. Hell. Happened. While I was gone. For one hour?" L.
To be continued.
Can anyone guess what single thing caused ALL this madness? No, it's not a person. It's a thing (perhaps living, or nonliving). You'll find out in the next chapter! But I want at least 7 reviews guessing what it is, first! =O Thanks for reading! ! ! ! ^ ^
~Ratt Kazamata