Has anyone seen four hobbits?
Chapter 1: Has anyone seen four hobbits?
Author: Minnie
Legal stuff, also called disclaimer: This is the disclaimer that never ends, it just goes on and on forever, my friends. One author started writing it, not knowing what it was, and she'll continue writing it forever, just because... Love it! I don't own: LotR, Pandora. I own: Myself, who's Minnie, and all the made-up-characters, like Tina and Mariah.
M/N: You promise not to kill me when I tell you this, okay? Ahem… hrrm… I'velostsomehobbits. *wondering looks from everyone* I have lost some hobbits. Four hobbits, more precisely. Frodo, Merry, Pippin and Sam to be exact. *receives aaangry glares from all Tolkien-fans* If looks could kill… I would have been a wet puddle now! I can't help it, okay?! I can't understand how you do to lose four hobbits in a big town!!! Now I have to find 'em, 'cause I really don't want every Tolkien- and LotR-fan out there to kill me... Nope, I've gotta find them!
Summary: I've lost four hobbits, Merry, Frodo, Pippin and Sam, in the city... I hafta find 'em! Oh, and BTW, Frodo is obsessed with rings, Pippin is, as usual, very hungry, Sam has turned into something that reminds you of a teenager, and Merry... well, let's just say that he got hit in the head, and is now, ehrm... seeing things...
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"Merry! Excuse me, miss, have you seen four hobbits around? No? Frodo! Here, hobbits, here hobbits! Sam! Has anyone seen four hobbits? Pippin!"
People stared oddly at the brown-haired girl, who ran down the street, screaming something about hobbits. One girl turned to her friend.
"Is she okay, Mariah?"
"Well, Tina, do you think that a girl who's running around asking people if they've seen four hobbits, and that also wears a limegreen shirt and limegreen jeans, is completely sane?"
"No"
But the girl heard nothing of this; she was full up with searching after the four hobbits she had lost. It all started out like this...
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In a park somewhere, a girl and four hobbits were having a picnic. The girls name's Minnie, and the hobbits were Frodo, Sam, Pippin and Merry.
"More cookies?", Minnie asked.
"Yay! Here, here, here!", Pippin begged.
Minnie sighed, as she gave Pippin the cookies. The ring on her finger reflected the sunlight.
"A ring!", Frodo screamed, and flinged himself over Minnie's hand.
"NO! Frodo, not again! Get off, let go! This is my ring, remember? MY ring! Not your ring!"
"Aww, sorry, but you know... Me and rings...", Frodo excused, and sat down again.
"Ey, pals! Whazz up?"
Sam came walking; he had been looking around a little bit. He was dressed like... well, I can't say like what, but I can explain it to you. He had sneakers (don't ask me how he got them, or how he found sneakers that were big enough!), and baggy jeans. He had a baggy black leather-jacket, over a T-shirt that said "I'm best, not protest", and over his eyes he had sunglasses. His hair was colored blue and orange.
"Naw, nothing. Frodo just tried to take Minnie's ring", Pippin said, with his mouth full of cookies.
"Oh, 'k... Hey, I'm bored. Can't we do somethin' else?"
"Sure thing, Sam", Minnie said. "Come on, get up, everybody! Oh, Pippin, cut it off! You can eat more later!"
When all the hobbits had got up, Minnie snapped her finger, and the picnic- stuff disappeared.
"Oh, lookie! It's a big intergalactic cockroach chewing on Minnie's hand!", Merry exclaimed.
Minnie screamed, but then she remembered that Merry had got hit in the head by Sam. Of course, it had been an accident, Sam had got a baseballtree (from Minnie, author's licence ya know, he had been on her till she gave him one) and swinged it around as he pleased. And Merry's head had been in the way... Ouch. So now Merry saw things, so to say. Weird things. Like big, intergalactic cockroaches. Minnie sighed.
"Well, let's go then!"
No answer. Minnie turned around, and she almost fainted. No hobbits! They were all gone.
"This can't be good. Nope, it really isn't. If the hobbits are gone, all Tolkien-fans out there are sooo going to kill me, and it's a lot of them out there... I hafta find 'em!!!"
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And now she was running around, trying to find the lost hobbits. Her brown hair perpetually flew into her face, and she didn't had a tuft or a buckle to keep it away with, so she had to stroke it back all the time. 'Oh my Tolkien', she thought. 'Where can they be?' She stopped to think, causing the man behind her to bump into her.
"Sorry, Minnie said, and moved over to a bench and sat down. She started to talk to herself.
"Well, I bet Pippin's eating something, and when I find him, I'll probably be the one who has to pay everything... Frodo's obsessed with rings, so he's probably somewhere at a jewellery or something like that. I just hope he hasn't got plans on taking something! Sam... Actually I haven't got a clue on were he could be, and the same for Merry. Not good, not at all..."
People who walked past her, stared at her like she was crazy. Well, maybe she was, but... oh, what the hell, it has nothing to do with this story!
"Well, first I have to find Frodo, in case that he may steal something, and then Pippin, 'cause I really don't have any money right now, and then... Aww, I'll decide if I should find Sam or Merry first when I've found the other two!"
And with that, Minnie flew up from the bench, and ran away to find Frodo.
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What do ya think? Short, yeah, but who cares? If you want more chapters, or let me say it this way: If you want the hobbits back, then I have to get at least 5 reviews. So, plz review, if you want the hobbits to be "undisappeared"! C ya! //Minnie//
Chapter 1: Has anyone seen four hobbits?
Author: Minnie
Legal stuff, also called disclaimer: This is the disclaimer that never ends, it just goes on and on forever, my friends. One author started writing it, not knowing what it was, and she'll continue writing it forever, just because... Love it! I don't own: LotR, Pandora. I own: Myself, who's Minnie, and all the made-up-characters, like Tina and Mariah.
M/N: You promise not to kill me when I tell you this, okay? Ahem… hrrm… I'velostsomehobbits. *wondering looks from everyone* I have lost some hobbits. Four hobbits, more precisely. Frodo, Merry, Pippin and Sam to be exact. *receives aaangry glares from all Tolkien-fans* If looks could kill… I would have been a wet puddle now! I can't help it, okay?! I can't understand how you do to lose four hobbits in a big town!!! Now I have to find 'em, 'cause I really don't want every Tolkien- and LotR-fan out there to kill me... Nope, I've gotta find them!
Summary: I've lost four hobbits, Merry, Frodo, Pippin and Sam, in the city... I hafta find 'em! Oh, and BTW, Frodo is obsessed with rings, Pippin is, as usual, very hungry, Sam has turned into something that reminds you of a teenager, and Merry... well, let's just say that he got hit in the head, and is now, ehrm... seeing things...
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"Merry! Excuse me, miss, have you seen four hobbits around? No? Frodo! Here, hobbits, here hobbits! Sam! Has anyone seen four hobbits? Pippin!"
People stared oddly at the brown-haired girl, who ran down the street, screaming something about hobbits. One girl turned to her friend.
"Is she okay, Mariah?"
"Well, Tina, do you think that a girl who's running around asking people if they've seen four hobbits, and that also wears a limegreen shirt and limegreen jeans, is completely sane?"
"No"
But the girl heard nothing of this; she was full up with searching after the four hobbits she had lost. It all started out like this...
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In a park somewhere, a girl and four hobbits were having a picnic. The girls name's Minnie, and the hobbits were Frodo, Sam, Pippin and Merry.
"More cookies?", Minnie asked.
"Yay! Here, here, here!", Pippin begged.
Minnie sighed, as she gave Pippin the cookies. The ring on her finger reflected the sunlight.
"A ring!", Frodo screamed, and flinged himself over Minnie's hand.
"NO! Frodo, not again! Get off, let go! This is my ring, remember? MY ring! Not your ring!"
"Aww, sorry, but you know... Me and rings...", Frodo excused, and sat down again.
"Ey, pals! Whazz up?"
Sam came walking; he had been looking around a little bit. He was dressed like... well, I can't say like what, but I can explain it to you. He had sneakers (don't ask me how he got them, or how he found sneakers that were big enough!), and baggy jeans. He had a baggy black leather-jacket, over a T-shirt that said "I'm best, not protest", and over his eyes he had sunglasses. His hair was colored blue and orange.
"Naw, nothing. Frodo just tried to take Minnie's ring", Pippin said, with his mouth full of cookies.
"Oh, 'k... Hey, I'm bored. Can't we do somethin' else?"
"Sure thing, Sam", Minnie said. "Come on, get up, everybody! Oh, Pippin, cut it off! You can eat more later!"
When all the hobbits had got up, Minnie snapped her finger, and the picnic- stuff disappeared.
"Oh, lookie! It's a big intergalactic cockroach chewing on Minnie's hand!", Merry exclaimed.
Minnie screamed, but then she remembered that Merry had got hit in the head by Sam. Of course, it had been an accident, Sam had got a baseballtree (from Minnie, author's licence ya know, he had been on her till she gave him one) and swinged it around as he pleased. And Merry's head had been in the way... Ouch. So now Merry saw things, so to say. Weird things. Like big, intergalactic cockroaches. Minnie sighed.
"Well, let's go then!"
No answer. Minnie turned around, and she almost fainted. No hobbits! They were all gone.
"This can't be good. Nope, it really isn't. If the hobbits are gone, all Tolkien-fans out there are sooo going to kill me, and it's a lot of them out there... I hafta find 'em!!!"
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And now she was running around, trying to find the lost hobbits. Her brown hair perpetually flew into her face, and she didn't had a tuft or a buckle to keep it away with, so she had to stroke it back all the time. 'Oh my Tolkien', she thought. 'Where can they be?' She stopped to think, causing the man behind her to bump into her.
"Sorry, Minnie said, and moved over to a bench and sat down. She started to talk to herself.
"Well, I bet Pippin's eating something, and when I find him, I'll probably be the one who has to pay everything... Frodo's obsessed with rings, so he's probably somewhere at a jewellery or something like that. I just hope he hasn't got plans on taking something! Sam... Actually I haven't got a clue on were he could be, and the same for Merry. Not good, not at all..."
People who walked past her, stared at her like she was crazy. Well, maybe she was, but... oh, what the hell, it has nothing to do with this story!
"Well, first I have to find Frodo, in case that he may steal something, and then Pippin, 'cause I really don't have any money right now, and then... Aww, I'll decide if I should find Sam or Merry first when I've found the other two!"
And with that, Minnie flew up from the bench, and ran away to find Frodo.
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What do ya think? Short, yeah, but who cares? If you want more chapters, or let me say it this way: If you want the hobbits back, then I have to get at least 5 reviews. So, plz review, if you want the hobbits to be "undisappeared"! C ya! //Minnie//