Disclaimer: I do not own HP in anyway niqqas if I did I would be writing this on a beach in Hawaii while sipping on a Mohito niqqas wile i be chilin with ma niqqas down en Miami.

Niggas, ima go white on yall(I have read a few stories where Severus goes back in time to make things turn out for the better, but most of them focus on him simply going back to the point where Harry starts school, I decided to let good old Sevvy go back much, much further. His first year at Hogwarts to be exact. So let's see how our dreaded potions professor react to once again being eleven year old shall we…)

(The first six chapters of this story have not been edited by a BETA.)

Alright, time fo da gangsta

$$$$$$Chapter one$$$$$$$

A New Beginning Niqqas!Playa!Playa!

His body went numb, he won't sure if it was fro da venom o his will to simpi die niqqas, but the excruciating pain that was once riddling his body was suddenly gone. The dim light that surrounded him began to fade, darkness set in and then…

"Sev, Sev, wake up niqqa, ice dat shit, we here."

He could hear his name like a fukin playa, his nickname niqqas. No one had called him that since niqqas… And the voice it sounded like hers but… So young.

"Sev, come on, we here at Hogwarts to go to da strip club."

Suddenly, Severus Snape's eyes snapped open. The image was blurry at first. He blinked and then blinked again, then rubbing his eyes softly.

"L-Lily niqqa, why yo on top of me?."

The girl in front of him giggled. "Of course silly, who else would it be. I was tryin to wake yo up?"

"Alright, wanna go to da club Lily?' Snape asked? Lily, im tellin you niqqas, was so ovajoyed!

"Hell yeeah niqqa, lets go!"

So da two got up, and walked to da stripclub!

To be continued niqqas!...

A/N: So man, I be postin chaptas fo dis story an i see a niqqa named 8thweaslykid copyin dis shit. Da faque yo think you a niqqa. Ima giv you one chance to let go o my story, o else I will get my Crips and driv by shoot yo house!

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