Bickering
A/N: Ok, so here's my first Ron/Hermione fic…..it's a little different than I originally planned, but I like it anyways. Oh, and it's a one shot.
Disclaimer: Nope…not mine, sadly.
Harry Potter, a handsome young man of twenty-four stood, stood in the hallway of an apartment building, a very apprehensive look in his bright green eyes. He looked down at his fiancé, Ginny Weasley who looked just as worried. She ran a hand through her fiery red hair and raised a pale fist to knock on the door of apartment 12B.
That's when a resounding crash shattered the quiet atmosphere.
And then all hell broke loose.
"RONALD BILLIUS WEASLEY!"
Ginny winced. She had heard that Hermione had been getting very angry with him a lot. More so than was usual, at least. That was part of the reason they had been so nervous to visit them in the first place.
Harry sighed deeply and ran a hand over his face, "I bet their neighbors just love them."
"UGH! YOU ARE INCORRIGABLE!"
"It was just a plate, Hermione…" they heard Ron trying to explain.
Ginny turned to Harry, "Should we knock?"
"NO! STOP TRYING TO KISS ME!"
Harry ran a hand through his dark hair and sighed, "Do you really think they'd even hear it?"
"I'M ANGRY BECAUSE YOU'RE A PRAT!"
"Maybe we should just come back later…" Ginny suggested, already turning to walk down the hall. She stopped when she heard Hermione yell again.
"I DON'T KNOW! YOU'RE JUST BEING AN IDIOT!"
They heard Ron's deep rumbling voice but couldn't make out what was being said. They leaned in.
"I AM NOT HORMONAL!"
There were more muffled voices and arguing, followed by a pair of thunderous footsteps and the slam of a door.
Ginny went to knock, but Harry put up a hand for her to wait.
A minute passed, and then a strange muffled yelp of elation could be heard, followed by laughter.
And then it went silent again.
Ginny, who was looking confusedly at Harry, turned to the door. She twisted the knob the knob gently and let the door swing inwards with an ominous creak.
There, in the center of the living room stood Hermione and Ron. Hermione's legs were locked around Ron's waist and her hands threaded though his hair. Ron clutched his wife to him, kissing her deeply.
Harry made a face, "I certainly didn't need to see that."
Ginny glared reproachfully and slapped him on the arm. The couple broke apart, looking disheveled but flushed with pleasure, and they beamed at their guests.
Ginny raised an eyebrow, "What's going on, you two?"
Ron's grin grew and he tossed something that had been in his hand to Harry, who caught it deftly. When he saw what it was he dropped it.
"Did you have to toss me that, mate? You could have just told me."
But he smiled at his friends, nonetheless. Hermione giggled uncharacteristically and kissed Ron on the cheek, who beamed.
Ginny glanced at the three of them and then bent down to get a better look at the item that lay on the floor.
She looked up and gave a whoop of excitement, smiling broadly.
"I'm going to be an aunt!"
A/N: I had fun writing this. Did I actually manage to surprise anyone?
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