You people told me to have Jacob Blech (Black) go down to FH (Forks High) and sing his version of Girlfriend to Bella.
Well, there is a dance thing, with Kareoke, and he does this. It shall insue laughs.
Bella PoV
"Edward Anthony! I do not want to go to this thing!" I yelled as my fiancee dragged me to the car.
"Yes, you do. You'll enjoy yourself. I promise!" Alice called behind me.
"You. YOU made this happen! Mary Alice Brandon Cullen! You will be in soo much trouble when I get my hands on you," I warned, while being shoved into the silver Volvo.
"You still love me though. And don't you even think about running, because I can and will catch you."
I gulped. "A little help here, Edward?"
He chuckled. "Alice, don't threaten her, she already knows."
I gasped."Oh, yea, a lot of help!"
"Bella, please just go, we promise not to kill you or anything, we just want to have fun," Edward said, dazzling me one again.
"Fine," I huffed.
"Bu-ut...You have to dance," Alice sang from the back seat.
"WHAT?! You said NOTHING about that fact!" I screamed. Alice and Edward both put their hands over their ears. "EDWARD! HANDS ON THE DAMNED WHEEL!"
"Bella, stop screaming. And we're here anyway," Edward said, climbing out and opening my door faster than you can say "moo".
-THE GYM-
As soon as I got back from requesting my song to the DJ, it started to play.
"This one's for Edward Cullen!" The Disc Jockey yelled, as Thnks Fr Th Mmrs started to play.
"It's our song," Edward said, putting his hands on my hips, as I put my arms around his neck, and we started to fast dance.
As I started to sway my hips quite fast, Edward then just looked at me, still dancing.
I'm gonna make you bend and break
(it sent you to me without wings)
Say a prayer, but let the good times roll
In case God doesn't show
(let the good times roll, let the good times roll)
And I want these words to make things right
But it's the wrongs that make the words come to life
Who does he think he is?
If that's the worst you've got, better put your fingers back to the keys
One night and one more time
Thanks for the memories
Even though they weren't so great
He tastes like you only sweeter
One night yeah and one more time
Thanks for the memories
Thanks for the memories
See he tastes like you only sweeter
Ohhhhhh
Been looking forward to the future
But my eyesight is going bad
In this crystal ball
It's always cloudy except for (except for)
When you look into the past (look into the past)
One night stand. (One night stand, off!)
One night and one more time
Thanks for the memories
Even though they weren't so great
He tastes like you only sweeter
One night yeah one more time
Thanks for the memories
Thanks for the memories
See, he tastes like you only sweeter
Ohhhh
(They say) I only think in the form of crunching numbers
In hotel rooms, collecting page-six lovers
Get me out of my mind
Get you out of those clothes
I'm a line away
From getting you into the mood (wa-ooooohhh)
One night and one more time
Thanks for the memories
Even though they weren't so great
He tastes like you only sweeter
One night yeah one more time
Thanks for the memories
Thanks for the memories
See, he tastes like you only sweeter
One night and one more time (one more night, one more time)
Thanks for the memories
Even though they weren't so great (even though they weren't so great)
He tastes like you only sweeter
One night yeah one more time (one more night, one more time)
Thanks for the memories (for the memories)
Thanks for the memories (for the memories)
See, he tastes like you only sweeter
-Until Fade-
"Damn, Bella! You can dance!"Alice squealed.
Then all hell broke loose.
The Gym doors burst open, and Jacob Black strode in. He went to the DJ, and Avril Lavigne's 'Girlfriend' to play, and it was kareoke. Oh, damn.
Jacob started to sing.
"Hey, hey, you, you
I don't like your boyfriend
No way, no way
I think you need a new one
Hey, hey, you, you
I could be your boyfriend
Hey, hey, you, you
I know that you like me
No way, no way
No, it's not a secret
Hey, hey, you, you
I want to be your boyfriend"
My mouth dropped open in shock. Edward looked royally pissed off. Same with Alice.
"You're so fine I want you mine you're so delicious
I think about you all the time you're so addictive
Don't you know what I can do to make you feel alright (Alright...)
Don't pretend I think you know I'm damn precious
And hell yeah, I'm the mother fucking werewolf
I can tell you like me too and you know I'm right (I'm right...)
He's a frigging vampire
You could do so much better
I think we should get together now
And that's what everyone's talking about"
"Oh. Mygod."
"Hey, hey, you, you
I don't like your boyfriend
No way, no way
I think you need a new one
Hey, hey, you, you
I could be your boyfriend
Hey, hey, you, you
I know that you like me
No way, no way
No, it's not a secret
Hey, hey, you, you
I want to be your boyfriend
I can see the way, I see the way you look at me
And even when you look away I know you think of me
I know you talk about me all the time
again and again (Again and again...)
So come over here and tell me what I wanna hear
Better, yet, make your bloodsucker disappear
I don't wanna hear you say his name ever again (And again...)
Because...
He's a frigging vampire
And you could do so much better
I think we should get together now
And that's what everyone's talking about"
"What was he thinking?!" Edward screamed. "Saying vampire and werewolf!"
"Hey, hey, you, you
I don't like your boyfriend
No way, no way
I think you need a new one
Hey, hey, you, you
I could be your boyfriend
Hey, hey, you, you
I know that you like me
No way, no way
No, it's not a secret
Hey, hey, you, you
I want to be your boyfriend
(Uh)
In a second you'll be wrapped around my finger
'Cause I can, 'cause I can do it better
There's no other, so when's it gonna sink in
He's a frigging vampire, what the hell were you thinking?
(Uh)
In a second you'll be wrapped around my finger
'Cause I can, 'cause I can do it better
There's no other, so when's it gonna sink in
He's a frigging vampire, what the hell were you thinking?
Hey, hey, you, you (Hey)
I don't like your boyfriend (Yes)
No way, no way (No way)
I think you need a new one
Hey, hey, you, you (Hey)
I could be your boyfriend
(No way, no way)
Hey, hey, you, you (Hey)
I know that you like me
No way, no way (No way)
No, it's not a secret
Hey, hey, you, you (Hey)
I want to be your boyfriend
(No way, no way)"
By then I was ready to die. Jacob had the whole school staring at me.
"(Hey hey!)
Hey, hey, you, you
I don't like your boyfriend (No way!)
No way, no way
I think you need a new one (Hey!)
Hey, hey, you, you
I could be your boyfriend (No way, no way)
(Hey hey!)
Hey, hey, you, you
I know that you like me (Now way!)
No way, no way
No, it's not a secret (Hey!)
Hey, hey, you, you (No way)
I want to be your boyfriend (No way, no way)
Hey, hey!' "
"Edward, go fetch me a baseball bat," I said, furious.
"Can do." And he took off.
Everyone was staring. Everyone.
"WHAT THE HELL, JACOB?!" Alice screamed.
Edward came back with my bat.
"Do not think anything of what I am about to do before I bash out his brains, got it?"
"Got it."
I sauntered off towards Jacob with the bat hidden behind my back.
"Bella."
"Hey, Jacob. That was a nice little song you sung," I said coyly.
"So, what did the bloodsucker think?" He asked.
"Oh, him? I left him after you sang me that pretty song." I turned and saw Edward shaking with laughter. "See? He's crying."
"Nice one, Bells."
I stood on my tip-toes, and it probably looked like I was going to kiss him. "Don't you evercome to my school, sing, say werewolf, girlfriend, and vampire in the same sentence, or talk to the Cullens. Again," I said, and then I stepped back, and swung the bat. (A/N: MUWHAHAHAHAHA! DIE JACOB DIE! Back to the story...) It hit his head with a sickening thwack and bounced back. He hit the floor, moaning. "See, I remebered your advice. "Next time you want to hit me, use a baseball bat or a crowbar, okay?" I told you I would remember." And with that I stalked off.
"Bella!" He called behind me, standing up and looking at me.
I flipped him the bird. "Go to hell, Jacob. And stay there."
I love myself. This was SO MUCH FUN TO WRITE! Read and Review! Or my evil band of vampire Edward Plushies will attack you!