Just a little random story I thought of when reading the excellent "Hermione Help Me" story
All of the innermost circle were in attendance as Voldemort glided towards his throne like chair. As be sat down a ragged old bird flew in the window and dropped a bright red letter.
"What is this filth Luciusss" Voldemort hissed out
"My Lord it is a Howler, used usually to berate children you had best open it before..."
"TOM MARVOLO RIDDLE HOW DARE YOU! HOW COULD YOU ATTACK INNOCENT CHILDREN WHEN I NEXT SEE YOU I AM GOING TO GIVE YOU WHAT FOR YOUNG MAN NO MATTER WHO YOU ARE! WHEN I AM FINISHED WITH YOU YOU WILL BE ONE THE KINDEST MEN WALKING AND WITH A NOSE YOUNG MAN. NOW MARCH OVER TO THE BURROW RIGHT NOW SO I CAN TEACH YOU SOME MANNERS AND THE PROPER WAY FOR A PUREBLOOD TO BEHAVE AND THEN WE WILL SEE HOW MUCH YOU HATE MUGGLES!FRED, GEORGE LEAVE YOUR BROTHER AND HARRY ALONE!"
Following this the envelope ripped itself to pieces and Voldemort sat there in shock.