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WARNING- For chapters 3 and 5, all chat-speak was done on PURPOSE!! It's supposed to add to the humor, it was not because I was too lazy to write 'Oh my gosh!!' or 'laugh out loud' or whatever it is. It's a parody, it's supposed to make fun of it, so anything is supposed to go. This fic was up months ago and was deleted by the administration because someone(you know who you are, even if I don't) complained to them that fic was against the rules. I'm not exactly sure what it was that made them delete it, although I'm pretty sure it was the chat-speak. So if you don't mind the chat-speak and want a laugh, then continue reading.
To all who read this before, and to new readers- This fic is almost exactly the way it was up before, the mentions at the beginning of each chapter about the people who reviewed are still there.
Originally posted August 8, 2007
10 things our favorite knights wouldn't be caught dead saying
(Knight Edition)
Raoul- When's the next ball? I can't wait!!
Owen- I hate hunting bandits, give me a desk job any day.
Lord Wyldon- You know what? Forget the rules! Let's party!!
Kel- Being a lady knight is overrated. I want to be a lady!!
Neal- I just LOVE vegetables!! Give me all you've got!
Merric- I don't wanna be a chicken. I don't wanna be a duck. So I shake my butt!!
Alanna- Give me ruffles and skirts over a sword any day!!
Quinden- Girls have every right to be knights!
Jon- I want a pink outfit, complete with ruffles and lace, please.
Roald- Fight? Why should I? I'm a prince, I shouldn't have to do anything!!
A/N- Well? I just went crazy for a moment and had to write this. R&R!