A/N: I swore an oath to myself to write a one-shot for a faithful reviewer of mine… and I let them down. Black vs. White, I'm eternally sorry for not posting and typing this sooner! It's just everything's been so busy recently, I haven't had the chance! I owe you the biggest thanks for supporting me all through my stories and thanks for your PM! It really jolted my mind back into gear! And so, now I present to you, my friend and loyal reviewer, the moment you were waiting to arrive.
Welcome to this random one-shot, titled "General Lemon"!
ADVANCED WARNINGS: This one-shot promises to have a lot of hatred directed towards lemons, and an insane battle of cutlery and kitchen utensils, so it will not be great viewing for the faint-hearted. For all faint-hearted reviewers, turn back now! And never return to this one-shot again!
General Lemon
By Hikari-kun of Hikari-kun and Cia-chan
Dedicated to an ever faithful reviewer, and my biggest fan. Black vs. White, this is for you!
"Hmmm…"
The young pink haired man pondered his thoughts, while standing at the counter in the kitchen. He stood, staring at the ingredients before him, his gaze on a suspicious-looking yellow fruit.
A lemon.
Shu planned to make a cake for Yuki on his Birthday, but the only fruit in the entire house happened to be that neon yellow atrocity. And so, the hyperactive vocalist had decided to make a lemon cake, despite the fact he loathed the fruit in front of him.
He glared at it.
The lemon stared back, unnerved by his glare.
The glare continued. In fact, by such an action on the lemon's part, he was sure it was taunting him.
He huffed at the lemon's inability to fear him. He'd always hated lemons. They were horrible and sour, and if the juice got in your eye it stung for ages. There was only one type of lemon Shu could stand…
… unfortunately after Yuki had caught him in the act of reading (and attempting to write on of his own), he'd put a filter on the computer to stop him viewing them.
Tch. Damn him.
Back to the dilemma at hand. The lemon.
"Grrr…"
The usually happy young man kept his glare on the lemon, almost wishing that if her glared long enough, the thing would just explode.
KABOOM!
He sniggered at the very thought.
But, in his glaring contest with the yellow atrocity, Yuki's cake still hadn't magically appeared. It seemed he'd have to annihilate this lemon by himself, in order to make the cake.
And thus began World War III, a battle of kitchen utensils, cutlery and lemons, in the apartment of Eiri Yuki.
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BOOM!
Yuki's head snapped up as he realised the loud sound outside of his study. With a ferocious speed, he ran outside where he was greeted by an odd sight.
The entire apartment was filled with smoke.
Clearly something had gone very wrong.
He ran to the kitchen, which seemed to be the source of the smoke's sudden appearance, and, as the smoke cleared he saw Shu holding up a lemon, his face completely covered in lemon juice.
"General lemon," he said to the lemon, "I bow down before your awesome might,"
A/N: Ahaha! Betcha weren't expecting that! But anyway, that was for Black vs. White, a great fan of mine and Cia's and also a faithful reviewer. I'm sorry it took so long to write, but here it is! I hope you all like it, and please review!
- Hikari-kun -