Alice was at the hair dresser,
"Hmm... I think just a little shorter, like, not even an inch."
"Listen lady, I'll do more if you pay me five more bucks."
Alice checked her pockets, empty.
She sighed.
"I guess that'll have to do."
She walked out.
As soon as she had gotten out of the hairdresser she opened her bag, pulled out some scissors, and started fiddling with her hair.
"Ah, much better."
A clock tower rang in the distance.
"I'd better head off to school."
And with that she sped away.
At School, At lunch.
"Oh, Alice, you got your hair cut!"
"Yeah, it was starting to bug me."
Jasper sighed.
"It was so long and beautiful."
"I know, but for some reason I wanted to cut it short."
Then Edward piped up.
"Gee, last time I saw you with that look..."
He thought about it for a moment.
"Well, it must have been way back in the 70's."
"Oh, yeah, I guess it would have."
Emmett looked over.
"Hey, there's the new girl, she smells really good."
Alice glared at him.
"Emmet!"
"What, she does."
"I agree, but to say that in public..."
She tisked him with her fingures.
Alice saw Edward looking wistfully at the new girl.
Alice laughed.
"Do you think she's cute?!"
"Uh, who me, no, yes, mabey, IDK!"
"You like her."
"No I don't."
"Uh-huh."
"No."
"Yes."
Just then the school bell rang.
"Finally, I don't know how much longer I would be able to take of you two bickering."
"Shut up Emmet!"
Edward and Alice said in unison.