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Oh boy...here we are again. With another one of our scary/humorous/insane stories. Well, we don't own Teen Titans or Firestar...or any other characters...unless we tell you!
"What the hell is going on in here?" Robin's voice yelled out in the living room as Beast Boy opened the door. Cyborg was standing on the couch yelling at the Tv, Raven had one of Beast Boys many articles of clohting flying towards the laundry room while Starfire was buzzing around the room looking for Silky. (A/N: We didn't know how to spell it.)
"Many things, bacteria eating away at the dead skin cells on your body for instance." Raven replied as Robin shuddered.
"Do I really need to know this?" Robin asked as Raven gave him a dull and bored look.
"No."
"Did I want to?"
"Yes."
"Okay, I hate how you know that I want to learn new things but not disturbing things!"
"Did you know that every time you sneeze, your heart stops for a second."
"I ALREADY LEARNED THE ONE THING FOR THE DAY!"
"I thought your brain might expand if you learned some more."
"Raven!"
"Beast Boy, Starfire, Cyborg, Robin." Raven added pointing to each Titan as she said their name.
"Shut up!" Robin yelled as he stormed out of the room again. Raven gave a satisfied smirk as she flopped back onto the couch to read Edgar Allen Poe Selected Tales and Poems (A/N: BTW, that's the greatest book in the world. LOL-In my Pov Kitsune)
"SILKY!" Starfire suddenly cried as the couch that Raven was sitting on was lifted into the air. Raven just continued to read as the couch was set down and Star's giddy voice filled the room in delight at finding Silky.
"COMPANY!" Beast boy yelled as he brought in a slightly dazed teenager with fire red hair, about the height of Star and brown eyes. She had a pair of blue shorts on with a grey tank and a pair of brown boots on.
"HELLO! What is your name? Would you like to be my friend? What is your favorite ccolor? Where are you from? What are you doing in Jump city?" Star began as she jumped in front of the new comer.
"Ah! Um, my name is Firestar, Sure, Red, New York City, and I'm here on business." The new comer said as Star gave her a 'deadly hug'.
"Star, you're suffocating our new friend there." Cyborg said as Star fire let go of Firestar and Firestar sagged in Star's outstretched arms. Beast Boy went over to the lights and dimmed them out.
"Theater effect." Beast Boy said as Raven growled and he immediatly turned the lights back on.
"Ahem, well thanks for the allowance into your home. Which might I add is very lovely." Firestar said.
"Your welcome." Raven said as she flipped a page in her book, her legs were propped on a floating pillow encased in black light.
"Riiight, ignore the little short goth over there." Cyborg said teasingly as he dodged a pillow and watched as a light exploded.
"Cool, fireworks!" BB said.
"Shut up." Raven said as BB immediatly shut up. "And try NOT drooling, we just got the carpets cleaned from the LAST accident."
"THAT WAS NOT MY FAULT! No one would get outta the bathroom." Beast Boy said as the crimson red became apparent on his green cheeks.
"Um, do I really wanna know?" Firestar asked.
"No." Raven, Starfire, and Cyborg said at the same time.
"Okay."
"WE DON'T HAVE ROOM FOR ANOTHER PERSON IN THE TOWER!" Robin shouted as Raven waved her hand and enveloped his head in a black orb to get some quiet.
"Owwww, migraine." Raven said rubbing her temples. Star, Beast Boy, and Cyborg were watching as the other teens began shouting again.
"WHAT DO YOU THINK WE ARE SOME SORT OF HOTEL!"
"I never said that Robin, but you could pull of a job as a boxing referee!" Raven shouted back.
"I DON'T CARE WHAT I CAN DO! BUT THIS IS NOT A HOTEL!"
"I noticed. I still haven't gotten a bill."
"HOW...BUT...WE DON'T KNOW IF WE CAN EVEN TRUST HER!"
"We can trust her Robin. Her name is Firestar, she's 16 years old, born in Michigan, moved to New York city at the age of 13, became friends with several superheros. Her powers are to control all forms of fire. Anymore information that I need to tell you?" Raven asked.
"HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT THOUGH!"
"STOP SHOUTING AT ME!"
"NOW YOUR SHOUTING AT ME!"
"YOU STOP AND I'LL STOP!"
"NO!"
"YES YOU STUPID, OVERLY STUBBORN, ACROBATIC MONKEY!"
"I resent that." Beast Boy said.
"SHUT UP!" Both birds yelled with glares.
"Okie doke."
"AND I AM NOT A MONKEY!"
"WHAT WOULD YOU WANT ME TO CALL YOU-A STUBBORN A-" Raven began.
"OKAY! I think we've heard enough of this." Cyborg said, interrupting the trash talk.
"STAY OUTTA THIS!" Raven yelled.
"Look here you two! HEY!" CYborg yelled as Raven was about to punch Robin. He grabbed her cape and Robin's, hoisting them into the air to avoid them getting to each others throats.
"LET GO!" Raven and Robin yelled.
"Please Friend Robin and Friend Raven, do not fight. This dispute may be easily avoided by talking about it." Starfire said as Robin and Raven were still trying to hit eachother. Three lights blew out and a lamp flew across the room, with another mirror exploding.
"I heard crashes what's up?" Firestar asked as she skidded into the room.
"Ummm," Cyborg began, several peices of glass and porcelin were scattered around him, Starfire was trying to calm the birds down while Raven and Robin were trying to kick each other and also trying to avoid strangling themselves on their capes. "Not much." Beast boy walked past Firestar and to the lights and turned them off.
"Theater effect." He said as Robin and Raven stopped their assault for a minute.
"BEAST BOY!" Everyone in the room shouted at once as he flipped them back on.
"Buh-bye." He said as he ran to the front door and transformed into a bird, going into the city.
"Yeah you better run!" Raven and Robin yelled. Cyborg rolled his eyes and turned back to Robin and Raven.
"Alright, enough! Do I have to separate you two, like 5 year olds!" Cyborg asked loudly.
"I case you didn't notice we are already separated." Raven said dully.
"Um, ya." Cyborg said as he set them on their feet and then held each one's shoulder to stop them from launching themselves at eachothers throats.
"Anyways, Firestar is STAYING. That's final." Raven said as she walked out of the room. Robin smacked his hand over his eyes and sighed.
"Fine, I'll show you to your room." Robin murmured as Firestar silently followed.
"Yawwwwwwn." Robin stretched as he came into the living room in PJs. His PJs consisted of a Batman Pajama top and a pair of Superman Pajama bottoms.
"Lovely PJs." Raven said as she set a cup on the counter for their guest.
"Wha'? Oh, yaaaa. Same to you Ms.Wonder-Super-girl." Robin said pointing to her PJs which was a Supergirl Pajama top and Wonder Woman pajama bottoms.
"Heh, bought 'em last night. Thanks for the loving compliment." Raven said with a smile at the blushing Boy Wonder. Beast Boy came in wearing a pair of Green Lantern boxers as he stretched.
" 'Mornin." BB said.
"Apparently SOME men have no decency left in their single-celled brains to put on a shirt." Raven said.
"Wha?" BB asked.
"Nevermind." Raven sighed in annoyance. Starfire came in with a purple night gown on that ended at her knees and the sleeves ended just before her elbows. Her hair was in a ponytail and she stretched and yawned as she sat at the table, awaiting breakfast. Then Cyborg came in. He couldn't really wear anything, so...he looked normal. "Morning." Raven said as Cyborg nodded and sat down. The door bell rang and Raven pulled her robe around her as she walked over to the door, unluckily-BB had beat her to the door.
"MORNIN PEOPLES!" BB said as the two girls in the door looked at each other with sweatdrops on their head.
"Um, g'morning. I'm Elie and this is Aki. Um, we're looking for-," The girl with red shoulder lengtrh hair said. She had it up in a bun with her bangs hanging down, they were midnight black and showed her metallic silver eyes perfectly. She stood about the height of Raven and was wearing a blue tank with jeans.
"Elementa? Akira?" Raven asked as she opened the door more, she wrapped Elie into a hug before patting Akira on the head.
"Hey Rae!" Elie said as she returned Raven's hug.
"One question-Why'd a green gremlin answer the door? In boxers no less?" Akira asked pointing in a bored manner at BB.
"I AM NOT A GREMLIN!" BB yelled.
"Okay," Akira bent down to look BB in the eyes, "Is lil green midget better?" She asked malevolently as she stood back up.
"I AM NOT A MIDGET!"
"Granted, he is small though." Raven said with a snicker as BB started to get defensive.
"HEY RAE! FIRE JUST WOKE UP!" Robin's voice yelled as Raven snatched Elie's hand, Elie snatched Akira's hand in return who followed boredly and tried to grab the door-without success. She stood about a centimeter or two taller than BB and she had black hair. It reached her shoulders and two blue barrettes were keeping her hair back. She had dark blue eyes and was wearing an ice blue t-shirt with a pair of jeans and boots.
"Coming!" Raven shouted back as Elie felt her wrist come out of it's socket.
"YEOW!" She cried out as Raven spun around and let go of her wrist.
"Who's that!" Robin's tweaked voice yelled.
"Uhhh, NO ONE!" Raven yelled back as Akira covered Elie's mouth and Raven put Elie's wrist back in it's socket, the muffled scream escaped Akira's hand and Elie's eyes were watering.
"Damn you." Elie muttered to Raven who chuckled nervously. Beast Boy had a book for dates as he came up.
"So how long you two stayin?" He asked with a pen in hand.
"WHAT DID I SAY LAST NIGHT!" Robin yelled as he stomped into the room.
"Now Robin hear me out a sec." Raven began.
"I'M NOT LISTENING TO THIS! I SAID THAT WE ARE NOT A HOTEL!"
"What about a Motel?" Akira asked.
"WE ARE NOT A MOTEL EITHER!"
"An Inn?" Elie asked.
"NO!"
"A Tavern?" Akira asked.
"ABSOLUTELY NOT!"
"A Pub?" Elie asked.
"CERTAINLY NOT!" Robin yelled as Raven sighed in annoyance and she slipped back to the kitchen, catching the last of the conversation.
"A Bar?" Akira asked. "Wait, OH MY GOD! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU LIVE IN A BAR RAVEN!"
"THIS IS NOT A BAR FOR GOD'S SAKE!"
"HEY! DON'T GO STARTING ON ABOUT CHRITS SAKE AND GODS SAKE AND ALL THAT ROBIN!" Beast Boy yelled back.
"Shut up BB!" Robin yelled. Elie sighed with a soft chuckle as she followed where Raven had gone.
"AREN'T YOU SUPPOSED TO BE A FRICKIN TEAM LEADER?" Akira's voice screamed.
"WOW! YOU'RE A NATURAL DETECTIVE!"
"I KNOW AIN'T I?"
"YOU'VE GOT SUCH...SUCH-,"
"A Loud Mouth, An Untolerable Attitude? WHAT? I'VE HEARD IT ALL!" Akira screamed.
"NO DOUBT!"
"Why you cocky little son of a," Akira started as a loud crash came from the front hall.
"DON'T BREAK ANYTHING! INCLUDING BONES!" Raven yelled from the kitchen.
"FINE!" Akira shouted back as several more crashes were heard.
"AH! GET ME OUTTA HERE!" Beast Boy yelled as he ran into the kitchen.
"This'll be over in a minute." Elie sighed.
"My money's on Robin." Cyborg said as Elie smiled mysteriously.
"I'll take that bet, Akira is tougher than you'd think." Elie said as she laid down 25 dollars on the table.
"Dang, that's a lot of money." Cy said.
"Think you can handle the pressure big guy?" Elie asked.
"You know it." Cy replied as both went over to the doorway to watch the fight.
"Dear god, I'm related to idiots." Raven muttered.
"I HEARD THAT!" Elie screamed as she did a backflip and avoided getting hit by a vase, also saving the vase from a nasty crash at the same time.
"How the hell can you hear that?" Raven cried in surprise.
"I just can." Elie mumured as she set the vase back onto the table and went back to watching the fight.
"C'mon Akira! Move your damn ass!" Elie yelled.
"WATCH YOUR LANGUAGE!" Robin yelled.
"OH YOU TAKE ALL THE FUN OUTTA THINGS!" Elie replied.
"C'mon Robin, move it!" Cyborg yelled.
"SHUT UP MACHINE MAN!" Akira yelled as she swept her leg under Robin's and brought him on his back.
"Ouch." Elie said as Cyborg laughed at his leader.
"DUDE! I have money bet on you! Hurry up!" Cyborg yelled
"Elieeee!"Akira yelled.
"HE STARTED IT!" Elie yelled pointing at Cyborg.
"Huh?" Cyborg asked in confusion.
"Stupid lil'-OW!" Akira yelped in surprise as she found a scratch on her cheek.
"Oh snap." Elie muttered.
"He's in for it now." Raven said from behind Elie.
"Yup." Elie replied as they all moved out of the doorway for Robin to freely passby and crash into a wall. Five books fell off of the shelf above him and hit him on the head.
"Ohhhh, look at ta purty birdies." Robin mutteed as he fell unconcious.
"Can't you leave people at LEAST on the brink of unconciousness?" Elie asked.
"No." Akira replied. "You're either unconcious...or concious."
"Riiiight." Elie said as she took Robin's arms and dragged him to a couch in the living room.
"Dang it! Now I owe ya 25!" Cyborg said as he walked into the room with his shoulders slumping.
"Heheheh. Yups." Elie said as she and Raven got Robin on the couch. "Raven...We're hungry." Elie whined.
"Well, we were just about to have breakfast, wanna join us?" Raven asked as Elie blinked a couple times then looked at Akira.
"SURE!" They shouted at the same time.
"Might I ask, again, who these new friends are and what they are doing here?" Star asked for the fifth time that morning. Akira was still cowering behind Elie from the sight of pink hair!
"Okay, this is Elie, and Aki. They come from Azar and Sero. The planets that are ARE and are next to my home planet. Their here to 1) protect the planet, 2) help out with the planet's ecosystems, 3) fix the elements in the area and finally 4) to visit me I guess." Raven muttered. Robin had come to a couple of minutes ago and he was sitting at the table with and icepack on his head and his chin resting on the table.
"Yes, I understand that but may I ask why they are visiting with you?" Star asked.
"Elie has come under my mother's orders to also protect me I suppose. While Akira has been living with Elie as of late because of some family matters. From what I gathered. She doesn't talk much. She's more-actionie." Raven said with a small shrug.
"Lets just say I don't think she's gonna wanna talk with you in here Starfire." Elie said nervously.
"I have I done something to upset Friend Akira?" Star asked.
"No! It's just well, she's deathly afraid of pink." Elie replied laughing nervously.
"Her hair ain't pink, it's magenta." BB said.
"CLOSE ENOUGH!" Akira wailed.
"Heh, see?" Elie asked.
"Oh, I see." Star said slightly sad as Elie hit her head against the table.
"Why," smack, "Do I," smack, "Have to," smack, "relay the," smack, "Bad news," smack, "All the time?" SMACK! "Owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww." Elie said dizzily as she fell of the stool with her legs just propped up on the top of it.
" 'Cause your better at it then us." Akira answered.
"Screw that." Elie muttered holding her head as Raven pulled her up with her black powers.
"HAHA! No thanks." BB said.
"ROBIN! TITANS! WE NEED HELP OVER HERE!" Hotspot's voice shouted from the TV.
"What's wrong?" Robin asked as he ran over to the TV.
"Other than seeing this dellusional idiot in his Pajamas." Akira and Elie muttered at the same time, receiving deathglares from Robin.
"We're being attacked over here, the Titans East are down here but we aren't holding up so good. It's an attack by-" Hotspot was cut out as the titans in PJs went to their rooms and got changed.
AUTHOR'S NOTES:
Kitsune: hope ya'll enjoyed the story this time. Just wait for chapter two.
Aki: eating cookies and talking with mouth full you a biff, you weft evewy one on a cwiff hanga'! (Your a bitch, you left every one on a cliff hanger)
Kitsune: -- don't speak with your mouth full. And yes. I know I'm a down right bitch.
Aki: heww ya! (hell ya!)
Kitsune: Whatever, listen the next chap. will prolly be up soon if not already while you are reading this. HAHA!
Aki: Buwwsit. (bullshit)
Kitsune: WATCH YOUR LANGUAGE! JESUS!
Aki: HEY!
Kitsune: IT'S NO WORSE THEN SOME OF THE THINGS YOUR SAYING!
Raven: Ignore their adolensent minds.
Robin: Just...come back next time...I guess.
Aki and Kitsune: stop 'fist fighting' for a minute COME BACK NEXT TIME!