Don't shoot me! I'm a noob at writing! DxI would write time in the 24 hour format, but I think it would be easier to just to do 12 hour format. If you don't know what I'm talking about, then just ignore me. xD And... I fail with trying to do accents, so I'm not going to write with them. Please don't hurt me about that either! :

Vash = Switzerland

Roderich = Austria

Disclaimer: I do not own Hetalia! Sadly.

"Vash! Let's have a picnic!" I shouted with a cloth sack full of food in my hand, walking towards him. He gave me a weird look.
"Come on! It'll be fun!" I grabbed his hand and dragged him. Well, tried to at least.
"W-wait! We got to train!" He yelled at me. I only rolled my eyes. Doesn't he know how to relax every now and then?
"Can't we just take a break for a day?" I pouted. I made this lunch for me and him! Why is he so serious about everything?
Even though we are country personifications, doesn't mean you have to take everything serious...
"F-fine! But we are training even longer tomorrow!" Vash replied. I smiled and raced him to our meadow.
When we arrived, we sat down and ate. A bird came by and tried to take some of food. "Shoo! Go away!" I yelled angerily.
"Hey Roderich, remember how we met?" Vash asked me. I froze at the question, trying not to laugh.
"Yeah, how you almost killed me?" "I didn't almost kill you! I didn't even attack you!" He replied.
"Still, it looked like you wanted to kill me!" I mumbled.
"Well, I thought you were an enimy. But it was funny when you screamed and begged me not to hurt you." He laughed.
I giggled at that. It's true, when I first met him, it looked like he was going to kill me. So I begged not to get hurt.
His face was priceless. I started to cry because I thought I was going to die, until he came up and asked if I was okay.
We have been best friends ever since that day! Even thought Vash is a lot stronger then I am, he trains me,
expecting me to be strong so I can fight, I'm weak. I'm sad to admit that, but it's true! I just can't fight...
Vash has bailed me out so many times, but has never left my side. And I hope he never does leave me.

I woke up from my dream about Switzerland and I, when we were younger. I groaned at the dream. Why have I been dreaming about the past lately? It doesn't make any sense! Plus, Switzerland and I do not like each other at all! Well, he doesn't like me...
But I never have hated him, even though I act like it, I still wish we were friends like when we were younger. Even though he denies we were ever friends, I know we were. The only reason I act like I don't like him, is because he acts like that towards me. So I try to make him jealous by making it seem like I'm better than him. Even though I'm not. I looked at the clock to see what time it was. 8:17. Sigh, guess I'll get out of bed. Before Germany comes over and yells at me again for being lazy. Again.
Honestly, I don't get him. He trains all the time, and he tries to train Italy! Heh, sort of how Switzerland and I were...
Slap! No! Do not think about that! That was the past, he doesn't even care for you anymore! Ugh. And why did I just slap myself?
I must be going crazy. Stupid dreams. Stupid feelings. Stupid Switzerland.

As I finished getting dressed, I put on my glasses. I don't need to wear them, but I look plain without them. That's why I wear glasses. Just don't tell anyone that. Especially France, I don't need him making fun of me and bugging me about them.
I made my way into the kitchen to make some food, but I see that already made breakfast. It's odd that she still lives with me, even though we are divorced. Maybe an excuse not to see Prussia, who knows.
"Good morning ." said with a cheerful smile.
"Good morning ." I replied back with a nod, and then she walked away. I don't understand that lady sometimes. As I grabbed my plate, Germany walked in. I gave him an odd look.
"What?" He asked.
"Don't you know how to knock!" I replied annoyed. This IS my house afterall. I'm not living at his place anymore!
"Er, your door was unlocked so I let myself in..." He replied. I nodded slowly... Why is my door unlocked?
"Well, what do you want!" I snapped. I'm trying to eat if he can't see! And having him just walk right in doesn't make me happy. How would he feel if I just walked in while he was trying to eat?
"Have you seen Italy around?" He asked. Ah, Italy probably ran away and hid again. I would do the same if Germany was training me. He is so strict and harsh. He needs to relax sometime.
"No I have not. Why would he be here?" Germany only shrugged. Well, Hungary would probably help him hide. Or put him in a dress like when he was younger... I SWORE HE WAS A GIRL BECAUSE OF THAT!
"Um, thank you anyways. I'll be going." And with that, he left. Hungary came in shortly after he left.
"What did he want?" She questioned.
"Italy ran off again." I replied. She nodded, knowing that Italy always runs off during training.
"Are you going to play the piano after you are done eating?" She asked me, knowing how much I love to play the piano.
"Probably not, I need to go grocery shopping. We are running low on food." "That's a shame. I wanted to listen to you play today." She whispered. I looked at her, a little shocked.
"Um, maybe when I get back?" Her face lit him with a smile.
"That sounds wonderful! I can't wait!" Then she skipped away. I really, don't understand her.

As I made my way through the grocery store, I ran into Switzerland. Which was really awkward, for both of us. Liechtenstein was with him, as always. He never leaves her side...
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE!" He yelled.
"Well, it is a grocery store. I'm here for food. Is that a crime?" I replied calmly.
"Hello ." Liechtenstein said, ignoring her brother.
"Hello Liechtenstein. How are you doing?" I replied.
"Good! Just shopping with big brother."
"Ignore him Liechtenstein! Let's go." Switzerland said, about to pull her away and leave.
"Wait, I was going to ask if you wanted to come over for lunch."
"No. Come on Liechtenstein." But then he stopped, and then said, "Fine. BUT IT'S ONLY TO SAVE MONEY! NOT BECAUSE I WANT TO!" Then walked away. Sigh, that's Switzerland for you. He's even pickier with money then I am. After he left, France came over.
"Honhonhon. I hear you have a date with Switzerland later." He whispered in my ear.
"Don't get so close to me! And it's not a date!" I hissed at him, he only laughed.
"Whatever you say, I know love when I see it." He winked at me, then walked away. Pfft, what does he know? Even though he is the country of love, doesn't mean he knows everything about love! Seriously, has he even kept a lover for more then a week!...
Nevermind, I don't even want to know. But it is not a date! I only invited him over for lunch... And Liechtenstein! So it's definitly NOT a date. Maybe Hungary would like to join us, to make things a little bit less awkward.

As I got home, I started to prepare lunch for the 3 of us. Since Hungary wasn't home, she left a note on the counter saying how she was going to visit Japan, and good luck with Switzerland comming over. How does she know? Oh, Liechtenstein probably told her. They have been trying to get Switzerland and I to be friends again. It's not working though. But also I don't understand, why she is going to Japan's house. Japan is quiet and mysterious. So.. Why does she keep going over to his house?
Are they in a relationship? No, I don't think so. Or she would of told me about it. Whatever, she's a confusing person.

As I got done preparing lunch, Switzerland came over. To my surprise, Liechtenstein wasn't with him. I gave him a confused look.
"E-er. Liechtenstein said she was going to go hang out with Iceland. And I couldn't say no, since I promise she can go hang out with one friend this week. That's why she isn't here." "Ah, I understand. So kind of you to be giving her some freedom." I smirked, knowing how OVERLY protective he is of her.
"WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSE TO MEAN!" He yelled angerly.
"Nothing. Now let's go eat, shall we?" I could see that he was hesitating before he nodded. Does he really hate me that much?
It's not like I poisoned the food or anything.

It was awkward eating alone together. Our conversations were only a few words here and there. And I swore, that I saw Japan and Hungary spying on us. I'm sure Switzerland noticed it too. Hm, I wonder if Liechtenstein is with them. Well, I wouldn't know since she is a pretty good spy. Probably from all that training Switzerland gives her. Poor girl, she barely has any freedom.
In the middle of our lunch, Switzerland snapped.
"GOD DAMMIT! CAN'T WE EAT IN PEACE!" He yelled at the bushes, or also known as Hungary and Japan. I watched as they tried to hide, before Switzerland brought out his gun and pointed it at them.
"T-there's no need for that!" I yelled, frightened. Switzerland would not hesitate to shoot ANYONE, minus Liechtenstein of course. And yes, people have learned that the hard way. Hungary and Japan got scared and left, or just made it seem like that.
They will probably be back later. Switzerland only put away his gun and started to eat normally like nothing happened. Well,
he did have a scowl on his face. I chuckled, he looked at me confused. "What?" He hissed. I only shook my head, smiling.

"WHY WON'T YOU GUYS LEAVE US ALONE!" Vash yelled at the countries spying on us. He brought out his sword and started waving it angerily at their direction, and I think they ran off because he put his sword away.
"Did you have to scare them away like that Vash?" I questioned, I'm pretty sure there is a nicer way to tell them to leave.
"Yes, it's better that they are scared so they know to stay away, Roderich." He said, I only laughed. He gave me a confused look, like there was something wrong with me. "What's so funny?" He asked.
"N-nothing." I laughed. He looks so funny when he's scaring people away, and it's even more funny when they run away. He began to laugh with me, I stared at him. "Why are you laughing?" I asked him.
"Beacuse you are laughing! It's contagious you know!" He forced himself to say, trying not to laugh. I began to laugh again with him, just for the heck of it.

"Austria, are you okay?" Switzerland yelled at me. I snapped out of my flashback, blushing. Why do I keep getting flashbacks!
"Y-yeah." I choked, trying to cover my face. He can't see me like this! He'll suspect something!
"Okay, you were just staring at me, with a weird look on your face." He said. That made me blush even harder. I bet I look as red as Romano right now. I hope he doesn't question why I'm hiding my face... Even though it is strange.
"I'm going to go now. Thanks for the lunch." He paused. "EVEN THOUGH I ONLY CAME TO SAVE MONEY!" He said quickly. I looked at him and nodded. What a fool he is.
"Yes yes. I'm glad you came. Thank you for comming over, Switzerland." I said calmly, still blushing lightly. He nodded then left. I sighed, then started to clean up the food.

I was almost done cleaning until I noticed he left his gun. I picked it up and carried it inside, he'll probably want it back.
I'll just wait for Hungary to be home so she can deliever it to him. I made my way to the piano, and I set his gun down next to me. I started to play, until I heard footsteps. Doesn't anyone know how to knock? I stopped playing to see who it was. To my surprise, it was Switzerland. And he was blushing. "I came for my gun, and I let myself in because no one answered the door,
and I heard you playing s-so I assumed you didn't hear me." I nodded.
"Very well. Here is your gun." I handed him his gun, hoping I don't drop it. He'll probably kill me if I do.
"Thank you, now goodbye." He said walking out.
"Goodbye." I mumbled. Turning back to the piano.
"By the way." Switzerland said, popping his head back in, "You should really lock your door."

Note:

Austria should really get better locks and make sure his doors are locked shouldn't he? Lol xD So what do you guys think? ^.~ I wanted to write a AustriaxSwitzerland story because... Well, I dunno. I was cosplaying with my friend,
she was Switzerland and I was Austria, and I was just thinking of how funny it would be to write a story about them!
Even though we were talking about FrancexSwitzerland, which I do not understand at all! _
Seriously, wouldn't Switzerland shoot France before he even got a chance to get within 5 feet?
Haha, anyways I'll be uploading more soon! Maybe... Unless I feel like it sucks. _ Sorry if they are OOC...
I really am new to this. I'm use to writing with OCs... Because it's easier to write with your own characters.
Well, for me it is at least. Anyways, please comment? Even though I suck. x: Tchao!^-^