Everything's Better In Suna
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*grins* Because I love the Sand Siblings, Baki and almost everyone associated with them! Especially Matsuri, Sari and Ittetsu. What can I say, the characters caught my interest. :) As did Korobi and Yaoki. C'mon those two are Gaara's first friends! I love them for it :)
So…yeah. Drabbles/one-shots with the Sand Siblings and their friends! May include some people from Konoha later on.
May be OOC but some of this stuff wouldn't work if they weren't.
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Disclaimer- I own nothing
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Listening to- My First Kiss by 3OH!3 featuring KE$HA (…*smirk* Hehehehehe)
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Chapter One- Drunken Kiss!
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Korobi, Yaoki, Ittetsu, Gaara and Kankuro were sitting in the living room of the Sand Sibling's house watching a movie. As Yaoki had picked the movie it was a comedy. Temari, Sari and Matsuri were having a "Girl's Night Out" as Sari had put it and were out in the village doing Kami only knew what.
The front door opened and the Temari, Sari and Matsuri walked- more like staggered- into the room. All three were rather red in the face and they were giggling like idiots.
"What the hell?" said Gaara, an uncharacteristic look of surprise on his face.
"Are they…?" Kankuro trailed off letting the question hang in the air.
"Hey boys don't you all look mighty fine in this moonlight!" said Sari leaning heavily on Matsuri.
"They are so drunk" said Ittetsu grinning and shaking his head in amusement.
"Oh Lord" groaned Kankuro and Gaara. Their sister was drunk. And knowing her it was her idea to get drunk in the first place!
"This is so much better than a movie" said Korobi grinning like a mad man as he watched Matsuri fall over, unable to support Sari any longer.
"How did you even get into a pub?" Kankuro demanded of the girls, "You're not old enough to drink, hell Temari you're not even old enough to drink yet!"
"The wonders of fake IDs!" chirped Matsuri staggering back to her feet.
"I'll go make some coffee" said Yaoki, "That helps right?" Without waiting for an answer he went into the kitchen.
Kankuro led Temari over to one of the arm chairs and made her sit down. "What were you thinking?" he asked without expecting her to answer. Temari didn't seem to hear him; she just giggled. Slowly her eyes widened and she looked around with sudden awareness in her eyes and Kankuro and Gaara hoped that by some miracle she was sober.
"This isn't the ice cream parlour!" wailed Temari sounding horrified. "Everything I know is a lie!"
Kankuro and Gaara both slumped over. Well there went that hope.
Sari was trying to make Ittetsu give her a piggy back ride. "C'mon Ittetsu-kun!" she whined, "I want a piggy back ride!"
Ittetsu was trying and failing to get her off continually muttering, "I hate my life," while Korobi was looking on in amusement.
"Hey Gaara" said Matsuri poking him, "Hey Gaara, hey Gaara, hey Gaara, hey Gaara-"
"What?" Gaara snapped narrowing his eyes. Matsuri may have been his friend but he was so not in the mood for this. Temari always went on about being responsible but now it was safe to say that she was a hypocrite and Gaara was determined to chew her out about this in the morning.
"Hi" Matsuri giggled.
Gaara's eyes narrowed further.
"I think I'll go help Yaoki with that coffee" he said getting to his feet.
"Ooh wait!" said Matsuri sounding frantic.
Gaara sighed and turned to face her. "What?" he asked. In the blink of an eye Matsuri grabbed him and kissed him full on the lips, her hands tangled in his hair.
Yaoki, who had just entered holding a tray with three cups of coffee, dropped it in shock, his mouth hanging open.
Korobi was grinning widely. "I knew it!" he cheered.
Kankuro almost fell off the arm of the sofa, laughing like a lunatic. "FINALLY!" he yelled.
Sari and Ittetsu had frozen, eyes wide. "I didn't see that one coming" Ittetsu said. Sari fell over, flat on her face.
Temari had her eyes narrowed. She may have been drunk off her ass but no-one touched her baby brother!
The second Matsuri pulled away from Gaara she turned to face Sari, beaming. "I win!" she whooped and collapsed on the sofa giggling. "I've wanted to do that for months!"
Gaara's cheeks had turned as red as his hair. "She better be able to remember this in the morning" he muttered.
"Aw, the little baby had first kiss" said Korobi and Yaoki beaming.
"Shut it!" snapped Gaara glaring at them.
"I'm so proud" said Kankuro snickering.
"You shut it too!"
"Aw man!" Sari whined, "I wanted to kiss him!"
"She's dead" Temari snarled, her eyes now nothing more than slits.
"You know what, screw this, I'm going to my room, see you all in the morning" said Gaara turning to leave but Matsuri jumped up and latched onto him, her arms around his hips, her face buried in his shoulder.
"Wow you have really nice hips Gaara-kun" said Matsuri blinking in surprise, "Seriously I was not expecting that. A nice butt sure, but not hips like this!"
Gaara's blush deepened as Korobi, Yaoki, Ittetsu and Kankuro burst out laughing.
"Will you please get off me?" Gaara said glaring at her. She was lucky she was drunk otherwise Gaara would have punched the crap out of her.
"Hmm…no" said Matsuri tightening her grip.
"That's it!" said Temari getting to her feet and prying Matsuri off of her brother, "No-one and I mean no-one touches my otouto!"
Kankuro snorted. "Sure, the minute a girl touches him she snaps out of it" he said rolling his eyes.
"Dang I was hoping for more black mail material" said Ittetsu folding his arms.
"Thank you Temari" said Gaara looking extremely relieved.
"Why is the front door wide open?" said a voice from the doorway, "And why are there spilt coffee and broken cups on the floor?"
Baki had arrived.
'As if this night couldn't get any more awkward' Gaara thought.
"The girls got drunk" Kankuro explained smirking, "And Matsuri kissed and groped Gaara so Temari's ticked off."
"What?" said Baki looking at the three drunken girls in a mixture of shock and confusion.
"This'll take some explaining" said Korobi, "You see Baki-sama it went like this…"
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A/N: Because we all know Matsuri wants to grope Gaara. XD And about that "baby" comment from Yaoki and Korobi I can picture them treating Gaara like a baby simply because they're older. Well I assume they're older. Either that or they're really tall or Gaara's shorter than I thought. ^_^; So…yeah. The girls are very drunk, that's the only reason Matsuri had the bravery to kiss and grope her precious Gaara-kun. :D It'll be a job and a half explaining that to Baki! And when they're all sober in the morning Temari will kill her. Poor Matsuri-chan. I love her but it's fun to make her act like an idiot! XD