Crossover: Ask Them Anything!
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Author: Konnichiwa everyone! Yep! My first Questioning Fanfic I've never written before! :D Lol, obviously you all don't want to hear my rants. Oh, sadly, I'm in this (on my part). On with the fic!
Disclaimer: I Do Not Own Shingeki No Kyojin (Attack On Titan), Man, No.6, Death Note, Vampire Knight, Kuroko No Basuke, Kuroshitsuji (Black Butler) and Durarara!. I Also Do Not Own Any Of Their Characters!.
Warning: Funny Moments, Language, And... Questions! If They Ask, Your Choices Are Either You Answer Or Hug Them To Death, So They Can Stop Asking You That Question ;3.
Chapter 1: Introduction Of Questioning.
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*Author's POV*
"Hello, dear Readers! Welcome to Ask Them Anything! (ATA!). You're also welcomed in my home!" I exclaim, grinning while I stood next to a red sofa.
"Wait, this is your house?" asked Kanda, who sat on a black couch with Nezumi by his left side. How they got there? Magic. Just Kidding.
"Yes, I prefer my house to be the precise place!" I beamed proudly.
"And why are we here exactly?" asked Nezumi.
"Well, you see- Wait, where's the rest?" I asked, walking around my living until I spotted B in my kitchen, did I laugh. He's always after jam, neh? That is why I kept a few jars in my refrigerator just in case. "Yo, B!"
B turned to look at me while waving a jar of strawberry jam at me. I shook my head and beckoned him to come over and take the remaining space next to Kanda. He shrugged and shuffled his way over across the living to plop himself on that said space. Kanda made a face, seeing how B stuck in his hand to scoop a handful of jam onto his palms and licked it from his fingers, not caring how Kanda saw him as.
"There's not a single door or window?" I heard Levi hiss. I was surprised how quickly the teleportation had brought him here quickly. I walked over to where he stood, in front of a blank wall which happened to be the door or used to be.
"It's being remodeled so that's my excuse. Make yourself comfortable while we wait for the rest to come and I'll explain." I said. Levi looked at me, well he had to look up at me, then he glanced at the other three men from different anime universe and he scowled further. I noticed this and decided to voice my concern on his negative facial expression. "What's wrong?"
"I have to be stuck here... surrounded by imbeciles..." Levi murmured. I smirked and patted his shoulder, lightly. "It better be not out of mock..."
I blinked stupidly while Levi took a seat, far from the group but near enough. I shook my head and shrugged while Zero appeared out of thin air, right in front me, did I hissed out a "Holy shit!" I excused myself from the word and smiled at Zero who glared at me before choosing to sit at the red sofa. Why he glared at me? I have no idea...
"Uh... Well..." I started, uncomfortably at first. I scanned my eyes around, listing who's here and who's not. Okay Kanda, Levi, Nezumi and Zero are here... Where the hell are the rest?! Okay, Rai, keep calm. Oh fudge it!
"Get on with it already!" Kanda growled. I started and glared at him.
"There's three more to come. Be patient or the Readers won't even bother with your bitchiness.." I snorted. Seriously, who would want to put up with him? Not even I could if me and him were to be stuck inside a closet for days! Uh... Don't get any ideas...
Suddenly, the same process as Zero's entrance, Akashi appeared, not looking pleased at all. "Hello, Akashi-san. Thank you for coming" I greeted, cheerfully.
"I was rudely interrupted in a practice and rudely dragged into this unknown universe..." Akashi said, venom laced around each word he spoke. Well, he was looking straight at me but I'm not to blame. Right?
I laughed nervously, scratching the back of my neck in a sheepish manner as the two remaining came just in time. I turned and grinned when I saw Sebastian and Izaya standing there, Sebastian looked around while Izaya was busy on his phone, texting away. I walked over to them and smiled. " Hello, thank you for coming. Please take a seat and I'll explain the matters at hand."
Both Sebastian and surprisingly, Izaya, nodded and both took the red sofa, across from Nezumi, Kanda and B. Zero took the love seat, which I was about to take but gave it off anyways.I cleared my throat while I set myself in the middle of the group.
"I know you all had been doing something that concerns none of my business-" I started.
"It's alright. At least, I had to get away from an annoying dog.." Nezumi said.
"... Don't bother to apologize.." Levi said. Where they both somewhere at the wrong time and location? Well I feel honored, having to save them.
"T-Thank you. The reason why you're all here, is that a friend of mine had requested me to have this questioning fic and I agreed. It sounded fun and interesting." I explained.
"Questioning?" Is this some sort of interrogation?" Sebastian asked. Okay, who ever said this was a police station? Do I even have evidence to accuse them on false crimes? No! Just a simply questioning from Readers!... I feel like Sebastian already read my mind... He keeps staring at me... eek!
"No, not really. It's just questions being asked by my lovely readers here" I said, smiling while I couldn't help my left eye twitch in irritation. I think I'll stick with Levi for a moment...
"So, this questioning means... that the readers are going to ask us questions... no matter the subject or topic... right?" Zero questioned, he was somewhat hesitant to question that but he did it anyways. I nodded and smiled in assurance . Readers, I think he's sensitively emotional! No, I was kidding. I love him. In the admiration way..
"Are you included in this questioning as well?" B asked. Okay, I don't like how he said it... Gives me the bad feeling he'll ask questions that I will refuse to answer... gruesome questions... Darn my mouth...
"Uh... yes. If there's any questions they have for me." I said. I don't think you all have right? Good... Wait what?! You do?! God kill me now!
"Is that so? Could we question each other?" Akashi questioned. I don't like his tone at all... Two against one... Not cool man...
"Well, you all just questioned me non-stop, yes you can." I wish I hadn't said that... That glint in his mismatched eyes... I don't even know if it's a good or bad sign!
"Then, could we question you too? You just said that you're included in this mess." Nezumi smirked. God, how I hate these cocky bastards! I know what I said but they don't have to just rub it on my face like that!
"Uh... yeah. It's free questioning." I said. I so totally regret my words... Stupid me! Damnit!
"How do the readers tend to get in here?" Zero asked. He looked like he was ready to hide at any given chance. Hey, I understand him. I want to do the same thing here...
"Either personally, like they just pop out of nowhere and rape you all-" I paused, seeing all their horrified expressions. "-ust kidding... or by letter. But I prefer the latter. Well, it's their decision. Oh and I'll read the questions out loud."
"What if they happen to glomp us?" Nezumi asked. I face-palm right there...
"Well, it's not like I can do something about it. Considering you all are being jerks... well some of you, not all..." I said. Levi had given me the death glare, same with Kanda over there and B... He's just yeah...
"If they happen to do such things, don't blame me for beating the shit out of them..." Levi said. Me and the others, except B and Izaya, looked at him like he was the worst being in this universe. Well, yeah. Why would I allow such thing to you all?
"Do that and don't go complaining to me about how dirty my house has gotten.." I said. That shut him up. Hey, he's the clean freak- No it's not an insult! I'm just saying it in a positive way! Agh! Forget chu! Sulks in a corner...
"Well, if that's the case.." Akashi paused. "Tell me, how is your relationship going?" Damn fudger... see? This is why I didn't want him here in the first place!
"Uh..." I looked around, seeing every pair of eyes on me, which made me nervous. Who wouldn't be nervous?! "Good so far..." was my response.
"Really? How come I don't see Kura around?" Nezumi questioned. Cuz he died somewhere and I don't know where he left his bloody body!... No, not really the story did not go that way...
"He's working." I said. Could they please stop asking about my life?!
"On what?" B asked. Oh, so now you decide to question me? Hate you B...
"He works at a restaurant." I replied. Ugh, he never seems to leave that job... Well he's an good cook.
"Do you work?" Nezumi asked. Do I work? No!... yet...
"Not yet.." I replied, rather hesitatingly.
"You should follow his example" Levi said. Four against one... great... thanks Corporal Levi...
"..." I glared at him but I coward back when he returned the glare ten fold. Ten fold, I say!
"I have a disturbing question..." Kanda spoke up. "Is there going to be..."
"What?" I asked.
"I don't want to say it!..."
"Then why are you asking in the first place?!" I deadpanned.
"He was trying to ask if there's going to be any yaoi requests from the readers." Nezumi said. I blinked once. Twice. That... Just came plainly random.
"Uh... Well, I guess so. I mean, if there's requests like those.. nothing I could do about it." I replied. Damn right! I want to see you suffer!... Kidding... Readers, don't include me in that mess. I beg you...
"What if those requests happen to be directed at you, Rai-chan?" B cooed. I blushed and shook my head. There won't be! I'll prove you wrong B!
"Uh... then I refuse?" was my reply. Please!
"So the great Rai, who has confidence on anything, is backing down at such a simple request? That will be an embarrassing history of yourself." Nezumi laughed.
"Hey..." I started. "Fine whatever... I hope you jerks end the same way... not the rest of course."
"You can wish, but reality kills it" Zero said. Darn it you damn vampire!
"Besides, they don't know how I look like! Ha!" I boasted. Smirks with pride.
"You look like Shizuo Heiwajima from Durarara!.." Nezumi smirked. Mother cloth! What if I look like him?! No big deal!
"You would know..." I retorted. Seriously, does he have like a box full of mangas and anime CD's?!
"Hey, I gain a good connection for that piece of info." Nezumi boasted. Yeah, yeah, that's just fine...
"Whatever.." I sighed.
"How long are we going to stay here?" Sebastian asked. I don't know... until you all die! No... don't die...
"Till I feel like it!" I huffed. It's my universe! Hmph!
"Considering we're in your world... do we have powers? Well if any of us have one." Zero questioned.
"Uh yeah... Except you, Kanda. Your Mugen... was left behind in your world..." I sweat-dropped.
"WHAT?!"
"When is this questioning going to start?" Akashi questioned, irritated. What. The Duck?
"It started two hours ago..." I replied.
"Felt like it such a short time." Nezumi chuckled. I agree.
I laughed and smiled, until I noticed Izaya has not said a thing during the entire two whole hours. What an relief. He's busy texting to his world so yeah. I only allow him that permission.
"Well let's not make our Readers wait any longer!" I exclaimed, grinning. "State your names and your worlds you come from!"
"Jupiter!"
"No! Not those!" I lectured. Seriously...
"I'm Nezumi and I come from No.6" Nezumi smirked. I rolled my eyes.
"I'm Sebastian Michaelis. I come from Kuroshitsuji" Sebastian smiled.
"Yuu Kanda... man..." Kanda mumbled.
"Zero Kiryuu. I'm from Vampire Knight." Zero said.
"Beyond Birthday. (Death Note) Another Note; LABB." B smirked.
"I'm Akashi Seijuro. From Kuroko No Basuke." Akashi smiled, swinging a pair of red scissors on his palm. Uh, Akashi... put that away... it makes me nervous...
"Rivaille 'Levi'. Shingeki No Kyojin." Levi said, not interested at the moment. That's Attack On Titan. :D
I nudged Izaya who looked up and turned his attention to you all with a smirk and a air of mischievousness.
"Greetings, my dear humans. I'm Izaya Orihara. I come from Durarara!." Izaya winked. I rolled my eyes again.
"The way he said that... he reminded me of Tamaki Suoh from Ouran High School School Host Club.." Nezumi pondered.
"Again... you would know.." I sighed while Nezumi just smirks. Just then, Tamaki Suoh appeared behind a big picture frame I had.
"Uhm... Did someone called for me?" he asked.
"No!" we all yelled, scaring the poor thing who vanished from where he came from.
"Anyway, to all readers, feel free to come in and ask any question to them. Sorry for the late introduction, I'm RaidenLovesYaoi, author of this fic/questioning. Come on in, we'll be hanging here through day and night! Please do join us in our nightly activities! Such as speaking scary stories, jokes and opinions on other animes or movies! We'll wait!" I exclaimed until everybody tackled me to the ground.
"Sayounara!" they all said.
"No! It's Konnichiwa!" I lectured, chasing after Nezumi who was the one who tickled me. "Get back here!"
Author: yeah, my first at writting a questioning fanfic. Feel free to ask any of the characters questions! Every third chapter, I will change or invite other anime characters! Oh, please give me the names and anime on which character you want to ask a question and I'll add him/her here at the questioning too!
Ciao, my dear Readers! :D
-Raiden Out-