AN: This is a real conversation a friend and I had over facebook. um, it starts out with us doing a google war thingy for APH, and well.. it just goes down hill from there.. It has characters from random stuff, like Silent Hill, Repo! The genetic Opera, and Axis Powers hetalia. Um. Yeah. Enjoy.

Disclaimer: I own just about nothing here. Except Chuck, and his Vodkaaaah. XD


Me

XDD\

15:34Panda

Italy: About 326,000,000 results

15:34Me

my turn:

15:34Panda

Germany: About 435,000,000 results

15:34Me

francexengland 10,500 results

15:35Panda

Russia: About 188,000,000

.......

15:35Me

france america: 208,000,000

15:35Panda

Russia: "kolkolkolkolkolkol.....'

15:35Me

XDDD

15:36Panda

America: About 609,000,000 results

15:36Me

fance still wins.

CXDD

15:36Panda

China: About 670,000,000 results

15:36Me

still france

XD

15:37Panda

Japan: About 780,000,000

Japan takes second!

15:37Me

lol yesh! XD

15:37Panda

then america in third.

15:37Me

lol, sooo...

15:38Panda

Oh, wait! We forgot Canada!

Canada: About 719,000,000 results

15:39Me

france is obviosuly THE most popular

15:39Panda

Okay then, Canada is in third place, america in forth.

That was surprising...

XDD

We need to draw a picture of this.

15:40Me

everybody always forgets canada.

XD

15:43Panda

France: "Hehe, you all knew I would win. 3 "

15:43Me

yes, yes we alldid

XD

(^^^)

15:44Panda

SHHHHHAAAARK!!!

15:44Me

Does france like sharks?

XD

15:46Panda

I...don't know.

15:46Me

....lol

15:46Panda

France: "Unless it's Frollo and I'm drunk enough, sure."

15:47Me

frollo!shark? 0_o

-scary mental images- gaaaaah

it buuuurns

15:48Panda

Wait, what?

O_O

Waht are YOU thinking of?!

15:48Me

'a shark. a frollo shark.

15:49Panda

OHGAH!

No...

just...

just no...

No Frollo mixing with seacreaures, please...

15:50Me

lol and then grandpa rome in his leather and metal manskirt stomps on him in the middle of the ocean

15:50Panda

Ursula dorf is enough, thank you.

15:50Me

ursuladorf + frollo =shark!frollo.

15:51Panda

Or...wait, I shoudln't say.

It's too horrible

15:51Me

lol TELL ME YOU MUST

15:52Panda

Ursula + Frollo

TENTICLERAPE!!!

15:52Me

0-O

AUUUGH

I just screamed out loud at those words

15:52Panda

I told you it was horrible.

We should stop talking about frollo before we get killed or somthing.

15:53Me

lol. or the fangirls come after us.

they hear his anme and they come running.

XD

15:53Panda

lol, Frollo "Where?!"

15:54Me

lol that mental image..

0_o

XDD

15:54Panda

Poor unfortunant HELLFIRE

15:55Me

how do you get fire underwater?

XD

15:55Panda

You ask the all knowing people of bikini bottum.

15:55Me

lol yes.

15:55Panda

OHGAH!

15:55Me

OHGAH what?

15:55Panda

Ursula+Frollo=...Squidward...

15:56Me

.....

MY BRAIN.

-explosion of blood and braingoop everywhere as her head bursts-

15:57Panda

Repo man walked in. "Well, at least it's not confetti this time..."

15:59Me

And then I suddenly regenerate and run over to the repo man and glomp him. "You may be old enough to be my father but at least you're not a creepy judge-y man-lady!"

15:59Panda

Nathan: "WTF YOU AGAIN?!"

15:59Me

(Lol, you made me choke on my own spit.)

-nodnod-

16:00Panda

XD

16:00Me

"at leats i'm not confetti this time."

16:00Panda

Nathan: "......"

16:01Me

(hsfgilbhdjkegnlkjn HAPPPYYYY. I don't think she's killing off Pip in And Shine Heaven Now! -happy dance- She, meaning Erin. o;efho)

No. It's just.. brain goo and blood.. but you're used to blood, right? and.. y'know.. pretending to be an airplane.."

16:02Panda

lol, yes, Nathan, she was watching you.

8D

16:03Me

'not that i was.. uh.. watching you.. cut up a guy.. or anything.." XD

16:03Panda

Nathan: "...did you see the meat puppet?"

16:04Me

"Yes. yes I did. and I have no clue how your voice.. es.. harmonized like that either.."

16:04Panda

Nathan: "Can you get off me now?"

France: "No."

.....

16:04Me

"Nope, sorry."

LOLOLOL.

FRAAANNNCE

he has a thing for trenchcoats.

that's why he looks suspiciously like WALTER SULLIVAN

france, that is, not nathan

16:05Panda

XDDD

FRance: 3

Nathan: "I have a daughter that's like, as old as you are, you know..."

16:07Me

(as old as france? XDD)

"And your point is?"

Oh france, you goober.

16:08Panda

France: "You wern't talking about me, right?"

Nathan: You're not the one who's got me tied to the bedpost."

France: "Well, not today, anyway."

16:09Me

"Tied? Bedposts? -nosebleed-"

(lol, france.)

16:10Panda

Nathan: "Why does this keep happening?!"

16:10Me

"at least my head didn't explode.. again.. in a good way. like what it does in the repo club on here or the jamesxharry club on da or when I'm on the 9MB.."

16:11Panda

Me: Rotti called. He says it's part of the job. ;)

France: Tell Rotti I said hi.

16:11Me

"You have Rotti Largo's phone number?"

16:11Panda

Me: .....he just squeeked like a mouse.

HE called ME.

16:12Me

(lol france.. wait.. eeewwww.. 0_o francexrotti EW.)

"darnit. I wanted to steal it so I can call up the Largo Bros and taunt them mercilessly. "

16:12Panda

France: As long as it's not Frollo...

16:12Me

"But.. But rotti's.. fat.. and.. old..

16:12Panda

Me: Let's not go there again, please.

16:13Me

and italian.."

16:13Panda

FRance: It was a long time ago.

Italy: What?

Nathan: Can I leave now?

16:13Me

"Oh. Okay. so, he was less fat. but still creepy."

"no you may not leave, nateykins! -flail-"

16:14Panda

France: ITALY! 3

Italy: Ah! F-France, ni-chan!

Me: It's getting crowded in here!

Nathan: Please don't call me that...

16:15Me

"Lol. yes, it is. but it's fun. -totally NOT playing with Nathan's BUKKIT-- I mean, helmet-"

"Why noooot? -sad puppy eyes-" (XDD)

16:16Panda

France: Come here and give you're Ni-chan a big HUG~

Italy: No! Save me Germany!

16:17Me

(Doitsu! Doitsu! creepy nii-san is scarrryyy! XD)

16:17Panda

Nathan: I think the blood just got cut off in my arms and legs...

Me: France! Stop playing with Italy's hair!

France: Aw, why not?

16:18Me

"aww, sadsauce. Poor nateykins. -puts on Bukkit--HELMET-

16:18Panda

Italy: Doitsu!!!

NAthan: Does no one care that I can't feel anything?!

Graverober: You can't feel nothing at all?

Nathan: Oh shut up.

16:19Me

"A LITTLE GLASS VIAL :DDD" -shot-

16:20Panda

Germany: My Italy sences were tingleing, so I came here.

Italy: Doitsu!

France: Oh sh--!

16:20Me

(doitsu and his WURST. XD0

-shot-

16:20Panda

(Germany punches France out of Facebook) Let's go home, Italy.

Italy: yay for Doitsu!!

:D

16:21Me

(poor france. XD)

16:21Panda

France: ...my head...

16:21Me

(and he has a huge fist imprint from germany)

(on his face)

Panda

Nathan: Graverobber! What are you doing?!

Graverobber: Giving you some Zydrate, buddie.

Me

"i want some zydrate.. I already told one of my friends I was an addict.."

"even though I've never had surgery.."

16:24Panda

Graverobber: Wait your turn. ;D

Nathan: werdcfvygubnhjmionjbhvgcfesdrfgthyuik,........

Me: I think his lips broke...

16:24Me

"-shakes fist at-"

Panda

Belarus: have you seen my nii-san?

16:25Me

"No. Nope, nuh-uh.. -nervous-"

16:25Panda

Graverobber: Havn't seen 'em, love.

Nathan: "haaaaaaaaaaagaaaaaaaaaassssss"

Me

"Now can I have some Z and go skipping merrily off into lala land with Nateykins? XD" -shot-

16:26Panda

Balarus: Well, if you see him, tell him that 'China' was over at his house not to long ago.

Graverobber: Of course~

Me

"-nodnod- okay, miss scary belarus"

16:27Panda

Belarus: (glares deeply into your soul)

16:28Me

"-cringes-"

Panda

Nathan: tee-hee! 3

16:28Me

"Z me, mistah graves!"

Panda

Me: ...okay, that was scary...

Graverobber: Done!

Nathan: iiiiiiiireeeeeemeeeeembeeeeerrrr......

Me

" -whispers-Sexy.. murderer.. lobsterrr"

Panda

Me: Do I even want to know what's going on with those two?

Graverobber: Do you want some?

Me: Uh...no thanks...

16:30Me

(XDD that song... Xd he sound sos sad and broken at the end part..)

"Try sooooommmeeeeeee... -flails like kermit the frog-"

Panda

Nathan: OH SHILO! I'M SUCH A TERRIBLE DADDY!!! DDX

Me: I didn't know your arms could bemd that way, Ryuzak...

16:32Panda

(You probably will0

16:32Me

"they can't.. oh! -to nathan- have you seen a little girl... short black hair.. just turned.. seven a month ago..?"

(aaand that wasn't it.. Xd)

Panda

Me: I figured.

Harry: Did you see here, too?!

16:33Me

(What I WAS gonna say was "oh nateykins, shilo's annoying.")

16:33Panda

(see's Nathan and Graverobber)

Harry: Am I, uh, interupting somthing?

Graverobber: Want some Zydrate?

Me

"Uhhh nooo.. Harry mason who CAME HERE ON VAYCAYSHUN"

16:34Panda

Shilo via ryuzaki's phone: I'M BALD!!!

Hayy: Why am I being tied to the bed post?

Me; Just go with it.

Graverobber: AT the opera tonight~1

Me

"reeeepooo maaaan, come taaaaake my haaaaand.. reeeepoooo maaan, my haaaaaaaaaaaaaand!"

Panda

Me: Harry! Are these Aliens that are trying to saw open my brain your friends, by chance?

Harry: Oh, don't worry about it. They don't know how to get past the skull.

Me:...that...doesn't...help!

Claudia: FEED ME YER BABEEZZ!!!

Me

"Use the zydraaaatee..."

"-kicks curaudia in the knee- that was for A-BINCENTO!"

16:39Panda

Me: Get out of here you fetus gobbler!

Vincent: YOu called?

Nathan: Oh great, more of you.

Me

"-flail- ABINCENTO! I like you almost as much as Nateykins!"

Panda

Vincent: Allow me to tie myself to bed post using my overly dramatic hands.

Me

(what's with the bed posts anyway? XD)

Panda

Graverobber: Want some Z?

Vincent: Why not? :D

Aparently you have many.

Nathan: I only counted four.

Vincent: Let's call it six.

16:42Me

"You can't count, nateykins! oh,wait, no, that's shilo that can't count.. XD"

Panda

Shio via cellphone: I ISH A SMRT GURL!

16:43Me

"I'm just waiting for curaudia to eat the phone.. -zydrate wears off-"

Panda

Nathan: Shi? Is that you, sweetie? I'll be home a little late tonight, aparently...

Shilo: OH DADDY!! YOU SO FUNNEH!!!

Me

"way late! your dad's a bit.. tied up at the moment.. -still wearing the repo man BUKKIT--HELMET-

16:44Panda

Claudia: Does that mean you give me permision?

Me

"Yes, you may eat shilo. if you can find her.

16:44Panda

Harry: You're a dad, too? I can understand that.

16:44Me

"just not my phone..

16:44Panda

Nathan: No you can't.

Vincent: If only I were a father.

Me

"a literal father or a priest? cause you're way hotter than any other priest I know.. except anderson.. XD"

Panda

Claudia: I'm off, boys! I need to pick up some lunch--I mean, whatever this Shilo thing is...(I hopes its a baby-thingy)

Me

"-calls after curaudia- well.. she's baald!"

Panda

Anderson: WAT TEH 'ELL IS GOING ON IN THIS PLEACE?!

Me: Oh dear...

Me

"drug fueled insanity, my dear padre."

16:46Panda

Graverobber: One more spot for you~!

Anderson: Teh 'ell do you think yer doin' with thatrope there, lass?!

Me

"aww, I can't choose between nateykins and andy!!"

"Um. tying up hot guys old enough to be my father! -innocent smile up towards andy-"

Panda

Vincent: (to Anderson: I get the feeling we're going to be good friends!)

Me: Why to all the guys you fangirl over happen to be "fathers"?

Graverobber: Am I a father?

16:49Me

"ahahahahahahahaNo. Vinny is a heretic, right?"

16:49Panda

Me: Idunnoo...

16:49Me

16:49Me

"BECAUSE. They just.. are.."

Panda

Anderson: Damn straight.

Vincent: Oh well...

16:50Me

"are you a father, gravsey?"

16:50Panda

Nathan: Can I pleeease go home now?

Graverobber: (smiles) That depends, love....

16:50Me

"NUUUES. You stay here. Until I untie you."

16:50Panda

Me: btw, why is your hair randomly blue in some spots?

16:50Me

"Eewww.. are you hitting on me, you muppet-skin wearing weirdie?"

Panda

Graverobber: Maaaaaybe~

16:51Panda

Graverobber: Maaaaaybe~

Belarus: (in the distance) Ni-san!

16:51Me

"eww. aren't you like.. forty? and a hobo? -hears belarus and cringes- nnrrgrgrg"

Panda

Me: I don't think you should be complaining about his age considering all the other people you've got tied up here.

Nathan: T_T

Vincent: :D

Harry: ??

Anderson: Can I a' least get a pint or fieve?

16:53Me

"butbutbut.. He's wearing *muppetskin*"

"ahh.. you got a point there, matsui. C:"

16:54Panda

Graverobber: Oh dear...

16:54Me

chuck: -incoherent grumbles as he waves a halfempty bottle of vodka around-

16:54Panda

Me: Does Chuck even care that you have all these guys over?

Vincent: Can I have sooome?

16:55Me

"No. ehe. If they're not TOO loud, he won't even hear.."

"Um. that depends abincento, are you fun when you're drunk?"

16:56Panda

Vincent: You should know that better than anyone! :D

16:56Panda

Vincent: You should know that better than anyone! :D

Me: uh...um...

Graverobber: what?

Me: (points) B...Belarus...

16:56Me

"What is that supposed to mean, abincento? I am NOT curaudia."

"...-slowly turns- B-Belarus? WHERE!? -clingu to nathan- saaave meeee"

Panda

Vincent: Aw, that's too bad. How about you pour me some of that vodkah anyway? (puppy eyes)

(Velarus is suddenly where ANthan used to be) Ni-San...I found you!

16:58Me

"ugh. fine. -grabs bottle from chuck who grumbles incoherently and hands it to vincent-"

"OHWHOAGAWD. -shrieks and scrambles away from belarus-"

Panda

Belarus: Chasing after Ryuzaki/now Russia) MaRrY mE, IVAN!!!

"-sobbing- save me abincento, you with your boy scout knowhow!"

Panda

Vincent: (looks up after drinking whole bottle of vodkah) ?

(suddenly ufo lands on ?Belarus)

Harry: Huh, I guess they like Russia.

Me: (facepalm) of course.

17:01Me

"iiiis James in thereee!? -dramatic point to the ufo-"

"also, where the -bleep- did Nathan go?"

Panda:

James: n-no. james isn't here!

Me: I hope claudia didn't eat him...O_o

France: Oh, Nathan's with me. 3

Me

"-gags- um. Can I have him back?"

17:03Panda

Anderson: Oooooh, ie-dee-die-dee-die-dee-die-dee-die-dee-die-dee-die!

France: IIIIF, you can get Italy back for me~

France: England would also work.

Me: GO FOR ENGLAND!

17:04Me

"um.. okay? also, is andy drunk?"

17:04Panda

NAthan; help me!

17:05Me

England: what the bloody hell is going on?

17:05Panda

Anderson: Not yet, I ain't! Where's the rest of it, woman!

17:05Me

Me: can i have nateykins back please?

17:05Panda

Me: Why does he sound like chuck?

17:05Panda

Anderson: Not yet, I ain't! Where's the rest of it, woman!

17:05Me

Me: can i have nateykins back please?

17:05Panda

Me: Why does he sound like chuck?

France: Sure. Here he his. (smiels at England)

England: Oh god...

Me

Me: He sound slike a posh drunken chuck-like brit.

Panda

Me: THat's how he's like when he's drunk, I guess.

Me

Me: and that's just how chuck is ALL THE TIME

17:06Panda

Chuck:WHERE'SJAMESSUNDERNANDERMANSONREPO JR II?!

17:07Me

Me: nateykins! -bearhug-

Me: uhh.. whut? Chuck, speak ENGLISH YA HOBO.

Panda

Nathan: (trembles) Remind me NEVER to go to france.

France: YOu'll come back, nathan. they always do~

17:08Me

Me: aww.. poor baby..

Panda

England: Noooooooo!!!

17:08Me

Me: wait.. is france naked? 0_o

Panda

ME:....oooookay then there.

England: Get the*bleep* off be you bleepbleepbleep bastard!!!

France: Nu! 3

Me:...I just...might have a nosebleed...

Vincent: (hums the silent hill song)

17:10Me

Me: poor walter-ish france-y.. C: Go find curaudia. she needs a guy to stop her form eating babies.

Panda

Harry: ArN"T i dead?

17:10Me

Me: No. I am denying your death, because the UFO ending is CANON CANON I SAY -hisses like a cat-

Me: -hugging nathan really tightly-

Panda

France: You're so cute, Aurthur.

England: T_T

Claudia: I don't ALWAYS eat babies!

17:11Me

Me: they ARE cute together..

17:11Panda

Dalia: Neigh! NEIGH!!!

England: DON'T ENCOURAGE HIM!!

France: She's telling the truth, aurthur...

England: You just keep that rose on!

17:12Me

Me: -nodnod- how else did you think US and canada came into being? C:

Panda

England: We're NOT going to discus that!

17:13Me

Me: also, dahlia wants attention. give her a sugarcube for being a good horse.

XD

17:13Panda

France: Don't deny it, Arty!

England: I was drunk!

17:13Me

Me: You used that excuse with Hong-Kong.

17:14Panda

Me: (tosses sugar cubes) Go get out of here.

Dalia: NEEEEEIGH!!

Me

Me: Nathaaan! -shakes- is he unconscious?

Panda

England: I have a problem, I admit it!

Me: you mean getting drunk and sleeping with other MEN and somehow have kids from it?

Me

Me: no he means not admitting his love for france. XD

Panda

Me: I was talking about England's 'promblem'.

england: T_T I should really stop drinking...

Anderson: (glares at England) filthy protistants...

17:16Me

Me: yes, you should. -points to drunken vincent- you wanna end up like that?

17:16Panda

France: yOu see, Arty? Anderson here agrees with me!

Me

Me: but then again, andy is a drunken scotsman who wears a wwjd bracelet and ahas a poster of kungfu action jesus above his bed.

17:17Panda

Vincent: ohwhatareyoutalkingaboutidon'thaveaproblemoohprettycolorslightsclaudiastopknawingonmylegsbeerismyfrendgotanymoRE?

Me

Me: -kicks curaudia- I know abincento has really tasty legs and all.. -long pause= but you gotta stop eating things.. the first thep to recovery is admitting you have a problem, curaudia of the baby-munchers.

17:18Panda

Anderson: Ahve you been followin' meh?!

Me

Me: Ehe.. actually I haven't.. I've been devoting my time to nateykins. -ruffles his hair, nates hair, not andy's- Um. I dunno how I knew that. I just guessed.

17:19Panda

Claudia: Ic an't help it! even Heather looks so tasty!!! DX

Me: i'm going to pretend I didn't hear that.

Heather: HEZAHBEEEM!

17:20Me

Me: that was.. creepy.

17:20Panda

Nathan: I somehow feel violated.

Graverobber: Anyone want more Z?

17:21Me

Me: that was probably france what with his grabby hands. C:

me: OOH OOH ME ME! also, give some to matsuda!

17:21Panda

Me: D8

France: Oops, sorry~

England: Why won't anyone help me?!

Graverobber: Okay.

17:22Me

me: because you two BELONG TOGETHERRRR!

Panda

Me: Wait, what are you doing? Why are you loking at me like that? RYUZAKI!!!

Panda

Graverobber: Ready for Surgery?

17:23Me

me: and nateykins!!

Panda

Me: nuuu! I don't wanna! DX

17:23Me

Me: kolkolkol! can i get those robotic eyes! -kermit the frog flail-

17:24Panda

Nathan: YOu'll actually have to talk to my boss about that.

Me: (On the celingfan) Get away from me! I'm not good with neadles..or guns...

17:25Me

Me: oh, that reminds me. me and a friend of mine are planning to take down geneco. are you with me!?

Me: zydrate doesn't hurt... it's all glowy and whoosh-y./ XD

Panda

nathan: If you can free the circulation in my hands and fett, sure.

17:26Me

Me: yaaay! -fangirlish squee-

17:26Panda

(Vincent, Harry, and ANderson are badly harmonizing to marukaite chikyuu)

Me: I don't care what it's like! i'm not a druggie!

17:27Me

Me: um.. ignoring that.. -unties nathan's feet but handcuffs him to the bedpost- ignore the fact that I have rope as well as handcuffs over here.

17:27Panda

Graverobber: You'll like it, promise! ~

ME; No.

Me: I've been trying to ignor this whole thing.

France: 3

17:27Me

Me: do I have to tackle you to make you try zydrate?

17:28Panda

England: $^%

ME: How can you tackle me on the celing?

Me: some to think of it, how did I get up here?

17:28Me

Me: um.. the same way you got up.. XD

Me: through maaagic

Panda

Me: NO!

Graverobber; I've got the gun ready!

Me

Me: Give in to peer pressure, matsuda! GIIIVE IIIIN. XD

Panda

Me: Peer Presure! Must...resist...!!!

18:49

Me: So...where were we?

Graverobber: (evil grin)

18:50Me

Me: Um. PEER PRESSURE.

18:50

Panda

France: England, come back!

England: Get away from meee~!

18:50Me

Me: And put some clothes on, france!

18:50

Panda

Me: that's my line!

France: :(

18:51Me

Me: Um. Um. Harvesting the kidneys for the fawwwaaaaaallll -nathan-planes around the room-

18:51

Panda

Nathan: I'm...too drunk...

(Anderson, Vincent, and Harry are passed out in drunken stupor)

18:52Me

Me: darnit. no, wait, not darnit. if he's too drunk that means... -creepy 'planning-something-devious' face-

18:52

Panda

Me: I won't become like Paris Hilton!

Graverobber:...No comment.

18:52Me

Me: but you wooon't.. you're not a scalpel slut! Neither am i, for that matter.

-shot-

18:52

Panda

France: Now you're thinking like me! :D

Me: Noooo!

18:53Me

Me: uhh.. is that a good thing? oh! put some pants on, france, and help me with this plan!

Graverobber: Well, it's either this or we can turn you over to francis here.

Me: eep! O///O

France: ;D

Me: Inject me now.

18:54Me

Me: wait, how do you know france's name? 0_o

18:54

Panda

Graverobber: It comes with the job.

Me: What does that mean?

18:54Me

Me: oh, that explains it.

18:54

Panda

France: I'll get you next time...(looks over at ryuzaki)

18:54Me

Me: but does that mean france is a zydrate addict? i mean, paying for Z with sex isn't uncommon..

18:55

Panda

Me: Wait, what? Am I suposed to be paying for this?

18:55Me

Me: First hit's free.

18:55

Panda

Graverobber: Looks like the cats out of the bag.

18:55Me

-loopy smile-

18:56

Panda

Me: oh...um...

Graverobber: Sleepytime! (shoots)

Me: Falls over on the floor) Gah!

18:56Me

Me: More like you killed the cat to make your coat.

18:56

Panda

Graverobber: It was either that or Amber would eat it.

Me: Don't talking about killing cats!

18:57Me

Me: sooo.. amber is secretly curaudia?

18:57

Panda

Me: Augh...my heeeeeeaaaad.....

18:57Me

Me: oh! walter likes killing cats! he gave one to henry! :D

Panda

Claudia and Walter in unison: Cats? Where?

France:...(stares at walter)

18:58Me

me: I wonder if france and walter meet, would a paradox occur?

18:58

Panda

Walter: (stares at france)

France: (points) w-who is this?

18:58Me

me: doe sno one else find this odd?

Panda

Walter: (points also) W-why doesn't he have any pants on?

Me: Knives!!! KIIIIIIIVEEEEEESSSSS!!! XXXDDDDDD

Graverobber: Looks like it's working now.

Me: (giggles uncontrolably) Shay needs to try this...

19:00Me

Me: um. Do you have anything that'll get rid of the symptoms of being.. y'know.. drunk?

19:00

Panda

Walter: Is no one going to answer my quiestion?

19:00Me

Me

Me: XDD shay does!

19:00

Panda

France: Explain what this -IMPOSTER- is doing here, please!

Graverobber: Sadly I don't carry that with me today.

Me

Me: it's kind of obvious, there, wally, he is your illegitimate half-brother because your apartment mother had sex with the country of Rome and therefore france was born. also he's not wearing pants because he can.

19:01

Panda

Me: fabhsuywgbehnwljhsdbabsd.....

Walter: (drops finger).......

France: Akwaaard...

(anderson, Harry, and Vincent):*snort*

Nathan: ...did everyone forget about me? :(

19:02Me

(XDD Apartment302xGrandpa Rome. The best crack ship ever.)

Me: Not meee! -hugs nathan-

Panda

Rome: I resent that pairing! (leaves)

Walter: D8

France: Huh, tough love, half-bro.

19:03Me

Me: See? That was france's real dad.

Me: Even though it doesn't explain why they're TWINS. I guess, rome was walter's dad too.. XD

Panda

France: (eyes walter) I'm still the better looking one...

Me

Me: you're also the older one who can actually cook, unlike wally and his raw deceased cat.

19:04

Panda

Me: Russia's a com-nudist! hehehehehe...China better ruuuun~!

Graverobber: WOw, it seems to be lasting longer than normal...

Nathan: Can I leave?

19:05Me

Me: -facepalm'd- I think that's just how she normally acts.. XD

19:05

Panda

Me:phhhhhhhbbbbbbrrrrrrttttrrrrbbbrrrtttbrbrbtbrbtrNEIGH!

19:05Me

Me: No! Nateykins, you CAN'T LEAVE! If you'll leave, then who am I going to hide behind when you-know-who recovers from that ufo landing on her?

19:06

Panda

Me: (sitsup) Belarus?

France: I wonder what Austria's doing...

19:06Me

Me: sssttt. don't say her name or, like the frollo fangirls, she will come. Like beetlejuice.

XD

19:07

Panda

(UFO begins to shake)

Me

me: -dives behind nathan- Save me, nateykins. Use your strong muscles and amazing ninja skills with scalpels to stop that she devil from attempting to marry and/or rape me in a violent manner.

Panda

Panda

Nathan: I do the what now?

Aliens: (shieking controllabley)

19:09Me

(The aliens are terrified of belarus. XD I find that amusing.)

19:09

Panda

Walter: Who's Austria?

19:09Me

Me: STOP BELARUS. GGGGAAAAH. -clinging to nathan-

19:10

Panda

Belarus: Niiiiiiiii-sssaaaaan!!!

(pulls out knife)

Nathan: Ohshi-! (pulls out scaple)

19:10Me

Me: -hindes behind nathan- I'm sorry, onee-chan! I didn't mean to make the ufo fall on you!!

19:10

Panda

(They stare at each other for an akward amount of time)


AN: thank you guys so much for sticking with this insanity. XD