Journey to Boredom: GET SOME DUDES! (chapter 1a)

Mario was taking a break in his fucking house with only shorts and socks because he was bored. ''What I am supposed to do, now that FUCKING Bowser isn't there ANYMORE?'' he asked Luigi. ''I don't know, go on a adventure?'' Luigi suggested, also a bit bored. ''YEAH THAT'S IT!'' Mario shouted loudkly, but he needed a few guys to make a whole fucking team. ''Luigi, you're the first guy because you're bored too and NEED A FUCKING ADVENTURE!'' Mario shouted and Luigi did a thumbs up to that. ''Let's-a go do some crap!'' Luigi yelled and he ran out of the house, but Mario stayed inside and cleaned the whole fucking house.

Luigi asked a few people including Sonic and Cloud because he needed team of badasses and ''gay'' guys and losers. ''I AM IN THIS!'' Sonic boasted, while they were in his neigbourhood. ''Hey, let me join!'' Knuckles shouted, angrily. ''YEAH, YOU IN! You can be the dumb strong guy.'' Luigi said, with a smug look on his face. ''Luigi, you're an douchebag and there are guys waayyyy better than you. I'm still in this.'' Sonic said, having an attitude and ready to run. ''FUCK YEAH!'' Knuckles shouted, ready to punch some guys. ''I'm staying to clean up the crap, this house has been through and then I will join you motherfuckers.'' Tails said, while cleaning some tech. ''See ya!'' Sonic said and he left the front yard along with Knuckles and Luigi.

They asked Wander, whos now a gangster because he's stuck here? ''Shit, I'm going to help some motherfuckers to have a good life? FUCK YEAH, where do I sign?'' he shouted with a hoodie on, because gangsters apprently always wears hoodies. ''I AM IN THIS SHIT! I'm slower than Sonic, but faster than Knuckles!'' Rigby boasted, with just a shirt on for protection. They were sitting at the park to get some people to go on fucking awesome adventures with Mario and some were chosen, like those two ''gangsters''. and the rest wasn't. ''Okay, so we got me, Tails, Knuckles, Rigby, Wander, Jeff, Mario, Luigi, Meg and Finn. THAT'S A LOT OF FUCKING CHARACTERS!'' Sonic shouted, reading the list of chararcters.

Chapter 1b coming soon!