Meggy: This is my first story, so give me a break if it's not the greatest. All peoples must REVIEW! Got it? Okey-dokey, let the fic begin!

Disclamer: Meggy doesn't own anything.

Meggy: Shut up! Pulls out wet noodle and whacks disclaimer with it

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Chapter 1: Stupid Fairy Boy!

The Great Deku Tree stood there, wiggling his nose, and calling for one of the fairies.

"Navi…Navi…where art thou? Come hether…"

No response.

"Navi? Where art thou?"

Still with the crickets.

"FOR DIN'S SAKE, GET OVER HERE YOU ANNOYING BALL OF LIGHT!"

A white fairy, by the name of Navi, floated in, carrying a small 'Fairy Mania' magazine. She drifted in front of his face.

"What do you want?" she whined. "I just got to the good part."

The Deku Tree made a face. "Shut up and go get that kid, what's-his-face."

Navi nodded. "Whatever," she muttered, flying through the forest to the fairy-less boy's house. She saw Mido standing near the entrance to The Deku Tree's Meadow. He had an empty beer bottle in his hand and his eyes were half-closed.

"What an moron," Navi muttered. She ignored all the other Kokiri, who were standing around doing nothing with big, stupid grins on their faces, and flew into Mr. No Fairy's house.

She made a face. "That's him?" she asked herself. "I'm in way over my head…"

She sighed and floated over to him. The brat was sleeping. "Hey, kid, it's time to wake up! The Crappy Tree wants to speak with you."

He just rolled over.

Navi turned red with anger. "Hey! I said wake up!"

Nothing.

Navi was really mad now. " GET THE &$# UP YOU STUPID $&$ING &$#!"

The boy woke up with a start. "Who's doing all the cussing?" he asked, half asleep. "Mido? What I do this time to make you cuss so badly? It's usually just minor stuff."

Navi rolled her eyes. "No, you idiot. I'm Navi, and I'm going to be your partner from now on."

The blonde's eyes widened. "I'm Link. Are you really going to be my fairy partner?"

Navi scowled. "Yes, but don't expect me to be nice to you. In fact, I'm going to be tough, annoying, and demanding. That's what I do. And I want no slackers, you got that, you pathetic waste of a Kokiri!"

Link stood up and saluted. "Yes, sir, Sargent Navi, sir!"

The fairy rolled her eyes again. "I'm a girl, you nitwit!"

Link nodded and said, "Yes, ma'am."

"Good. Now move it or lose it, kid. Old Beardy Tree needs to talk to you." Muttering to herself about firewood and Mido being a drunken pain, she floated out the door.

Link sighed. "I'm not a nitwit…"

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Meggy: Yes, I know it's short and crappy, but I'm under stress with school. I'm squeezing in time as much as I can, so bear with me, people! READ AND REVIEW OR I'LL LET MY BABY DODONGO EAT YOU ALIVE AND HAVE YOU JOIN THE REDEADS AND POES IN A GAME OF MUSICAL CHAIRS! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!…So, please review. Creepy Mask Salesman smile

Link: You're just insane.

Meggy: Quiet, bean ball! Whacks Link senseless with her WET NOODLE OF DOOM.