Rating: PG 13 (Teen)
Author: Dahlia Reynolds
Book: Harry Potter
Pairings: Harry/Ginny, Ron/Hermione
Time: One year after graduating from Hogwarts
Summary: Harry has graduated from Hogwarts and is now living in the U.S. as a representative for the United Kingdom's Wizarding Society Auror System. Ron and Hermione desperately want him to return, so they devise a plan; they will tell Harry that Ginny is pregnant, attempting to make him jealous over his girlfriend. The problem? Gin and Harry were never together, and Gin is still a virgin. So the two decide to play a trick of their own…..MWAHAHAHA!
Prologue
"I never want to hear the word Quidditch coming from your mouth again, Ronald Weasley, do you understand me?" Hermione screeched at her cowed husband.
"But Herm, why? What's wrong with Quidditch? Besides, now that Harry's gone, who else can I talk to? You're supposed to be my WIFE!"
"Well then, why didn't you marry Harry? You may as well have anyway, considering the fact that we can't go a bloody HOUR without you fire-calling or owling the man. What is WRONG with you two!"
He glared angrily at her. "I'm not the only one who's half in love with him! Look at you! Oh, poor Harry, off all by himself! What will we do without him! We haven't been separated for this long in seven years! Oh, boo sodding hoo! No one cares, Hermione!"
"Well, apparently you do! And I'm not the only one who was sobbing when he left! As I recall, you cried into MY shoulder that day, thank you very much! Totally screwed up my robes, too! I looked horrible for the rest of the day, thanks to you!"
"Nope, you did that one all on your own, with your constant crying!"
About to reply, she paused. Suddenly, something dawned on her. "Ron, we shouldn't be arguing with each other because we miss him! We need to find a way to get him BACK!" She grinned smugly. "And I know exactly how to do it."