A/N:
So this is the sequel to Conversation Norms, and the entire main plot is Naffy's, though I might add some bits.
Disclaimer: YJ is not mine, and main plot (c) Naffy & co.
Because of KF, Robin was sitting through yet another boring assembly on conversation norms.
"Guys! They're like the coolest thing ever!" Kid Flash rambled. "They summerize everything we stand for as super heroes!"
M'gann was super excited, Connor looked annoyed (as always), Artemis looked ready to kill someone *cough*Wally*cough* as she had also experienced the same assembly earlier, and Aqualad looked somewhat intregued.
"What are they exactly?" He asked, leaning forward.
"Well there's 'One speaker at a time', 'Share the air' 'Use 'I' statements'..." As Wally listed the conversation norms, Robin added sarcastic comments in his mind.
"Blah blah blah, What does that even mean?, Because speaking funny won't get me beat up at alllll..."
"See! Pure genius!" Wally exclaimed after reciting them all. That's right, he has them memorized.
"They're so interesting!" M'gann exclaimed excitedly. "But... I do have a few questions..."
"Anything for you, Megalicious." Wally replied. "Shoot."
Artemis scoffed at Wally's small flirtation.
"Umm... Well with the 'Share the air' one." She started tentitively. "Is there a limited amout of it? Is there a law about breathing too much?"
"No, no." Wally explained, waving his hands for emphasis. "It just means that you have to let other people talk too."
"Ohhh... Well what about eye statements?" M'gann asked. "Do humans have a language with their eyes?"
"Oh, sure we do." Wally joked. Kaldur's eyes widened as he looked up from his book, surprised and M'gann excitedly insisted that Wally teach her. Wally then realized his mistake. "No, I was kidding, Meg. You're thinking about the wrong 'I'. I meant the... Robin, help me out here."
"The pronoun 'I', as in 'I think KF is a dumbass'" Robin smirked and M'gann giggled.
"Thanks, br- HEY!" Wally huffed. "I'm not a dumbass!"
"Coulda fooled me." Robin replied. Artemis smirked at Wally's pouting as M'gann giggled louder. "What's wrong, whelmed by my awesomeness?"
"What's all this about?" Connor asked curiously as he came out from brooding in his room, where he had gone during Wally's rant, cutting off Wally's reply
"KF's a dumbass and humans have a secret language using their eyes" Robin answered nonchalantly.
"Oh." Connor answered, still confused. "That clears up everything." He then returned to his room where there were no crazy people.
So, basically, Naffy said that Wally should actually LIKE the conversation norms, and she basically wrote that first line, though I might have gotten it wrong. If you are a Hetalia/Ouran High School Host Club fan, check out my page and my poll. Also, please review as this is my second YJ story (the first one being Conversation Norms), so I would appreciate both constructive criticism and shameless ego stroking. :P Hope you enjoyed!
