Disclaimer- I don't own the show 'The Weakest Link' or the characters from 'Final Fantasy 7' although I would love to ^^;and I dun' own Limp Bizkit! Or Cardcaptor or Toonami.. I DUN' OWN ANYTHING!!! Well any way, on to the fanfic! Enjoy!!
Warning- Contains mild cussing and other stuff
The Weakest Link
Yuffie(me)- *walks onto the center platform, surrounded by eight players. She tries to sound british but ends up sounding like her aunt.* Welcome to the show, The weakest link. Today we have the characters of the game, Final Fantasy 7!
Cloud-*the camera points to him and he smiles* Hi..uhm.. I'm an ex-SOLDIER and a part of the AVALANCHE
Cid- *the camera goes from Cloud to Cid, whose smoking his cigarette* What the @($# I'm Cid and I didn't want to be here $#%@#!!!
Nanaki/ Red XIII- *The camera turns towards him but skips him* Whoa Whoa!! I'm here! Hello? *The camera comes back to Nanaki* Yeah thats better...I'm Nanaki! A Beast from Cosmo Canyon
Tifa- *The camera makes its way to Her as she waves* (A/n do I hafta tell where the camera goes?Nope! Bwahahah! I'm lazy) I'm a Bar owner from Midgar and a part of the AVALANCHE, plus my name is Tifa!
Vincent- ...Vincent.....
Barret- Yo' I'm Barret ya foo', and I'm da top Dawg who runs AVALANCHE
Reno- Reno. I'm a Turk, the rest is all classifide from all yaw...
Rufus- I don't have time for this, Rufus...President of ShinRa...
Yuffie- You know the rules, now lets see whos slower then the rest of the runners, the ugly duckling in a nest, BWAHAHAHAH! Oooookay start the clock at a minute and ten seconds! Cloud your up... What is the Anime that was on Cartoon network for only a week?
Cloud- Big O?
Yuffie- No the correct answer was Card Captors... and I loved that show too! *sniffle* That was so unfair!!! Uhm...going on..Cid! What is the Name of the song with the lyrics ' keep rollin' rollin' rollin' yeah' ?
Cid- Its Limp #$@($ Bizkit!
Yuffie- Yesh!!! That sooooo right! I luv Da Limp!! ^.^ *She jump around on stage, wasting the rest of the time.* That is all the time we have...you may now vote on who is...The Weakest link!
Rufus-Wha!? I didn't get to have a turn!!!
Announcer Aka Sephiroth- The weakest link for the first round was Cloud, the strongest link is Cid.
Yuffie- okay you banked...nothing! out of ALOT of money! whos brain is stuck on a red light, whos mind is frozen by such easy question? Its time to see, whos the weakest link!
Cloud- Rufus
Cid- Cloud
Nanaki- Cloud
Tifa- Aeris
Yuffie- Hold up....Aeris!?!
Tifa- Yeah...why not?
Yuffie- Shes dead ~.~
Tifa- Point being...?
Yuffie- Never mind... continue..
Vincent- ...Cloud....
Barret- Da foo' named Cloud
Reno- Cloud that spiked ass guy..
Rufus- I didn't get a turn....thats not fair.. I'M SUPPOSE TO GET A TURN!!
Yuffie- Stoooopid! Who did you vote for!?
Rufus- Cloud
Yuffie- *smacks her fore head* Nuh Duh! Well Ruffy-boy, It seems that The Spikey Haired Jerk dun like ya... Why did you vote him? oh and one thing.. *She runs towards Rufus and hugs his left arm* You are soooooo cute!!!
*everyone except Yuffie sweatdrops*
Rufus- Uhm..... Thank you?? I picked him cuz...Hes just stupid..
Yuffie- Ya think!? Bwahahah! Cloud!! By six votes, you are the weakest link....g'bye! ^.~
*offstage the camera gives the cryin' Cloud a close up*
Cloud- ITS NOT FAIR!! ITS NOT FAIR AT ALL!!! *sob*
*the camera zooms back on stage pointing to Yuffie*
Yuffie- One gone seven left, lets continue to play...the weakest link!
Rufus- I BETTER GET A TURN!
*four people off stage cheer on Reno and Rufus*
Elena- GO RENO!! AFTER THE SHOW WE'LL HAVE A PARTY IF YOU WIN!
Rude- .....
Tseng- I thought I was dead....go Reno and Mr. President...
Hojo- *waves a red flag with the name 'Sephiroth' on it* Go! Sephy! Daddy's here for you!!
Rude- ...
Elena- Yeah...what he said... I thought you were dead with Tseng, Hojo...
Tseng- And Sephiroth isn't playing...
Hojo- So? Gooo Sephy!!
Tseng and Rude- *sweatdrops* .....
Elena- *huggles Tseng* I wouldn't mind you being alive again ^.^
*back on stage a bright light appears*
???- Vote me off will you bitch!?!?
Tifa- AHHH!! YOUR DEAD!!
Aeris- And so it Tseng, Reno, and Hojo...PLUS sephiroth too...
Tifa- Ooohhhh yeah!! I remember!
Aeris- *slaps Tifa* I'm not in the game and you vote me off!?!?
Tifa- *Slaps Aeris back* Thats cause you were going to steal Cloud away!!
*off somewhere backstage*
Cloud- *sweatdrops* Dun get me into this...
Tifa- Cloud is mine!
Aeris- No...MINE!!
Tifa- Hes more of mine then it is of yours!! *she sticks her tongue out*
Aeris- Damn...how'd you think of that?
Tifa- I was prepareing for you to come back!
Aeris- *flies over to Cloud and hugs his left arm* Miiiiiiiine!
Tifa- *runs to Cloud's right arm and hug it* Nu! Mine!
Aeris- MINE!!!
Tifa- MIIIIINE!!
Yuffie- Nuuu! He's Mine!!!
Aeris and Tifa- *stops* YOURS!?!?
Yuffie- *sweatdrops* Did I do that for Cloud? I-I meant..uhm..Ruffy-boy!
Rufus- Me?
Yuffie- Nu Duh!! *she runs to Rufus and hugs him* MINE!
*Everyone except Yuffie, Tifa, and Aeris Sweatdrops*
Sephiroth aka Announcer dude- Commercial!
Hojo- Go Sephy! *sheds a tear* I am so proud...*sniffle*
~to be continued~
Yuffie- DA LIMP B-I-Z-K-I-T!! Bwahahahh!
Rufus- You know the time you know the ryhme it aint easy being greasy..in the world ful- whoops!
Yuffie- *huggles Rufus* Go Ahead and sing it ruffy-boy! ^.^
Rufus- Naw...
Yuffie- Aww... okay.. *looks to YOU the reader(s)* YOU MESSED IT UP!! YOU DID IT!
Rufus- *sweatdrops* Eh..heheh...he?
Yuffie- I dun like yous any more...you made Ruffy-boy stop singing ;_;
Rufus- uhm...Reveiw and she'll be happy...okay? DO IT!!
Yuffie- Nuuuu! Why why why why! Wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!
Warning- Contains mild cussing and other stuff
The Weakest Link
Yuffie(me)- *walks onto the center platform, surrounded by eight players. She tries to sound british but ends up sounding like her aunt.* Welcome to the show, The weakest link. Today we have the characters of the game, Final Fantasy 7!
Cloud-*the camera points to him and he smiles* Hi..uhm.. I'm an ex-SOLDIER and a part of the AVALANCHE
Cid- *the camera goes from Cloud to Cid, whose smoking his cigarette* What the @($# I'm Cid and I didn't want to be here $#%@#!!!
Nanaki/ Red XIII- *The camera turns towards him but skips him* Whoa Whoa!! I'm here! Hello? *The camera comes back to Nanaki* Yeah thats better...I'm Nanaki! A Beast from Cosmo Canyon
Tifa- *The camera makes its way to Her as she waves* (A/n do I hafta tell where the camera goes?Nope! Bwahahah! I'm lazy) I'm a Bar owner from Midgar and a part of the AVALANCHE, plus my name is Tifa!
Vincent- ...Vincent.....
Barret- Yo' I'm Barret ya foo', and I'm da top Dawg who runs AVALANCHE
Reno- Reno. I'm a Turk, the rest is all classifide from all yaw...
Rufus- I don't have time for this, Rufus...President of ShinRa...
Yuffie- You know the rules, now lets see whos slower then the rest of the runners, the ugly duckling in a nest, BWAHAHAHAH! Oooookay start the clock at a minute and ten seconds! Cloud your up... What is the Anime that was on Cartoon network for only a week?
Cloud- Big O?
Yuffie- No the correct answer was Card Captors... and I loved that show too! *sniffle* That was so unfair!!! Uhm...going on..Cid! What is the Name of the song with the lyrics ' keep rollin' rollin' rollin' yeah' ?
Cid- Its Limp #$@($ Bizkit!
Yuffie- Yesh!!! That sooooo right! I luv Da Limp!! ^.^ *She jump around on stage, wasting the rest of the time.* That is all the time we have...you may now vote on who is...The Weakest link!
Rufus-Wha!? I didn't get to have a turn!!!
Announcer Aka Sephiroth- The weakest link for the first round was Cloud, the strongest link is Cid.
Yuffie- okay you banked...nothing! out of ALOT of money! whos brain is stuck on a red light, whos mind is frozen by such easy question? Its time to see, whos the weakest link!
Cloud- Rufus
Cid- Cloud
Nanaki- Cloud
Tifa- Aeris
Yuffie- Hold up....Aeris!?!
Tifa- Yeah...why not?
Yuffie- Shes dead ~.~
Tifa- Point being...?
Yuffie- Never mind... continue..
Vincent- ...Cloud....
Barret- Da foo' named Cloud
Reno- Cloud that spiked ass guy..
Rufus- I didn't get a turn....thats not fair.. I'M SUPPOSE TO GET A TURN!!
Yuffie- Stoooopid! Who did you vote for!?
Rufus- Cloud
Yuffie- *smacks her fore head* Nuh Duh! Well Ruffy-boy, It seems that The Spikey Haired Jerk dun like ya... Why did you vote him? oh and one thing.. *She runs towards Rufus and hugs his left arm* You are soooooo cute!!!
*everyone except Yuffie sweatdrops*
Rufus- Uhm..... Thank you?? I picked him cuz...Hes just stupid..
Yuffie- Ya think!? Bwahahah! Cloud!! By six votes, you are the weakest link....g'bye! ^.~
*offstage the camera gives the cryin' Cloud a close up*
Cloud- ITS NOT FAIR!! ITS NOT FAIR AT ALL!!! *sob*
*the camera zooms back on stage pointing to Yuffie*
Yuffie- One gone seven left, lets continue to play...the weakest link!
Rufus- I BETTER GET A TURN!
*four people off stage cheer on Reno and Rufus*
Elena- GO RENO!! AFTER THE SHOW WE'LL HAVE A PARTY IF YOU WIN!
Rude- .....
Tseng- I thought I was dead....go Reno and Mr. President...
Hojo- *waves a red flag with the name 'Sephiroth' on it* Go! Sephy! Daddy's here for you!!
Rude- ...
Elena- Yeah...what he said... I thought you were dead with Tseng, Hojo...
Tseng- And Sephiroth isn't playing...
Hojo- So? Gooo Sephy!!
Tseng and Rude- *sweatdrops* .....
Elena- *huggles Tseng* I wouldn't mind you being alive again ^.^
*back on stage a bright light appears*
???- Vote me off will you bitch!?!?
Tifa- AHHH!! YOUR DEAD!!
Aeris- And so it Tseng, Reno, and Hojo...PLUS sephiroth too...
Tifa- Ooohhhh yeah!! I remember!
Aeris- *slaps Tifa* I'm not in the game and you vote me off!?!?
Tifa- *Slaps Aeris back* Thats cause you were going to steal Cloud away!!
*off somewhere backstage*
Cloud- *sweatdrops* Dun get me into this...
Tifa- Cloud is mine!
Aeris- No...MINE!!
Tifa- Hes more of mine then it is of yours!! *she sticks her tongue out*
Aeris- Damn...how'd you think of that?
Tifa- I was prepareing for you to come back!
Aeris- *flies over to Cloud and hugs his left arm* Miiiiiiiine!
Tifa- *runs to Cloud's right arm and hug it* Nu! Mine!
Aeris- MINE!!!
Tifa- MIIIIINE!!
Yuffie- Nuuu! He's Mine!!!
Aeris and Tifa- *stops* YOURS!?!?
Yuffie- *sweatdrops* Did I do that for Cloud? I-I meant..uhm..Ruffy-boy!
Rufus- Me?
Yuffie- Nu Duh!! *she runs to Rufus and hugs him* MINE!
*Everyone except Yuffie, Tifa, and Aeris Sweatdrops*
Sephiroth aka Announcer dude- Commercial!
Hojo- Go Sephy! *sheds a tear* I am so proud...*sniffle*
~to be continued~
Yuffie- DA LIMP B-I-Z-K-I-T!! Bwahahahh!
Rufus- You know the time you know the ryhme it aint easy being greasy..in the world ful- whoops!
Yuffie- *huggles Rufus* Go Ahead and sing it ruffy-boy! ^.^
Rufus- Naw...
Yuffie- Aww... okay.. *looks to YOU the reader(s)* YOU MESSED IT UP!! YOU DID IT!
Rufus- *sweatdrops* Eh..heheh...he?
Yuffie- I dun like yous any more...you made Ruffy-boy stop singing ;_;
Rufus- uhm...Reveiw and she'll be happy...okay? DO IT!!
Yuffie- Nuuuu! Why why why why! Wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!