John(in history): I DECLARE WAR FOR YOUR JUICEBOX AMERICAN BIRD!

Ringo(in Language arts):*writes* Ohh i carn't spel! *cries*

Paul(in gym):OMFG! I jammed a finga! *crying* Its the end! *cries in corner to cool off*

George(in lunch... wait thats a real subject!): *Rawr!* OM NOM NOMNOM NOMOMNOM!