"The Big Adventure"
A collaboration between N64 Man and CaranAlice.
Disclaimer: None of the characters are mine/ours yadda yadda...
*Brring! Brrring! Brring!* Link was in his little tree house, sleeping peacefully, when the phone rudely awakened him.
"Yellow?" he said sleepily.
"Is this Link?"
"Yes, this is he. What do you want?"
"Can you come to the door?" Link sighed and forced himself out of bed, and pulled back the curtains, revealing a short, bald man.
"Link! Hurry up! If you don't get up and on your horse soon, then you'll never meet the mask wearing imp and lend up saving the world from an evil moon!"
"Let me guess, this all depends on me?"
"Yep."
"But it doesn't matter to you that I still have bruises and scars from my other adventures?" Link pointed out bluntly.
"But millions of innocent people will die."
"I bet that the town has a population of less then 100. And even so, I don't care. GET SOMEONE ELSE!" Link pushed the curtains the man's face, and jumped back in bed.
"But Link..." The man protested in vain, but the hero of time was already snoring loudly.
"Aww man. Who are we going to get to do this job? Link was the only guy dumb enough to possibly accept. Unless..."
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The next day, Mario's doorbell rang.
"Hello?"
"Who are you?" Mario asked the same short bald man.
"Never mind that! We need you to save the world from an evil moon and an evil all powerful midget imp!"
"Let me talk to my brother about that..." Mario said. "The bald man wants me to save the world. I am needed! I must go!"
"How much is he going to pay you?" Luigi raised an eyebrow.
"Umm..." the man trailed off. "We can't exactly pay you money... But the odds are you'll get a free fairy."
"Hmm... Free fairy aye?" Mario imagined a fairy with a frying pan cooking dinner while he sat on the couch watching TV. "I'll go ask my brother."
"I'm right behind you, Mario."
"If we do this, we can get a free slave fairy!"
"I know." Luigi imagined a fairy with a plate full of brownies and milk while he sat at the table waiting for the snacks to arrive.
"But Mario! Remember the time you tried to take James Bond's place!" Mario thought real hard, and remembered. It was the third level of GoldenEye...
{the got all fuzzy, and there was a flashback. Mario had just gotten the plane key, and was in a tank, heading for the plane, destroying anything in his place, belting out "DON'T... STOP... THINKING ABOUT TOMORROW! DON'T... STOP... IT'LL SOON BE HERE!" While the screams of the people he was running over were in the background. Mario wasn't watching where he was going, and accidentally crushed the plane that was supposed to carry him to freedom.}
"And remember the time you tried to fill in for Joanna Dark?"
{The room became all fuzzy, and Mario remembered. It was just after Elvis rammed into Air Force one, and he had just rescued the president from Trent, and there were many enemies gathered around Elvis. One was right in front of the celebrity, and Mario cocked his gun and fired. Unfortunately, the enemy rolled out of the way at the last minute, and the bullet hit Elvis right in his head.} The room went back to normal, and the memory was gone.
"I don't care!" Mario protested.
"Mario! You're gonna end up killing someone, or crushing someone, or killing yourself! DON'T DO IT!" But it was too late, and Mario was out the door, on his way to the newest adventure.
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What do you think? Please review!
A collaboration between N64 Man and CaranAlice.
Disclaimer: None of the characters are mine/ours yadda yadda...
*Brring! Brrring! Brring!* Link was in his little tree house, sleeping peacefully, when the phone rudely awakened him.
"Yellow?" he said sleepily.
"Is this Link?"
"Yes, this is he. What do you want?"
"Can you come to the door?" Link sighed and forced himself out of bed, and pulled back the curtains, revealing a short, bald man.
"Link! Hurry up! If you don't get up and on your horse soon, then you'll never meet the mask wearing imp and lend up saving the world from an evil moon!"
"Let me guess, this all depends on me?"
"Yep."
"But it doesn't matter to you that I still have bruises and scars from my other adventures?" Link pointed out bluntly.
"But millions of innocent people will die."
"I bet that the town has a population of less then 100. And even so, I don't care. GET SOMEONE ELSE!" Link pushed the curtains the man's face, and jumped back in bed.
"But Link..." The man protested in vain, but the hero of time was already snoring loudly.
"Aww man. Who are we going to get to do this job? Link was the only guy dumb enough to possibly accept. Unless..."
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The next day, Mario's doorbell rang.
"Hello?"
"Who are you?" Mario asked the same short bald man.
"Never mind that! We need you to save the world from an evil moon and an evil all powerful midget imp!"
"Let me talk to my brother about that..." Mario said. "The bald man wants me to save the world. I am needed! I must go!"
"How much is he going to pay you?" Luigi raised an eyebrow.
"Umm..." the man trailed off. "We can't exactly pay you money... But the odds are you'll get a free fairy."
"Hmm... Free fairy aye?" Mario imagined a fairy with a frying pan cooking dinner while he sat on the couch watching TV. "I'll go ask my brother."
"I'm right behind you, Mario."
"If we do this, we can get a free slave fairy!"
"I know." Luigi imagined a fairy with a plate full of brownies and milk while he sat at the table waiting for the snacks to arrive.
"But Mario! Remember the time you tried to take James Bond's place!" Mario thought real hard, and remembered. It was the third level of GoldenEye...
{the got all fuzzy, and there was a flashback. Mario had just gotten the plane key, and was in a tank, heading for the plane, destroying anything in his place, belting out "DON'T... STOP... THINKING ABOUT TOMORROW! DON'T... STOP... IT'LL SOON BE HERE!" While the screams of the people he was running over were in the background. Mario wasn't watching where he was going, and accidentally crushed the plane that was supposed to carry him to freedom.}
"And remember the time you tried to fill in for Joanna Dark?"
{The room became all fuzzy, and Mario remembered. It was just after Elvis rammed into Air Force one, and he had just rescued the president from Trent, and there were many enemies gathered around Elvis. One was right in front of the celebrity, and Mario cocked his gun and fired. Unfortunately, the enemy rolled out of the way at the last minute, and the bullet hit Elvis right in his head.} The room went back to normal, and the memory was gone.
"I don't care!" Mario protested.
"Mario! You're gonna end up killing someone, or crushing someone, or killing yourself! DON'T DO IT!" But it was too late, and Mario was out the door, on his way to the newest adventure.
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What do you think? Please review!