WARNING: for people who adores sakura, I'm sorry but I have to shoo you. I hate sakura. It makes me want to cry when she is crying. She's a pussy. Admit it.

Chapter 1: サクラの横領 (sakura's frustration)

"sasuke-kun. how about going for a walk in the park? just the TWO of us?..and after that maybe we could do many many things....you know...WILD things...you know I am always free in the night. ."

sasuke ignored her. This asking-him-out conversation has lasted forever and he was definitely fed up with this stupid pink haired preppy legally blond type girl. As he started walking away, sakura followed him.

when he jumped, she jumped. when he crossed a rope bridge, she crossed the rope bridge. When he cut the ropes, she went down screaming his name in agony. Later on that day, sasuke apologized to sakura about the "accident" that happened at the bridge. sakura, with bits of seeweed and muddy water all over her hair and with an octopus hanging on to her shoulders, smiled and said it was okay.

sasuke wasn't okay. When will the baka brat give up? he already tried everything to "secretly" murder her. but for some reason she always came back like a haunted zombie. At one time Sasuke shot a bazooka hitting directly in her aorta. Bits and pieces of flesh went flying everywhere but Sakura's cursing smile told Sasuke that even bombing her wouldn't work.

when things got worse, Sasuke was having nightmares about this wild beast. In his dreams Sakura was already dead. Yet she still managed to drag herself out of hell and went on following him. When that type of dream comes, Sasuke would always wake up with a yell that was even worse that getting a Tsukuyomi.

"I CAN'T STAND THIS ANYMORE, GODDAMIT!!!!!" Sasuke had yelled to Sakura .But that of course didn't work. "You are even cuter when you are mad." Sakura would reply. Then Sasuke would go nuts and start to really consider committing seppuku. The only thing that was keeping him from doing that was the desire to kill Itachi. But it hadn't changed the fact that he was going berserk.

Meanwhile, Sakura was deeply deeply hurt. Not physically, but more mentally. SHE had tried everything for Sasuke to love her but the situation seems to be getting worse. all she wants is for sasuke to recognize her....and to do some juicy juicy mango tasty things. "why doesn't sasuke-kun ever love me!" sakura started pulling and cutting all her hair since it wasn't helping her. "what should I do, Francoise?" she said to the fluffy wabbit doll that she stole from sasuke. Francoise shrugged (in sakura's vision) and said nothing. Sakura pulled Francoise to the wall and started beating it up. "uruse-nndayo!!!"(shut up). when she was through with that, she pulled out a machine gun and shot uncountable bullets at poor francoise along with the walls.

Just then there was a ding-dong. "I hope it's sasuke-kun", sakura mentally hoped. although she knew it wasn't.

It wasn't.

Rock-Lee stared at Sakura holding throwing knives and bullets tied around her. "oh, this is nothing." she said. "what's up?" "oh, I just wanted to tell you that there will be no training for all genins tomorrow. All the jounins ran away and joined the Otogakure' village." "oh, ok. thanks for telling me." Sakura stared at Rock Lee. .......Hmmm.. ..... .......Hmmmm....... ....... Ok, except for the fashion and the face and the award winning thick eyebrows, Rock Lee was okay. I mean, he's a nice guy and has an incredibly sexy body from all his Taijutsu training. "What's the matter, Sakura-san?"

STOP.

tataa!! there's my 1st story. Please submit review if this is any good. Now...what is Sakura going to do?! The hmmmm.. thing makes you wonder doesn't it?? nope? awwwww (Danmmit!)...but I'll continue writing anyways.