Jeff the Killer's First Birthday
Chapter One: Good News!
Jeff the Killer was bored. He had just killed a few people in a local park. They ran when they saw him and gave him a fun chase, but it seemed like it was getting too easy. People ran, hid, or fought back, but it all ended the same way. Jeff wished something new would happen like maybe the zombie apocalypse or an alien invasion or at least-. Smack! A newspaper flew into his face! Jeff took the newspaper off of his face and read the first article he saw: "Ex-Night Guard has Gone Insane! A new night guard working at Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria appears to have gone insane after just five nights at Freddy's. After being fired from his new job, the night guard started claiming the pizzeria was haunted by the same animatronics he was supposed to be guarding. Further investigation has revealed that he was fired for tampering with the animatronics that he claimed were walking around at night trying to kill him!" Jeff thought for a minute. Where had he heard about Freddy Fazbear's before? Then it hit him (not like the newspaper did)! He was supposed to go there for his birthday a few weeks after he went to the birthday party that changed his whole life, but obviously he didn't get the chance. At the time he thought it was a bit lame going to the same place for his birthday every year especially since it was a place for kids not teens, but now the newspaper article piqued his interest in the place. Flipping the paper over, he found an ad for Freddy Fazbear's looked at the address, and ran to invite some Creepypastas to his first birthday party as 'Jeff the Killer'.