Disclaimer
I do not own Dragon Ball, nor any of its characters. Toei Animation, and Akira Toriyama are the creators. This is purely fiction. Also, I do not own No Doubt or any other reference to realistic portals of any kind. Sorry if this causes any problems.
This is my first fanfic based on Bulma. The title is almost self-titled to her name arguably. It contains some sex and some foul language. If this offends you, please, don't read. If you don't mind, enjoy. Peace.
Chapter 1 Who wants to know?
Every living person wants someone to know about his or her life. It's human nature. Each and every one of us thinks that the story of our lives needs to be told. I've always had a longing to share my life experiences. But the most significant part of my life happens well into my life.
My name is Bulma Briefs. I am a middle-aged woman who co-owns Capsule Corporation with my father, Doctor Briefs. I have a son named Trunks, who I am quite proud of. And I have Vegeta, the love of my life. This is my life. But for a long time, I didn't know what that was. I felt lost. Although, when people looked at me, hanged around me, talked to me, they could have sworn I didn't have a worry in the world. But I did, and as I aged, they became worse than simple worries. They became concerns. So, I will tell you. I will describe my life at its most influential time.
Yamcha was my boyfriend, my first love. It became quite evident in our relationship that he didn't have a clue when it came to girls. When we were still teenagers, he didn't know shit about the opposite sex. Not even body parts. It was a while before he even laid his hands purposely on me. I had to provoke him. I remember the time. But it isn't important to me. Losing my virginity to him wasn't a life-changing ordeal. It just happened. Simple as that, no detail. And it was like that. I can say this, though. We knew what we wanted. Every touch, kiss, pat, stroke made exact contact. But enough about that. Our life together wasn't a porno. However, it was a sick, addictive, soap opera.