-1Naruto/Final Fantasy 7 Truth or Dare

This is my first fanfic, so don't insult it, OK!

Introductions .1

Hosts: Naruto: FF7:

Matt (Matt of the Shinobi) Naruto,Sakura,Sasuke Cloud,Tifa,Barret

CoolSam (CoolSalmami) Kakashi,Lee,Guy Sephiroth,Yuffie,Vincent

Hinata,Neji,Tenten the Turks

Normal-talking Italic-thinking Bold-inner self ()-movement ()-accent Bold Italics-other

Naruto: Is this the place? (He looks around the room, then he notices everyone) Is this a prank?

Everyone: (Shrugs)

???: I'm glad all of you could make it.

Sakura: Who said that?

Inner Sakura: Cha! What I would give to batter hi…

Sakura: Are you sure it's a boy?

Inner Sakura: Err…

Naruto: WHO ARE YOU?

CoolSam: Hi, I'm CoolSalmami, and this is my little bro…

Matt: Oi, I'm taller than you, I'm just younger than you,(punches CoolSam.) Anyway, my name is Matt of the Shinobi.

Naruto: Why are we here anyway?

Matt: evil For a torturous game of…

Matt and CoolSam: (Evil) Truth or Dare Mwahaha

Kakashi: Okay.

Naruto and Sakura: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

Matt: By the way, I've scheduled a few surprise guests…

CoolSam: and two of them are insane.

Hinata: W-where are t-t-they?

Matt: (Claps ten times, and Cloud, Tifa, Barret, Sephiroth, Yuffie, Vincent, Tseng, Rude, Elena and Reno. Elena has Reno in a headlock.)

Cloud: YOU! (Attacks Sephiroth)

Matt: (Claps. Cloud gets frozen. Claps again, and Cloud is next to Tifa.)

CoolSam: SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP!!!

Sasuke: No one was talking.

CoolSam: Cloud was.

Cloud: WHAT… WHY YOU LITTLE…

Tifa: Calm down, Cloud. (Drags him to a spot on the floor)

Matt: Kakashi, truth or dare?

Kakashi: Dare.

Matt: I dare you to… KISS TIFA!

Tifa: (Anime sweat drop)

Naruto: Who is Tifa?

Barret: Her foo'. (Points to Tifa)

Tifa: BARRET!

Kakashi: (Walks over to Tifa)

Tifa: (Beats Kakashi up)

Kakashi: Ouch!

Coolsam: ok Tseng truth or dare?

Tseng: Dare.

Coolsam: I dare you to…KISS ELENA! Haha.

Everyone expect Tseng, Elena and Kakashi: HAHAHAHAHAHA!

Elena: (Blushing so hard, she is the same colour as Reno's hair)

Tseng: (walk over to Elena and kiss her on the cheek, he blushes after he kiss her)

Elena: (faints)

Matt: Yuffie, will you tell the truth, or take a dare?

Yuffie: Err… Dare.

Matt: I dare you to read Makeout Paradise!

Lee: Oh no… How unyouthful.

Neji: Lee… Shut up.

Yuffie: Where is it?

Matt: Kakashi has it.

Yuffie: (Walks over to Kakashi and steals it. Begins to read it)

10 minutes later

Elena: (Wakes up and be sick)

Matt: Uhhh, I'm gonna be sick.

Coolsam: Vincent…truth or dare?

Vincent: dare.

Coolsam: evil I dare you to…KISS YUFFIE!

Vincent: What!…no!

Coolsam: You have to Vincent.

Vincent: fine. (he walk over and kiss Yuffie on her cheek)

Yuffie: ( blushes)

Vincent: Yuck!

Everyone expect Vincent and Yuffie: Awwww, how cute.

Vincent: I'll kill you all in your sleep.

Matt: Miss Lockheart, truth or dare.

Tifa: I'll pick truth.

Sakura: Finally…

Matt: I can hear you.

Sakura: (Screams)

Matt: What… I can read minds.

Reno: Weeeiiirrrddd.

Matt: Anyway, Tifa, do you love Cloud?

Tifa: (Whisper) Yes. (blushes)

Coolsam: Ok rude truth or dare?

Rude: Truth.

Coolsam: Do you love Tifa?

Rude:…

Reno: Come on rude.

Rude: yes.

Tifa: (blushes)

Reno: Haha

Matt: Truth or dare, Spiky.

Cloud: Dare, and don't call me that.

Matt: I dare you to go in the closet with Tifa.

Cloud and Tifa: Okay… (They get in the closet)

Matt: And just in case, I'll lock the door so you won't escape.

Cloud and Tifa: NOOOO!

Coolsam: Barret Truth or dare.

Barret: Dare foo'

Coolsam: I dare you to…act like a baby

Barret: What!

Coolsam: you hear me act like a baby.

Barret: (got to his knees and crawl around the room saying goo-goo and gaga)

Everyone: (rolling around laughing)

Matt: Haha. Uchiha, truth or dare

Sasuke: Call me that and you will die, but I'll take dare.

Matt: I. Dare. You. To… Kiss Sakura!

Sasuke: NOOOOOOOO!!!

Sakura: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!

Matt: You have to.

Reno: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Sasuke: O.k. (Kisses Sakura)

Sakura: (Faints)

Coolsam: O.k. Reno, truth or dare?

Reno: What…ah…truth

Coolsam: O.k. Reno…truth…do you like Yuffie?

Reno and Yuffie: WHAT!

Tseng: Come on Reno, do you like Yuffie.

Elena: Come on Reno…haha

Reno: You love Tseng, Elena.

Elena: (blushes)

Reno: O.k.

Rude: Do you like Yuffie?

Reno: No.

Matt: O.k. Let's free Cloud and Tifa. (Walks over to closet) AHHHHHH!

Elena: What's happened?

Matt: They're gone…

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