I sort of started a pie war over e-mail with some friends and some Middle Earth friends joined us and next thing you know I write this! This is suppose to be goofy and insane so take it easy.
Minus the pie stuff, rights go to Peter Jackson, he had nothing to do with the pies!
Tauriel *Stands in Thranduil's way*: You will not go no further! You will not throw another pie, not this time!
Thranduil: Get out of my way!
Tauriel: The dwarves will get creamed!
Thranduil: Yes they will get creamed. Today. Tomorrow. One year hence a hundred years from now. What does it matter? Their pies are weak.
Tauriel *Holds out a Lemon Meringue and aims it at Thranduil*: You think your pies are worth more than theirs when there is no cream in it! There is no cream in yours!
Thranduil * Looks away as if offended then slaps pie out of her hand and Tauriel drops it* *Holds a veggie pie*: What do you know of pies? Nothing! What you feel for that dwarf's pie is not real!
*Tauriel stares at him in disbelief*
Thranduil: You think it is pie? Are you ready to get pied for it?
*Legolas stops him from throwing a pie*
Legolas: If you pie her, you will have to cream me!
So yeah, that sort of just happened. If you'd like me to foodinize a scene from the movie just let me know! :-)