The Tiny Fluffbat Manual

by EightBitsStoryBox

Congratulations! You have adopted a tiny fluffbat or picked one up off the street, Well since you're now the proud owner of a tiny fluffbat you may as well learn the basics of how to take care of one properly. By the time you are finished with this manual, you will walk out a tinyfluffbatolygist, and that's not even a degree!

INTRODUCTORY

Hi there. If you are reading this then congratulations, you are the proud owner of a tiny fluffbat, however, each prize has its perks and it's downs, that's why a tiny fluffbat has decided to make this funny little manual for your face that I wanna nom- I MEAN cotton candy is good! Anyways, why did the people want a tiny fluffbat to write out a 10 section long manual on how to raise a fluffbat is a very simple question, You see, who else knows a fluffbat better than a fluffbat? Nobody! That's how logic works right? Right?

Anyways, I shall list out all the items you need in order to properly train, take care of, and/or love a fluffbat

The list is:

Fluffbat food

A leash

Blanket

Enough room for a fluffbat to shed (for spring/summer sheddings)

Non-hazardous objects

Rainbows

Unicorns

Squeaky toy

Treats

Tiny TIE Fighter restoration parts.

Immunity to scratches and explosive damage

A Floofy toy

Anything a fluffbat can hang it's tail onto (can't block natural instinct, can we?)

And Finally, cameras all over the place (the fluffbat does cutes a lot, you have to get it on video for that million subscriber mark)

These things are required at all times throughout your experience with a fluffbat, meaning none of them are options

It is very important that you love and care for your fluffbat as it WILL outlive the absolute FUCK out of you, fluffbats can live for up to 1,500 years and is immune to almost all forms of damage

Enjoy your flufffbat and we shall continue on with the lesson.