Twenty-Seven Months and One Week

"Watch where you're going," Sasuke snapped sharply after being pushed into the wall by a careless Naruto.

"Make me!" Naruto returned with little tact. Sasuke rolled his eyes and began to walk off, purposely bumping Naruto's shoulder. The blonde boy glared at him, grabbing his shoulders to shove him into the lockers.

"Get off of me," Sasuke demanded harshly, giving Naruto a stern glare.

"Then don't walk into me, you moron!"

"Boys! That's enough!" The teacher stomped over to the two of them, hands on her hips. She peered over the frame of her thick-rimmed glasses at the two boys accusingly. "This is the fourth time this week, and this time, I think we should let the principal handle the situation." Naruto and Sasuke's jaws dropped simultaneously before Naruto roughly shoved Sasuke aside. The two turned away, crossing their arms while the teacher rolled her eyes.

"Go, you two." Naruto spun around sharply, grumbling and dramatically stalking off towards the office while Sasuke rolled his eyes and followed, hands in pockets. The two stayed silent, even after Naruto roughly flung the door open, purposely trying to hit Sasuke in the face, though the boy avoided the collision with a smirk. A bearded man with grey hair sighed as the two sat themselves in two well-placed chairs in front of his desk.

"All right, boys. What was this one about?" the principal asked calmly, taking off his glasses and wiping them down with a handkerchief from his coat pocket. Immediately, the two shot up from their chairs. Naruto made wild hand gestures towards Sasuke while Sasuke's dark eyes remained fixated on Naruto's head, as though sending invisible daggers to shoot through his skull.

"Sasuke, this stupid-"

"He pushed me so-"

"And I just defended myself-"

"But he wouldn't leave-"

"Shut up! I need to tell my story!"

"Yeah, your idiotic story."

"It's all his fault!" they yelled in unison, turning to stare each other down. Sasuke's arms were crossed while one of Naruto's was in his face, an accusing finger pointing directly at his forehead. The principal sighed and set down his glasses.

"Detention, one week. You know where. And this time, you two are together. If you fight, your weeks are doubled," he commanded placidly.

"What?" Naruto snapped, looking at the man with surprise.

"Sir, this is unfair. I didn't do anything," Sasuke protested.

"You two heard me," the principal retorted. "I've had enough of this. You two will learn to tolerate each other. Do we have an understanding?" Naruto and Sasuke exchanged glares at each other. "Good. Dismissed." Glowering, Naruto and Sasuke dragged themselves to the detention room, walking around the entire school and taking unnecessary bathroom breaks and extraneous hallways.

Standing at the door to their prison, the two relaxed for a moment and sighed, letting their shoulders sag. Sasuke opened the door first, walking through and immediately heading over to the farthest corner of the room. Naruto followed warily, shutting the door and sitting at the desk nearest to the door. He turned around and narrowed his eyes at Sasuke, who returned the gesture.

"This is all your fault," Sasuke hissed.

"Mine? If you just hadn't pushed me, we wouldn't be here right now!" Naruto exclaimed in return.

"You retard! That's not even what happened!" Naruto's eyes glinted and he let out a low growl, prompting Sasuke to raise his eyebrows in surprise. Before either of them realized what happened, Naruto rocketed from his desk and rushed over to Sasuke, pushing the chair out from under him and pinned him on the ground.

"Hn," Sasuke smirked. "Finally lost your cool knowing I'm right?" Naruto growled again, having on hand pushing down on Sasuke's shoulders. "Relax; it's not completely your fault you're an idiot.

Without thinking, Naruto let his fist fly into Sasuke's jaw. Sasuke's eyes widened slightly before he glared at Naruto with grim determination, cracking his jaw. He grunted he pulled his knees up, managing to land a foot on Naruto's chest. In one swift motion, he kicked Naruto back against a few desks.

Sasuke jumped up, having barely enough time to see Naruto charging towards him, fists pulled back. Sasuke ducked and, in one fluid motion, turned and kneed Naruto in the middle of his back. Naruto blanched, coughing and being forced to the floor. His hands tightened until his knuckles were white and looked up at Sasuke, who was smirking again.

Naruto made a desperate grab for Sasuke's shirt, barely reaching his collar. He tried to pull the brunette down on the ground on him, but only succeeded in ripping the entire front of the shirt, making a large tear. His jaw dropped and his bright, blue eyes widened.

Sasuke's shirt opened to reveal his toned body. His abs were hardened in a sharp six-pack, incredibly defined for a teenager of his age. His biceps were well shaped; lean, but well-defined, hiding compacted muscle. In the dim light, Naruto could barely make out Sasuke's surprised expression slowly turn to confusion.

"Uh, Naruto?" There was no response. "Hey, idiot. Pay attention." Naruto blinked once. "What the heck is wrong with you? And… what the hell? Is that drool?"

Naruto felt movement in front of his face. He blinked a few times to see Sasuke snapping a few inches from his face. "What the hell is wrong with you?" Sasuke muttered before simply whacking Naruto upside the head.

"Ow! Stupid!" Naruto grumbled, rubbing the back of his head and looking away, feeling a bit flushed.

"I was being a good person and trying to awaken you," Sasuke sarcastically replied. "I thought you were having a seizure, so I felt a good whack would help. Not like you have any brain cells to lose. And you still have drool all over your chin."

"Uh... sure.," Naruto muttered uncertainly, rubbing the back of his hand over his mouth. Sasuke raised his eyebrows.

"No stupid reply?" Naruto rolled his eyes.

"Look, I'm sorry," he huffed out, crossing his arms and looking away. Sasuke stared back. "What? Dude, quit looking at me like that!"

"Oh, sorry. It's that I was just wondering if you had been replaced by an evil robot menace is all," Sasuke grunted, shrugging his shoulders.

"You know, you're really hot," Naruto mumbled without thinking.

"Oh, thank you," Sasuke replied nonchalantly before snapping his head back towards Naruto. "Wait, what?" Naruto's eyes widened in horror as he just realized what he said.

"I, uh, er, well, this is awkward." Sasuke's eyes suddenly glinted mischievously.

"Aw, you're so cute!" Naruto gulped.

"Um, what?"

"You heard me."

"Where's this coming from…?"

"Me being bored." With that, he gently leaned forward and landed his lips on Naruto's. Naruto stared in shock, then gingerly leaned down so Sasuke was laying on him. He wrapped his arms around Sasuke's neck and pulled down. Sasuke pulled away and moved his head down to Naruto's neck, beginning to slowly suck on the exposed skin. Naruto let out a moan and ran his hands through Sasuke's hair. Hands moving down Naruto's chest, Sasuke unbuttoned Naruto's jacket, taking his time. Naruto gasped as he felt cool fingers roam his pecs, lightly running over his nipples.

Slowing making his way downward, Sasuke carefully unbuttoned Naruto's jeans. He slid them down painfully slowly and took the hem of Naruto's boxers in his teeth. Naruto cocked his hip up and Sasuke pulled Naruto's boxers down. His hands made their way to Naruto's crotch. He carefully stroked this inside of Naruto's thigh. Naruto moaned and ran his hands through Sasuke's hair. Sasuke slowly began stroking Naruto's crotch, making his moan louder. He came to his opening and slid a finger inside. Naruto gasped and let out even louder moan. His hands came to Sasuke's shoulder blades. Sasuke began to pump slowly, making Naruto's moans to become increasingly loud, digging his nails into Sasuke's shoulders.

Sasuke began to pump faster, inserting another finger. Naruto let out a loud moan, pushing his hips up to Sasuke's fingers. Feeling Naruto cum slightly, Sasuke removed his fingers and licked what little cum was upon the tips. He then guided Naruto's hands to his pants. Naruto, with great difficulty, unbuttoned Sasuke's pants and ripped them off with his underwear. Sasuke then positioned himself above Naruto. He leaned down into Naruto. Naruto gasped and stiffened. Sasuke waited until he felt Naruto relax and slowly lowered himself further. Naruto let out his loudest moan and threw his head back. Sasuke began to slowly pump up and down, rubbing Naruto's thigh as he did.

Naruto soon hit his climax and let out wave of cum. Sasuke smirked lightly and lifted himself out of Naruto. Using two fingers, he gathered all of the cum on his fingertips. He began to suck the fingers with the cum, swallowing it while groaning lightly. Naruto pulled Sasuke's fingers out of his mouth and, in one quick motion, reached up and grabbed Sasuke's neck. He placed on hand on the back of his head and pulled Sasuke down for another kiss. Sasuke grabbed Naruto's hips and lifted him up from the ground slightly, pushing his tongue though Naruto's open lips.
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"Good Lord, they must really be killing each other in there…" the principal muttered to himself. Another loud moan was heard through the walls. "All right, that times that is that... carry the six... add this... twenty-seven months of detention together?" Another moan. "Make that twenty-seven months and one week."