Written by Tristan M Finley
Ideas by Tarin C Vincent and Azure Andrews
Prologue
I was a human. Living in the pony world. Deal with it.
So one day, My Friends and Myself, Tarin, Azure, and Nick made our way into the pony world
Via an Atm (ATM - a time machine...) ((Nicks Idea)) (((Deal with it)))
So The my little pony world was not like we expected. APPARENTLY, The hunger pony games was a real thing.
#Not a joke.
And this is where it begins
"TRISTAN ITS THE REAPING" Azure said smacking a bottle over my head
My Friends were drunk again.
"Gerga Flarb" Tarin said
"Fuck you." I said as we all walked to the reaping
In Equestria it was different, Every pony from all of equestria (And Us) had to go to Ponyville, and get 12 Colts/Stallions and 12 Mares/Fillies
We walked into the crowd and I yawned
"Welcome Everypony, to the 249th Pony games!" A pony said on the stage
"GET ON WITH IT PONIES HAVE THINGS TO DO TODAY!" Nick screamed
"Well okay, Looks like you four are in the pony games today" She said pointing to us four
"Fuck" Nick said
"Shit" I said
"FUCK YOU NICK!" Azure screamed
"YOU PIECE OF SHIT!" Tarin screamed
We all climbed onto the stage
"Now, Mares first" The Announcer said
"Octavia, Vinyl, Scootaloo, Derpy, Bon Bon, Lyra, Twilight Sparkle, Fluttershy, Applejack, Rarity, Rainbow Dash, and Pinkie Pie" The Announcer said
"Well For Stallions, or, sorry HUMANS, we already have Nick, Tarin, Tristan, and Azure, as well as..." She said reaching into the bin
"Iron Will, Shining Armor, Big Mac, Doctor Whooves, Lightning Dasher, Magenta Stoner, Nightwing Blaze, and Prince BlueBlood" The Announcer said
Now with 24 of us on the stage, the announcer said, "Okay these are our-" She began
"GET THE FUCK ON WITH IT" Nick said
"Competitors..." She finished
"YEAH!" Nick screamed
"I Volunteer" Azure said
"You're already a competitor" She said
"Shit" Azure Said
"I like trains." Tarin said
I began screaming at the top of my lungs, then blacked out