The sun was shining on the beautiful suburban cul-de-sac, Peach Creek, but three young men couldn't care less.
"Double-D, Double-D,Double-D,Double-DDouble-DDOUBLE-D!!! ... Think of somthin'" Eddy ordered. Eddy was sprawled across the park bench in a very lethargic manner, as no scams could be done today, it was far too hot.
"Meh!" "What was that, sockhead?" Eddy asked. "Err, sorry Eddy, its simply too hot to think."
"Wait! My brain is work is working!" Ed shouted in glee. Eddy rolled his eyes. "And I'm desperate enough to hear it, what's your idea lumpy?" Ed quickly pulled a huge cardboard box from his smaller jacket. "Lets make it dance! Lets make it prance!" "Uh, We'll make that box dance and prance later big guy." Eddy said dismissively. Ed grinned and dropped the box. "Then lets check Eddy's email!" Eddy grinned wickedly. "Yeah, my zillions of admirers will want replies to their hundreds, of not dozens of emails" "...You do know hundreds are a larger unit than dozens, right?" Edd asked. Eddy blinked. "..." "Hey! None of that now! We gotta answer my emails!"
"This is your computer? I always thought it was an antique toaster." Edd stated. "Okay, okay! So it aint the newest model! So what!" Eddy was steaming and partly embarrassed at his aging Tandy model computer. Ed however was ecstatic to see if you've got mail. "This email has been brought to you by stanley T., along with viewers like you." "Err... right lumpy, now to the email" Eddy types in:
A run EenEmail.exe
To Edd,
Do you take off your sock hat before you go to bed?
Sincerly, (at this point, Edd makes sure to mispronounce the misspelled word) Fred, CA.
Eddy replies with:
APour hot soup into Kevin's eyes, eh, Fred?
"That isn't what he wrote Eddy, and that's not your email, move aside please."
A I take keep my hat on because,
"Oh man, Double-D, you don't know how to deal with emails like this,lemme show you how its done." Eddy pushes Edd over, deletes what he wrote and puts in:
AWhat kind of stupid question is that? Do you take your head off before you go to bed?
"Huttah!" Ed pushes Eddy off the seat moves to the keyboard.
AIf so, are you some kind of robot? What kind of powers do you have?
"My turn!" Eddy shouts. Ed looks dejected.
A Do you use your power for good or for awesome? Would you like to join forces? Me and my...err...lackeys, happen to be the greatest criminal team of your time. We await your reply
-Ed, Edd, and Eddy
"Well that was a productive email, considering that it was addressed to me and I didn't even get to WRITE IN IT!!" Edd shouts. In a quick motion, he pulls out the most poisonous of poisons amongst kids, broccoli. The other Eds start off running.
"Well, you guys keep sendin' me those emails..." Eddy says. "And we'll keep making fun of you!" Ed adds stupidly. "...I mean, answer them."
They run off into the distance, leaving the computer behind. Printer paper comes out the side and reads:
Email EEnE with the review button.