"Come on guys! It won't hurt! My God, Steve grab Clint before he takes off for the air vents!" Tony shouted. He was trying to get a picture of everyone together. Natasha came into the living room to see what was going on. Clint was dangling from an air vent with Steve holding onto his ankle. Thor was sitting on the couch, smiling widely at the scene. Bruce was standing away from the commotion, trying to blend in.

"Why are you doing this Tony?" Natasha asked with a hand on her hip.

"Natasha, save me!" Clint yelled. He was now down from the vent and wrapped in Steve's unbreakable embrace. Natasha just laughed and left the room.

"I need a picture for the Christmas card!" Tony whined and held up a camera. Just then a wailing siren and a red flashing light went off in the room. Tony threw the camera down and smirked.

"You guys got lucky." Tony said. Steve immediately let Clint go and went to change into his star spangled outfit, which was carelessly named by Tony. Clint brushed himself off and reached behind his back, taking out his bow. Tony shuddered.

"Where do you keep that thing anyway?" Tony asked. Clint smirked.

"Don't ask questions you'll regret later." Clint teased. Tony shuddered again. Steve came back into the room in his uniform. He glared at Tony before sighing.

"Tony, please go put on your suit." Steve sounded tired already, as if he knew he had already lost. Tony pouted for a few seconds then took off. Steve looked surprised for a few moments, Tony never did what he asked the first time. He regained his composure and ordered everyone together. Whatever Tony's got planned, whatever it is, can't be good. Steve thought. He was right.

-o-

"Who in the world would create marshmallow creatures?" Clint shrieked as the fluff got stuck in his bow. Tony blasted the fluffy creatures as they came closer but they just wouldn't stop coming.

"Tony, what the heck is going on?" Steve yelled as he was tackled by a team of marshmallows. Then, all of a sudden, every last one of them melted. The team was covered in marshmallowey goo. Well, everyone besides Tony. Everyone huddled in close together to try and figure out what had just happened.

"Smile everyone!" Tony screamed and pointed at a small flying robot. Everyone looked at the robot, Cap unable to as Tony attached their lips together, and a flash of light went off. Tony pulled away from Cap and flew up into the air, the small robot attaching itself to the metal suit.

"Thanks everyone, great picture!" He joked as he flew off. Cap blushed deeply.

"Tony!" Steve yelled as the others dissolved into groans and curses.

-o-

Tony flew back to his lab and immediately locked it down. He took the robot and inserted it into the computer. It began to upload.

"Sir, is this entirely appropriate for a Christmas card?" JARVIS asked from overhead.

"Yeah, totally." Tony said absentmindedly. He clicked the photo link and started to laugh.

Natasha was trying to get the white fluff out of her hair, trying to look calm and collected as she did so. Hulk was yelling at the sky. Clint was cradling his bow and quiver, his lips quivering. Thor was eating the marshmallow fluff, Asgardian tradition or curiosity getting to him. Tony and Steve were making out as white fluff dropped off of Steve's shield.

"It's a great picture, right?" Tony asked while wiping tears from his eyes as he clutched his stomach.

"Of course, Sir." JARVIS said happily. "Whatever you say."